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butters wouldn’t understand the meaning of pride month at first and he’d start posting “i’m proud to be who i am!!” and “never hide your true self” messages, so his friends would be really surprised and asked him about his sexuality but he’d get really confused–
stan: Wow, we didn’t know you were gay, Butters. Congratulations on coming out, I guess?
cartman: Speak for yourself, Marsh, I totally knew he was into guys.
butters: Woah why, fellas? I’m not!
stan: But your posts on social media…
butters: Well, what’s wrong with them, Stan?
stan: It just says that you’re really proud to be yourself…
butters: Yeah, I am! It’s the pride month, after all.
stan: But this month is mostly about lgbt community, so…
butters: But why though? Can’t I be proud of being straight?
stan: It’s– not really– how it works–
so stan’d spend about ten minutes explaining to butters the meaning of the month, and butters would say “You sure know a lot about this, Stan!” so marsh would blush so hard and say something like “That’s just the stuff Wendy told me, you know…”
final plot twist neither of them are straight.

In TFBW Prof. Chaos has a line where he tells Toolshed to join him and I couldn't not draw it

A belated gift for the fantastic Peachy-Pie 🧡 Yes I am pushing my Stutters agenda *Professor Chaos evil laughter*

Stutters nation, where the fuck you at this ship is hella underrated
Butters and Stan watching adorable cats on coonstagram and chilling
I love them so very much 😩🥺


Stan & Butters! A really nice and cute couple 💙💛✨ I just realized that their colors are the same as Tweek and Craig 🤯
This is for a DTIYS in Instagram.
The Magician's Quest

SoT AU: Her homeland invaded, her parents died, and all Magic was outlawed. Dark Magician N.K. is on the run from the Inquisition, who wants nothing more than to burn her at a stake. She finds herself in Zaron, the Human Kingdom, not knowing that she stepped into a war for the most powerful relict of them all. A legend, which is reality. The Stick of Truth.

I always wanted to write a Stick of Truth AU and here I am. I will update this once per week on any Tuesday timezone Cest Utc+2.
Also since Post Covid I wanted to write for the adult kids with adult themes without people screaming at me I can’t write smut for fictional characters.
So all characters are over 18 but their age isn’t named. Image them how you like them. Post-Covid special or your own fantasy. :D
Happy reading now.
Prolog
She was so tired.
Tired and hungry.
Tired, hungry, and dirty.
When was the last time she slept well?
As her parents were still alive.
When was the last time she eat?
Last Monday, when she stole from the Traveling Merchant an apple.
When was the last time she washed herself?
Two days ago in the little waterfall between Zaron and Larnion.
Now she was here.
Finally.
In Zaron.
She know that the Human Kingdom was led by the legendary Grand Wizard Eric Cartman.
He always searched for promising Mages in his court.
Some said he had an obsession with magic and any new magician brought him new wisdom about it.
Some said he was fast annoyed with his magician and throw them out like rotten tomatoes.
N.K. didn’t care for rumors.
She only cared about to find finally a place where she would be safe.
Her homeland was invaded by the Purists of the True Light. They were mostly human but had a scary knowledge of how to counter Magic. Themselves said their prayers to their god made them immune to Magic.
The brunette woman only know that her mother, her beloved mother, and the Queen’s Court Magician, had been ripped apart by a shining light, nothing left of her.
Father tried to run away with her, but the Inquisitors of the Purists got him too.
And they didn’t stop.
N.K. saw half of her town killed in cold blood. She felt ashamed that she used this chaos to run away and not to fight.
Yet, how could she not fulfill her father’s last request for her?
“Live my little princess. For me and your mother!”
These words haunted her sleep.
Like the screams of agony and the shouted accusation of her death neighbors and friends.
“Why didn’t you help us?”
“You coward!”
“You were the next Court Magician, why N.K.?”
“All your power, all your talent, for nