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Maiden Of The Moon
Maiden of the Moon
What if Kokushibo had a pupil, whom he taught the original Moon Breathing before he deserted the Demon Slayer Corps?
Mochizuki Yua was born only for these reasons: To become a Hashira and make her family a respected one in the Demon Slayer Corps.
But if you only live for the expectations of others, who are YOU truly?
What will it take to find yourself?
A long, hard journey awaits.
What is it with me and starting now stories if I already have a bunch I need to finish?
But I have fallen into Demon Slayer Hell again and need to at least get out the first chapter to see if anyone would like this idea. .3.
So enjoy!
Chapter 1: Moon Family
Her house had always been more of a museum of her family’s failures, than a real home.
Broken Katanas litter the walls.
Old Demon Slayer Corps uniform laying in closets.
Haori’s passed down from parent to child.
Yua had a feeling her ancestor lived in their home.
Watching them, the new generation, with cold eyes, whispering in their ears.
Whispering bring honor to our family.
Wash our name from the sin of our forefathers.
Become a Hashira.
The Moon isn’t bad, it’s the light in the darkness of the night.
It was chilling.
Yet, she couldn’t just leave home.
All Mochizuki’s lived in this old big house, so leaving the family was out of the question.
They only had the family.
Friends were hard to have if your whole life only revolved around learning how to kill demons and your Demon Slayer comrades been fearful and mistrusting of you.
The midnight blue-haired girl stood before the door, signing quietly to herself.
Her trusty crow, Kaguya, was nuzzling her cheek, trying to lift her spirits. She gave her a pet and told her to go to rest.
Yua wasn’t a little girl anymore, she could face her family.
Stepping into the house, she had to dodge her two young cousins Hikari and Kaito, who played catch with each other.
The two were lucky.
She hadn’t had a playmate when she was their age.
For her, it had been only training, training, and training.
It was kind of sad if she thought about it.
“Yua, you are back!”, greeted the voice of her aunt and Kaito’s mother Chiyoko. Her aunt was still wearing her Demon Slayer uniform, she probably came home also a few minutes ago.
She greeted her aunt back and then asked where her grandfather, Chiyoko’s father, was.
Her aunt pointed at the Tea Room, then shrieked at Kaito and Hikari since the two rascals wanted to pick up two Katanas from the walls.
Yua made haste to her grandfather.
Makoto Mochizuki was an old man, who lost his arm in a fight with a lower moon, when he was forty and had to end his Demon Slayer carrier.
It had been a bitter pill to swallow for the proud men since he had nearly become a Hashira.
Now he laid all his hope in the new generation, especially Yua herself.
“I’m back, grandfather.”, said Yua with a low bow to him.
Like she was taught she waited till her grandfather gave her permission to raise and sit before him.
He was playing Shogi against himself, nursing a cup of tea.
Curious Yua sniffed the tea and had to correct herself. That was sake mixed with tea.
Since a few months, grandfather picked up this bad habit of spiking his tea.
“Yua, report.”, he demanded coldly to her.
Not asking if she was all right.
Not asking if she was injured.
Not asking if she needed to rest.
For Makoto only the Demon Slayer Corps mattered. Only matter if one of his family finally became a Hashira and their name could be said without shame.
The seventeen-year-old was used to it, still, sometimes she wonder how it would have been if her grandfather was like the silly old grandpas in the novels she liked to read.
She only knows from Makoto’s cold and discipline.
Hugs or dear gods kisses were a waste of time in his eyes. How her late grandma could have married this piece of cold ice was still a mystery to Yua.
But she was used to it, so she gave him her report.
He didn’t show any emotion, didn’t show if he was proud of her for killing a strong demon who had killed babies to young children.
Only asked one thing.
“Your rank?”
“Still Hinoto.”
The balding elder with a long beard took a big sip from his spiked tea and gave her his patented disappointed look.
“You have to give your all Yua.”, he told her like always. “You are the only one, besides me, in our family who can use Moon Breathing, your aunt, your uncle, and your father are failures. It’s your duty and honor to become a Hashira. All our hopes lay with you. Why can’t you level up in Rank?”
She bit her tongue not to shout at her grandfather. To throw at him words full of hate.
She hated how he thought so little of his own children, who hadn’t be able to learn Moon Breathing from him.
She hated how she was forced to be better than she already was.
She was seventeen years old and for a good four years a Demon Slayer. In her eyes, she did a good job in climbing the ranks.
One could be proud to be Hinoto at such a young age.
Yet her grandfather expected her to climb any week a new rank. He seemed sick of waiting that she became a Hashira.
He wanted it now!
How she wished she could say this all to him. He deserved a piece of her mind, yet she couldn’t.
Since young age, it was drilled into her to respect her grandfather as the head of the family.
He knew what was best for the Mochizuki.
Yua hated this so much.
She couldn’t even describe how she hated it. In a way she know it was wrong what her grandfather did, yet she couldn’t shake it off.
Talking back only made things worse.
The young girl didn’t need extra training and chores with all she already did.
So she bowed low down, till her forehead touched the Tatami Mats of the Tea Room.
“Forgive me, grandfather.”, she said monotone. “I will take a risker mission next time.”
Something like a grunt came from grandfather and she heard how he gulped down his spiked tea.
“Dismissed. Now go to train.”
“Of course, grandfather.”
Who cares that she hadn’t slept in nearly 24 hours?
Who cares that she was dirty and sweaty and needed a bath?
Who cares that she hadn’t had a proper meal in two days?
Training was always more important.
This was her whole life.
Her father, Haruto Mochizuki, found her outpowered, nearly collapsing in the Training Area of their garden.
She swung her Katana at the training dummies. Ignore with all she had the pain in her muscles.
It showed how out of it she really was, as her father took her Katana out of her hands without a problem.
Blinking she looked from her empty hands up to her father.
“Father?”
“Enough, Yua. You will only hurt yourself.”, he told her.
“But grandfather!-“
“Has fallen asleep. He will not notice you stopping your training, my moon bunny.”
At that, she practically collapsed and would have eaten dirt, if father didn’t catch her in his strong arms and picked her up.
“I hate how he forces you to do all this.”, her father grumbled, while carrying her into their house. “You shouldn’t be the only one to carry the burden of our name.”
She yawned, snuggling up to her father. In his arms, she felt always safe and protected. Her father was a good man.
“I’m the only one who can do Moon Breathing. It’s my duty to our family to make us a respectful Demon Slayer family.”, she reminded her father.
“You mean it’s a curse, moon bunny.”
Yua didn’t know how to answer that. She know her father and his siblings were on one side bitter that they couldn’t have learned Moon Breathing, but on the other hand, they never had to feel the pressure of clearing their name, becoming a Hashira.
They finally reached the bathroom, where her father put her down slowly and after making sure she wouldn’t drown, let her be to take a well-earned bath.
The midnight blue-haired girl enjoys greatly the warm water mixed with the healing herbs her younger cousin Sayoko collected in her work as Kakushi of the Demon Slayer Corps.
Speaking of Sayoko…her black-haired cousin poked her head into the bathroom.
After making eye contact Sayoko told her plainly: “You look like shit.”
“And you are still a brat.”, Yua shoots back.
“How did the demon killing go?”
“Killed the bastard. Had a preference for babies and kids.”
“Fucker.”
“Indeed.”
“Our shit grandfather still pissed you didn’t move up a Rank?”
“Yup.”
Sayoko gave her an encouraging nod and told her, Miwa, Yua’s aunt, and Sayoko’s mother would make dinner today.
Thank Tsukuyomi!
Nothing against aunt Chiyoko, but the woman was 1000 times better at killing demons than making tasty food.
With that Sayoko left her alone, so Yua could enjoy her bad some more.
She relaxed against the bathtub and like often she wonder why she was cursed, yes cursed, with the ability to use Moon Breathing.
Why couldn’t she be like her father and his siblings? Just normal Demon Slayers?
Why couldn’t she be like Sayoko, who took pride in her job as Kakushi?
Why couldn’t she be like uncle Noritaka…who just left one night and never returned.
Uncle Noritaka was the black sheep of the family. All had to pretend to hate him for grandfather’s sake, even if they all admired him, Yua was sure.
Noritaka could use Moon Breathing too…he was close to becoming a Hashira, but one day he just didn’t come home and ended his carrier at the Demon Slayer Corps.
In the letter he had left behind, he wrote that he wouldn’t give up his life for some stupid family honor and that they shouldn’t pay for the sins of their forefathers. Manly the founder of their family, who had learned Moon Breathing in the first place from the traitor Michikatsu Tsugikuni and had practically demanded that their family should still practice Moon Breathing, even if most of their comrades saw in them as potential traitors.
Yua had learned Moon Breathing from Noritaka, he had always been her favorite uncle, and him having the courage to live his life how he wanted made her love him even more.
Yet, she still wished he would be here with them.
If he had become a Hashira, then her grandfather wouldn’t probably demand so much from her.
Signing Yua decide that it was time to get out of her bath and see if dinner was ready.
She shouldn’t waste her energy on what-ifs.
This was her life and she needed to accept it.
Family dinner was nice, since grandfather had drunk himself so silly, that he was snoring up a storm in his bedroom.
So the remaining Mochizuki could catch up, laugh, talk, and gossip like they were a normal family.
For Yua, these were the best nights, also the ones that hurt the most. The vacant spot on their table belonging to grandma Junko, uncle Noritaka, cousin Taiga, and her mother Kioko were practically staring at her. Making her heart twist in turn.
No matter if someone was dead or had left them, the pain of not having them around anymore was still like a wound. A wound that slowly healed, but if you thought about it, it began to hurt again.
After dinner, Yua decide to go to bed and took Kaito and Hikari with her. Since they were the youngest it was bedtime for them. The remaining family decides to play some games together.
It was nice having Kaito and Hikari around her again.
Both were really sweet kids.
They put their futons together so that Yua was in the middle and her two cousins demanded a story.
The midnight blue-haired girl told also their favorite bedtime story.
The Tale of the Bamboo Cutter.
Princess Kaguya’s story.
Yua herself had loved the story when her late mother told her it, that’s why she named her raven after the legendary moon princess.
Kaito was sucking on his thumb, trying to stay awake, while Hikari was snuggled up on Yua’s side, halfway in dreamland.
As she ended the story both kids were out.
She chuckled quietly and closed her eyes.
Tomorrow all would begin again.
The harsh training.
No free-time.
Waiting for her next Demon Slayer job.
But this was the only life she know.
While she drifted off into sleep Yua wonder how Princess Kaguya could have left behind her life on Earth to return back to the moon. To a life, she didn’t know.
The unknown…was scary.
Or maybe Yua was just a coward.
Who knows?
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Hello to all my readers!
I probably noticed that I put special attention these days on Isekai'd as Chloe, ignoring my other fanfics.
It's why I want to finally end this goddamn fic!
I can't take it anymore, I'm sick of it, I'm tired of it.
I'm still in disbelief at how people like it so much!
And my other fanfictions get ignored.
I write all in the same way, I wished my other fanfic had half of the attention that Isekai'd as Chloe gets!
Please support my other stories too, I beg you. That would make me so happy.
Anyway, I will concentrate in finish Isekai'd as Chloe so I can move on with my life.
Just wanted to give you a heads-up.
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I used JRPG Heroine: Dragon Master dress-up game for Tammy’s outfit. She has a purse with her since her class is a fighter and she fights like Tifa Lockheart from Final Fantasy. In the purse are things like smoke bombs or glitter to give a status effect on the enemy or stun them.
The Magician's Quest
SoT AU: Her homeland invaded, her parents died, and all Magic was outlawed. Dark Magician N.K. is on the run from the Inquisition, who wants nothing more than to burn her at a stake. She finds herself in Zaron, the Human Kingdom, not knowing that she stepped into a war for the most powerful relict of them all. A legend, which is reality. The Stick of Truth.
I always wanted to write a Stick of Truth AU and here I am. I will update this once per week on any Tuesday timezone Cest Utc+2.
Also since Post Covid I wanted to write for the adult kids with adult themes without people screaming at me I can’t write smut for fictional characters.
So all characters are over 18 but their age isn’t named. Image them how you like them. Post-Covid special or your own fantasy. :D
Happy reading now.
Prolog
She was so tired.
Tired and hungry.
Tired, hungry, and dirty.
When was the last time she slept well?
As her parents were still alive.
When was the last time she eat?
Last Monday, when she stole from the Traveling Merchant an apple.
When was the last time she washed herself?
Two days ago in the little waterfall between Zaron and Larnion.
Now she was here.
Finally.
In Zaron.
She know that the Human Kingdom was led by the legendary Grand Wizard Eric Cartman.
He always searched for promising Mages in his court.
Some said he had an obsession with magic and any new magician brought him new wisdom about it.
Some said he was fast annoyed with his magician and throw them out like rotten tomatoes.
N.K. didn’t care for rumors.
She only cared about to find finally a place where she would be safe.
Her homeland was invaded by the Purists of the True Light. They were mostly human but had a scary knowledge of how to counter Magic. Themselves said their prayers to their god made them immune to Magic.
The brunette woman only know that her mother, her beloved mother, and the Queen’s Court Magician, had been ripped apart by a shining light, nothing left of her.
Father tried to run away with her, but the Inquisitors of the Purists got him too.
And they didn’t stop.
N.K. saw half of her town killed in cold blood. She felt ashamed that she used this chaos to run away and not to fight.
Yet, how could she not fulfill her father’s last request for her?
“Live my little princess. For me and your mother!”
These words haunted her sleep.
Like the screams of agony and the shouted accusation of her death neighbors and friends.
“Why didn’t you help us?”
“You coward!”
“You were the next Court Magician, why N.K.?”
“All your power, all your talent, for nothing!”
“Traitor!”
She breathes heavily and grips her cloak.
The castle of Kupa Keeps looms in the distance.
N.K. knows it’s not good to think about her nightmares. She needs to get to the castle before it gets dark. She is already weak enough and can’t risk getting attacked in the forest. She needs to conserve her energy.
So she grits her teeth, walking to her hopeful new home.
Paladin Butters the Merciful has secrets.
Secrets that would have her killed if her king ever found them out.
One…she was born as a man, but deep down she knows she should have been a woman.
All right, this would probably not get her killed. Eric accepts even Princess Kenny, but her parents would be so disappointed in her.
She can’t risk their disappointment again.
As she was born without any indication of being able to learn the higher Magics and become the Court Magician, she had been grounded for a whole year.
If Princess Kenny with her sister didn’t visit her at night, she would have turned crazy.
So no, she can’t go back to that.
Her second and biggest secret is what will for sure get her killed…she loved the wrong man.
He was a proud and powerful Ranger with the cutest and fiercest wolf companion.
And an elf.
Yep, she loved the famous and feared by humans Stanley Marshwalker, the right-hand man of the High Elf King.
“I hate that we can only meet like this, Marianne.”, groans Stan into her neck, as they lay together on the forest floor, after one of their secret couplings.
She is still in wonder that he also loves her. She had heard the rumors that he was once engaged to the right-hand woman of the Amazon Queen, Lady Wendy from the Falling Trees.
Nonetheless, after that fateful day two years ago, Stan was hers as she was his now.
Marianne, the name she chooses for herself and only Stan, Princess Kenny, and Princess Karen used to her in private, strokes with one hand her loves beautiful black hair, while she looks at the sun.
“Oh hamburgers, I need to go.”, she shrieks.
How she wished she could simulate a more feminine voice like Princess Kenny!
She hates all this… manliness on her. That’s why she insists that Stan takes her always…she doesn’t want to use the thing between her legs as much as she can.
Stan grips her hips, narrow and not womanly at all, urgh, whining into her ear.
“No, Bunny, come on! We just got here!”
“Stanley we had sex for like three hours. I really need to go or the Wizard King will be awful cross with me!”
“Come with me, please.”, he begs her like every time they meet. “Leave Zaron and come with me to Larnion. There you can be yourself and we can wed.”
“Stan, you know I can’t. My parents still need me. And I can’t leave Princess Kenny and Karen all alone.”, she reminds him, carefully ripping his hands from her body and searching for her robe.
Stan still lays naked on the forest ground, his cape used as a blanket, and crosses his arms behind his head, while she gets dressed.
“Marianne, Bunny, I know that you hate it when I say it, but your parents are assholes! Fuck them, they don’t deserve you.”
She places her Paladin band on her head and puts her long blond hair into a ponytail. That’s the only feminine thing she is allowed do to without raising suspicions.
“They will not live forever. One day…I will be free.”, she mumbles, yet Stan hears her.
He looks with his big brown eyes at her sadly.
“Bunny…you know how tensions are rising again. Our two lands could get to war anytime and we could face each other on the battlefield. What should we do then?”
The blond-haired woman bites her lips.
She doesn’t have an answer for that.
They part like they always part.
With a lot of kisses, bittersweet and painful, and promises of undying love.
Marianne wonders how long they can keep this going. It’s a miracle that in two years no one got suspensions on them, but how long will their luck last?
Is Stan right and war is on the horizon?
What should she do if she has to fight elves again? Stan’s friends, family, and brothers-in-arms.
What should she do if she had to fight Stan?
She doesn’t want to think about it.
A loud sign left her mouth.
Why can’t she be just happy with Stan?
Why was she born human and he elf?
Marianne feels like this famous female character in one of the plays she saw in the Kingdom.
Juliette was her name.
For Juliette and her Romeo, their love ended in death.
She doesn’t want this for her and Stan.
That’s when she sees a cloaked figure on the way to Kupa Keep. She takes note of this person because they can barely stand. They shake uncontrolled and breathe really heavily.
“Hey, traveler, you all right?”, she asks, walking faster to reach them.
It’s good that she does it since the unknown person loses their stepping and falls down on the ground!
“Hamburgers!”
She kneels down and helps the traveler to sit up. This way the hood of the person falls off.
Marianne can see that the poor soul is a young woman.
Dirty, matted long brown hair which smells like rotten food cascades down to her wide hips. She wears a pink-blue magician outfit, which the female magicians of the Land of the Winning Sun are famous for.
The paladin gasped, while the mage groans, her eyes rolling into her head. The poor girl fainted.
Winning Sun was conquered two months ago and they have heard that the Purist of the True Light killed all the magicians there.
All, besides the woman in her arms it seems.
Determined Marianne takes her bridal style, making haste to Kupa Keep.
She will be damned if someone dies under her eyes!
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Codename Dovahkiin Part 2
Now that the Stick of Truth RPG is over it's time for N.K. to face the normal everyday life of South Park.
She should have known nothing in South Park is ever normal!
Day to day the craziness of this supposed quiet little mountain town she has to combat now.
Thank god, she has Tammy, Wendy, her boys, and her Social Media/Magical Girl Powers on her side.
This gonna be a wild ride!
Main Pairing: New Kid/Kenny McCormick/Kyle Broflovski
Chapter 7:This is not you!
The Christmas break is over soon.
Too soon for my taste.
I enjoyed it greatly.
Having dates with Heidi, doing something with my female friends, and spend time with Leo.
I totally and completely ignore the fever dreams I had on Christmas.
Just ignore it and be a good girlfriend, friend, and sister.
Nothing to see here officer.
Only a normal pre-teen living her normal life in a…really fucked up city.
But we will ignore this.
Ignoring is good.
Anyway, the first school day after the break starts with a school assembly where also our parents participate.
I’m sitting between my parents, wondering what will happen next.
Mr. Mackey explains to us that Principal Victoria got fired since she didn’t react right to a student calling rape "hot Cosby" and that we will get a new principal.
The men that walks in…I get shivers all over my body.
Not because he is creepy or anything.
I know his type.
That’s a dudebro who is full-on political correctness.
My gut is right as he tells us clearly: “I don't know about you, but frankly I'm sick and tired of how minority groups are marginalized in today's society. I'm here because this place is lost in a time warp! Students who still use the word "retarded"! A teacher who said women without wombs should get an AIDS test! A chef "person of color" who the children had sing soul songs and who the children drove to kill himself!”
“No, he got brainwashed by a cult.”, corrects him Leo.
This earns my little brother two days' detention.
P.C. Principal is not joking around. Alone his name says it all.
Hey, I’m the first one who is against injustice and all that, but these dudebro’s are too extreme.
Even Mr. Mackey gets detention because he answered P.C. Principals question where the minoritys are correct.
I mean, we do have only Token.
Yet the dudebro doesn’t care.
We will need all to watch our tongue around him.
After the little assembly our parents go home or to work and we start our school day.
When it’s break time I call all my friends and my girlfriend over to my locker.
“Okay, my amazons, listen up.”, I begin in a hushed tone. “I hate to say it but we have to be careful now what we say, because we can’t even make jokes anymore. P.C. Principal is out for blood and he will pick up any political incorrectness, even if it’s sarcasm or the likes.”
“You are white as a sheet.”, points Heidi out and rubs my cheek in comfort. “Are you alright N.K.?”
“Yeah, I never saw you this scarred. I thought you would find P.C. Principal awesome!”, wonders Bebe.
All our friends make agreeing sounds.
I take Heidi’s hand and shake my head with wide eyes.
“I know his P.C. from when I lived in Miami. All and nothing is an offense to this guys. And the worst is you can’t argue with them because they will throw at you the racist, bigoted, or queerphobic card. They even don’t care if you are part of a minority. So from now on we have to watch our mouth.”
Wendy frowns at me.
“This sounds like a personal experience.”
“It is. When I lived in Miami I was dating an Hispanic girl. It wasn’t anything serious, but we had a good time with each other. Well till the day we were at this Starbucks.”, I recount my first time facing this kind of P.C. I still shiver thinking about it. “I told her she looked tired. That’s when a dudebro literally jumped up from his chair and called me out because I stereotyped her as a sleepy person. Even her telling him she really was tired, didn’t help. That guy was not stopping. I’m not ashamed to say I cried like a river. Never has someone completely destroyed me like this dude.”
All their chins meet the floor and Heidi hugs me to console me.
“Oh damn, this doesn’t sound good!”, say’s Red.
“If some of them made N.K. cry it’s serious.”, adds Nichole.
“All right, we need to watch what we are saying around P.C. Principal.”, reminds them Wendy. “Anyone who gets our pretty much real Amazon crying and being ashamed of herself is not someone you wanna mess with.”
The school bell sounds, meaning we all have to go back to our classrooms, which we do.
Only one day has to pass before the boys come to me.
And with boys I mean I saw how they send Leo over to talk to me, while Stan’s Gang minus Cartman and Craig’s gang look from save distance on.
I’m standing with Heidi at my locker, putting my books away, so we can go to the cafeteria to have lunch with our girl group.
“Hey big sis, hey Heidi.”, greets us Leo nervous. He so doesn’t want to do it. “The guys…I mean I was wondering if you N.K. will do something against P.C. Principal.”
I just look around him to fix the little cowards with a glare.
“Really brave of you all. Send my own brother in hopes I agree more. If you have to say something say it.”, I make clear.
At least the fourth-grade boys do look a bit embarrassed.
“Please N.K. you are the strongest person we know.”, Stan begins. “If you can’t get rid of P.C. Principal no one can.”
“Also since you and Heidi are the only same-sex couple, maybe you can go together to him. He will surely listen to your more since you are a minority.”, adds Craig monotone like always.
I can’t believe what I heard.
“We will certainly not get on P.C. Principals’ bad grades.”, I tell them, taking my girlfriend’s hand. “People like P.C. Principal don’t see reason, they see only their way. You can’t win against him in normal ways.”
“So we should just give up? That dude will ruin anything, what is with free speech and all.”, ask me, Kyle.
It’s weird talking to him after…well all that happened.
“No, that’s not what N.K. means.”, answers Heidi for me. I’m so thankful for her. “If you wanna get rid of P.C. Principal you have to play dirty.”
“Go to Cartman, he is the evil psychopath you need.”, I point out.
With that, we make our way to the cafeteria.
When school ends we all heard the news.
Apparently P.C. Principal kicked Cartman’s ass so hard that the fatass is now at the hospital.
I’m not ashamed to admit that I’m happy about that. Cartman deserves all the beatings in the world.
Yet, I’m disappointed that our local psycho couldn’t win against P.C. Principal.
I have a feeling the dudebro will stay for a long time.
The P.C. party the next day in school and hearing there Kyle stopped saying Caitlyn Jenner isn’t a hero is proof enough.
Still, I can’t help but wonder…I have my Social Media Power and my Magical Girl Form…maybe I could have WON against them.
Why did I not fight?
I’m asking this myself later at night laying in my bed.
Did I lose my will to fight?
Yes, I had a bad experience with a dudebro before, but I never backed down.
Not if I have all this power on my side.
Or…I’m just a little girl with powers who thinks she can change the world but when she should do it she shows her true colors.
The colors of a coward.
I’m so confused.
That’s when I hear how someone is knocking on my window.
…What the fuck I’m on the second floor who is crazy enough to climb up my window?
I get my answers as it opens dramatically and I see a masked boy with a dark cape and a green M on his chest and a little question mark on his hood.
“Novella-Karin Campo.”, says the mysterious boy my name in such a deep voice that sends shivers down my back. Not out of fear…I have a voice kink. So you can imagine what I’m feeling. “We need to talk. Transform and meet me at your front yard.”
“Wait a second who are you, you mysterious caped dude with the sexy voice?! How do you know me and my powers?”
“Mysterion. All will be clear to you soon.”
Dramatically he jumps down and my chin meets the floor.
I don’t know what is going on, but this Mysterion is the hottest guy I ever met.
I have a girlfriend, I have a girlfriend, I have a girlfriend I like a lot! Don’t be a thot, N.K.!
Still, I transform and float down to the ground.
Mysterion just looks stoic at me, a dark intimidating silhouette in the moonlight. I swerve dark shadow tendrils dance around him.
I feel a power coming from him…so dark…so old…so not understandable.
This turns me even more on.
I may be bisexual but I admit I always dreamed of meeting a dashing mysterious superhero and being whisked away at night in his strong arms.
But I’m no damsel…I kind of a hero too…okay more a Magical Girl but whatever, you get my point.
Once again remember I have I girlfriend and don’t be a thot!
“So Mysterion.”, I begin curious. “Will you now tell me who you are and what you want from me?”
Something similar like a smile is on his lips.
“You can’t guess?”
“I would remember someone with a voice like that.”
“You only need to know that I’m your friend.”, he tells me. “And as your friend, I have to ask you…what the fuck is wrong with you?”
Hey!
I cross my arms and send him an angry look.
“So not only do you not want to tell me who you are, but you also insult me. Doesn’t makes you look good Mysterion.”
“Some needs to be straight with you-“
“-I’m allergic to straight, ew!-“
“-I’m not even commenting on that. When you first came to this town you were this unstoppable force of nature but since you are together with your girlfriend you became tame. The N.K. I meet would have done something against P.C. Prinicipal, yet you told us to go to Cartman. So I’m asking you, what is fucking wrong with you?”
Speechless I stare at him.
…I hate to admit it, but he is right. The same thoughts tormented me.
“Look dude, you are one of my friends, as it seems. Also, I will be frank with you…Heidi is important to me. I messed up with Kyle and Kenny and made Heidi unsure about our relationship. I will not destroy it only to help the boys.”
Mysterion has only one thing to say to me: “Coward.”
I wince, but I don’t disagree.
“So you put your relationship before anything? You have a gift, it’s your damn duty to use it for the good of the people.”
I’m remembering my fever dream where I was divorced from Heidi because I put my powers in the first place.
“What do you know about gifts? I NEVER ASKED TO BE MADE THIS WAY!”, I shout the last part into his face, pointing an accusing finger at him.
The masked boy… just looks so tired and defeated now.
“I understand you better than you think.”, he starts to tell me. “I have also a gift…a curse I didn’t ask for.”
This…didn’t expect that. I feel the sincerity of Mysterion. He looks like he lived a thousand lifetimes and only saw the worst of humanity.
“What is your curse?”, I ask quietly.
“I can’t die.”
What?!
“I've experienced death, countless times. Sometimes I see a bright light. Sometimes I see heaven. Or hell. But eventually, no matter what, I wake up in my bed, wearing the same old clothes.”
Shocked I put my hand on my mouth. His desperation is clear as water. Something like this you can’t fake.
“And the worst part? Nobody even remembers me dying. I go to school the next day, and everyone is just like, "Oh hey Kenny." Even if they had seen me get decapitated with their own eyes.”
…Kenny?
Tears trail down my eyes as I cry for him.
For my princess.
I should have known it was him.
He wants to say more, but I just hug him to me.
I hug him with all the love I have in my heart for him.
“I’m sorry, I’m so sorry!”, I wail. “You must think I’m the biggest egoist in the world. I never wanted to hurt you guys, no one, but it seems I can only do that. You are right I should have helped you guys…but I don’t wanna lose Heidi.”
He hugs me back, petting my head.
“There is more, isn’t there N.K.?”
“I had a dream on Christmas Eve. I saw a future where I abandon you guys for Heidi and then I abandon her for my powers. I don’t want this future to happen!”
It feels good to finally speak about it.
Mysterion…Kenny hugs me tighter, rubbing my back in comfort.
“N.K. it was only a dream.”
“It felt so real!”
“Maybe that was just your fears getting the best out of you.”, he hypnotizes. “I can promise you that I will never abandon you…I like you to much for it, even if you don’t like me anymore this way.”
A wet laugh escapes my lips.
“Silly Kenny, it’s a mess of emotions, because I STILL like you and Kyle. I’m sure Heidi knows this too and yet she told me I should stay friends with you guys. I don’t deserve her.”
Careful Kenny wipes away my tears, tutting at me.
“Now N.K. that’s too melodramatic, even for me. Why don’t you just talk with us and make a mess like this? If you don’t talk your dream will come true.”
I sniffle and Kenny hands me a tissue. I blow my nose loudly. Something like a tiny smile is on his lips.
“I love you, Kenny, I really do.”, I confess finally. “Now knowing you are just like me…it makes me love you more. You understand me. You did from the moment we meet each other as princess and mage.”
“I love you too N.K., I never felt this way for a girl. You are so important to me, please don’t push me away again.”
“Heidi…I love her too…I just…I can’t break up with her…I love her…”
The hooded boy signs, stroking my cheek.
“Babe…you know… I don’t have anything against it if you want to date Heidi still…she is a cute and nice girl…I could learn to love her too.”
…I blink rapidly at him.
Did I hear him right?
“Kenny…what do you mean?”
“I read this up on the internet. Polyamory-relationships? I would be okay with this. Don’t know how Kyle thinks about it, but if you want to date other people while we also are together I would accept it. I just…want you so much…in any way you can give me.”
My chin meets the floor.
I can’t believe what I’m hearing!
Mamma was right, I should have fucking talked with the boys before and not assumed things!
“Kenny so that you know, I would literally jump you now and make you cum with my mouth till you are dry because this makes me so happy! But we need to talk to Heidi first. She has to be okay with this too.”
I hear how he has to bit down a moan and gives me a hot look.
“You are a tease, but you are also right. Let’s talk with Heidi first thing in the morning.”
We both smile brightly at each other.
Maybe…it really can work.
“One last thing, why did you dress up in your superhero persona to talk to me?”
“I had a feeling you would have ignored Kenny because you are also stubborn.”
“…You got me there.”
We say goodbye to each other with a hug. Back in my room, I send Heidi a text that we need to talk before school about something.
I hope she will agree to this too.
But if I have to choose between Heidi and Kenny…god this will be difficult.
God, if you love me make it go a way we all can be happy.
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Friendly Faces Everywhere
Codename Dovahkiin Part 2
Now that the Stick of Truth RPG is over it's time for N.K. to face the normal everyday life of South Park.
She should have known nothing in South Park is ever normal!
Day to day the craziness of this supposed quiet little mountain town she has to combat now.
Thank god, she has Tammy, Wendy, her boys, and her Social Media/Magical Girl Powers on her side.
This gonna be a wild ride!
Main Pairing: New Kid/Kenny McCormick/Kyle Broflovski
I completely ignored Grounded Vindaloop, because writing this Inception parody in the first person was way too hard and I also didn’t want to.
As you can see from the title today we will have some YGOTAS! :D
If you haven’t watched it, go and watch it LittleKuriboh is a genius.
Chapter 4: With thanks to LittleKuriboh!
All right all I have to say to the day we all tried out the Oculus it was fucking weird and confusing.
So we don’t talk about it.
What I gonna tell you is this!
Thanks to the boys I found out that there is a nerd shop in South Park with all the children’s card games and merchandise you want!
Stan’s Gang got really into Magic the Gathering, which I don’t understand since Duel Monsters is way cooler.
Anyway, tonight was a big tournament not only for Magic the Gathering but also for Duel Monsters.
I’m sitting in the peanut gallery with Tammy and Heidi waiting that the Magic the Gathering duel between Kenny and a boy named Slaughterhouse ends, so I can have my duel with a teenager named Cameron, who is currently Colorado’s Duel Monster champion.
Not for long when I’m done with him.
I shovel my Deck, while Tammy and Heidi whisper to each other.
“Do you get what Kenny and the other boy play, Tammy?”
“Not really. N.K. only taught me about Duel Monsters, but they are some similarities.”
“Blasphemy!”, I whisper-shout at them. “Duel Monsters is way better and cooler. It was even a Manga and Anime that says all!”
Heidi and Tammy look at each other and then giggle. I struck my tongue out at them.
Finally, Kenny wins, we applaud him of course, and it’s now time to d-d-d-d-d-duel!
It is cool from the boys that they stay to watch me now playing, even if Cartman is protesting, but Leo even has made a little poster with N.K. is the best and my favorite card the Dark Magician Girl drawn on it.
I have such a cute little brother.
Anyway, I’m facing now this Cameron.
He is at least 13 and the walking stereotype of a Nerd. With glasses and braces and really old fashion clothes.
Yet I will not underestimate him. You aren’t Duel Monsters Champion for nothing.
I won’t lie the Duel is tough.
Cameron took a bunch of Lifepoints in one turn. Nonetheless, I manage to beat him with only 500 Lifepoints remaining.
Now I’m the new Duel Monsters Champion of Colorado!
I get standing ovations and my best friend and Heidi yell the loudest for me.
I only bow before anyone.
This was amazing!
The next few days I don’t see much from Stan’s Gang since they took on underground dueling with roosters.
Yes, you read right.
Anyway, I’m trying to teach my female friends some Duel Monsters, especially Wendy to get her mind off that no one besides us come to the volleyball games.
But I have to admit.
Since I’m Duel Monsters Champion…I have the feeling someone is stalking me.
I can’t explain it right.
I feel like I’m watched, but when I look or my friends no one is there.
Weird.
I hope it’s not the government! I’m finally settling in in South Park and don’t wanna move again.
Right now I’m in my room sorting my Duel Monsters card.
Normally I would have gone to the volleyball match, but Wendy told me herself if I really feel like being watched I should stay at home and find out if it’s there the same. She is such an amazing friend.
When suddenly my door swings open and Stan runs in!
“Stan, where is the fire?!”, I asked him surprised.
“Oh god, N.K. something happened at the underground Magic the Gathering tournament!”
“Weren’t you watching the Volleyball game, how do you know?”
“I was on the phone with Cartman and Kyle. Then suddenly there was a loud ruckus and then silence. Someone picked up the phone and told me: "Tell Codename: Dovahkiin if she wants to save her friends, she shall come to the playground I’m waiting for her"”
Shocked I jump from my bed and grip Stan’s shoulders.
“Are you shitting me? How did the person sound like?!”
“Pretty young. Oh god, do you think this guy has really Kenny, Kyle, and Cartman with him?!”
Young? A young government worker?
“Let me check something real quick.”
I try to phone Tammy, but she isn’t answering!
Oh god, no, that doesn’t look good.
“That guy has Tammy also?”, speaks out Stan my fear.
“Stan you go home, I will go to the playground.”
“I’m not leaving you alone. That bastard has my friends too…besides Cartman but whatever.”
“All right, all right, let’s make haste!”
We both run to the playground. I have to confess…it’s really creepy there right now.
It’s so dark and still.
I have a feeling the shadows are gripping after us.
We see at the same time Tammy, Kyle, Kenny, and fatass in bonds besides the toilettes.
“Guys!”, me and Stan shout.
As we try to run to them a fucking shadowy wave blocks us.
What is going on?
“N.K., Stan, that guy is a freak!”, yells Kyle. “Be careful!”
Which guy?
A white boy, who has white hair in a ponytail, silver eyes, and dressed in a black tuxedo materialize formally from the shadows.
He looks at me with cold eyes. I feel a shiver all over my body.
“Who the heck are you?!”, shouts Stan.
The strange boy just looks at him and with a hand gesture, Stan gets caught and bonded in the shadows.
“Stan!”, we all scream.
“You have done your work messenger.”, tells the strange boy in a surprisingly pleasing voice. “I’m here to talk with Codename: Dovahkiin.”
I stare at him, already collecting my energy to transform. My feelings tell me to be alert around him.
“Why did you kidnap my friends and who are you?!”, I demand to know.
He gives me a chilling smirk.
“I wanted to get your attention Codename: Dovahkiin. After I collected data on you these the last days I came to the conclusion then besides the fat kids these are the people closest to your heart.”
“Hey I’m not fat, I’m big-boned!”
I ignore Cartman’s shout.
“I wasn’t imagining things! You were the one who stalked me!”, I accuse the strange boy.
Creepily he titles his head.
“Stalking is such a harsh word. I wanted simply to know more about a follow Codename.”
…WHAT?!
“What does the creepy dude mean by that?”, wonders Tammy.
“He isn’t a government dude for sure.”, answers Kyle. “If he said follow Codename could that mean…”
“Are you like me?”, I end Kyle’s sentence, staring at the white-haired boy.
“Codename: Inquisitor, a pleasure to meet you.”, he tells me with a mocking bow.
I’m just…speechless. There is someone like me? Did the government experimented on him too, as they did on me?
“Why are you doing this?”, I want to know. “If we are the same why did you kidnap my friends and the fatass? We could have just talked to each other. Why the stalking and kidnapping?”
“I’m not like you Dovahkiin.”, begins Inquisitor. He raises a hand and shadows pulse from it. Not only did I gasp in surprise. “I was an orphan and raised by the secret government organization. I had no parents who run away with me. When I was powerful enough I run away. Since then I’m on the run, living and fighting for myself. I know that there was at least one more like me. My opposite. The light to my darkness. The Yin to my Yang. You Dovahkiin. I wanted to meet you. Did you know that the goverment planned to make us breed with eachother?”
No, he is joking?!
I hear how Tammy shriecks a sick, while the boys, beside fatass, their chin meets the floor.
“Why would they want to do this?”, I demand to know.
Inquisitor shrugs his shoulder.
“Why are they doing what they do? They want a perfect superhuman, a weapon they can uses. But this right now is not important.”
“And what is important?”
“I want to see your power Dovahkiin! Fight me and if you win your friends are free.”
I let my transformation energy flow to my body and I’m in my Magical Girl Form.
I form golden light orbs in my hands.
“Bring it on you fake albino!”
He tuts me.
“No Dovahkiin not like this. We shall fight…with a children’s card game you well know!”
“What dude?”, calls Stan in disbelief.
“Is he challenging her to a Duel Monsters duel?”, ask Tammy wondering.
“I think so.”, answers Kyle.
“What the fuck, man!”, say’s Kenny what I think.
“Are you serious?”, I ask to be sure.
Inquisitor laughs and points all around us.
“Didn’t you notice something? We aren’t any more in our world.”
“Fuck that dude, what is he talking about?”, yells Cartman.
I analyze our surroundings. I didn’t realize, but we are in a shadowy purple dome. All is dark and creepy.
No…is this possible?
“You brought us to the Shadow Realm?!”, I shriek. “It’s really real?”
“That’s part of my powers and you know surely how Shadow Games are played.”
Suddenly light and shadow twirl around my left arm forming a Duel Disk out of golden light.
“What the fuck?!”
“We will follow the Battle City Tournament rules and for every Lifepoint we lose we feel the pain in our body.”, explains Inquisitor. “Are you ready to duel Dovahkiin?”
I take out my deck from my skirt pocket and place it in my card holder. Like in the anime, the display shows now 4000 Lifepoints. I’m glad I took my deck with me, or now we would have a problem.
“If I win me and my friends are free, but what happens if you win.”, I must know.
“Simple, you come with me and leave all this behind.”
Beside Cartman, all scream in outrage on my behalf.
“You sick pervert, don’t even come near my sis!”
“Is this a scheme to get N.K. for yourself, what’s wrong with you?!”
“N.K. is not a price you can win! You aren’t better than the government who did this all to her and yourself!”
“What gives you the fucking right to do this?! Hey, motherfucker why don’t you duel me?! I will kick your ass gladly for N.K.!”
“Guys, enough!”, I command them. “I will handle this don’t worry. Inquisitor and his Purple Realm don’t scare me.”
“It’s the Shadow Realm!”
“Really, it kind of looks like purple to me.”
“Silence!”
“I’m just saying.”
Inquisitor looks ready to throttle me.
Ha, I had a feeling he doesn’t know Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series if he is really always on the run. There is no time to see this masterpiece of anime satire.
So I will use the power of Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged against him. If he can copy somehow the Shadow Realm I will use any means to defeat him.
Okay, I could beat him in a normal duel fair and square, but even if he is probably the only person who can understand my situation, the fucker threats my beloved people, besides fatass, so I will make him suffer.
“Now, let us begin with the Duel!”, he shouts and a dark shadow Duel Disk appears on his arm.
“Duel!”, we shout together.
Inquisitor has the first turn. Wonder what cards he has in his deck…even if I have a strange feeling that I know it.
And I was right as I see what cards he plays.
He is totally ripping off Yami Bakura from Battle City!
Right now he played Ouija Board Magic Card and is about to explain what it does.
Okay, I know what to do.
“Let me guess, it spelled Disney before, they had to censor it twice!”
The white-haired boy looks at me in disbelief.
“That’s, that’s not what it does! It will spell Death you will lose!”
“I’m just saying.”
“Silence!”
“Or what? Are ya gonna ask the Naruto Abridged fanbase to come to kick my butt?”
“They had a fanbase?”, calls Tammy over. She probably got what I’m playing and tries to help me.
“Touché.”
“Will you stop!”, shouts Inquisitor, while the boys try their hardest not to laugh.
The Duel continues on and the board is nearly finished spelling Disney I mean Death and Inquisitor feel smug.
“Hahahaha! Just one more letter will seal your doom! Without an Egyptian God card you will be—“
I interrupt him.
“Egyptian what now? Oh right, I completely forgot I had that!”
“What? You can’t possibly have one of the cards they were banned!”
“Bitch I might be!”
I sacrifice my three monsters to summon…
“Come forth, Slifer the Executive Producer! I mean Sky Dragon!”
Even the music when the God Card in the anime gets played sounds and Slifer appears in all his executive glory. He really is a bigass dragon, his long body curled around me and then he hover over me like a building.
“Holy fuck!”, curse Inquisitor.
“What's wrong, Inquisitor? Is my God Card really that intimidating?”
“Also, but I’m mostly shocked how you’re actually using music from the Yu-Gi-Oh soundtrack! Your powers are incredible.”
“Buttering me up will not help you. Any last words before Slifer toasts your ass?”
“…I want my mummy…”
“That'll work.”
Slifer attacks him and his life points drop to zero. At the same time, the Shadow Realm vanishes and my friends are free from their bonds.
I run up to them and hug Tammy, Kenny, Kyle, and Stan tight to me.
“I’m glad you guys are okay!”
“That was epic, sis!”
“Hey, I don’t want to interrupt your gay fest.”, calls Cartman over. “But the white-haired asshole is gone.”
“Oh shit!”
I end the hug and look around.
Yep, he is gone.
“Awesome!”, I groan. “That means he will probably appear again in some episodes and get on our nerves!”
Tammy pets my head.
“There, there N.K., you will kick his ass again no worries.”
“My worry is that he becomes like my nemesis and I have to fight him every season final or something.”
In the end, there is nothing we can do anymore.
Only watch the next volleyball game altogether.
The new and improved volleyball game featuring Magic the Gathering. No idea how Stan got this idea, but at least the gymnasium is full of people watching the game.
All in all a win for us.
I will take care of Inquisitor next time.
Can you guess why Inquisitor is called like that and what his real name could be?
Let me hear your theorys!
Till next time :D
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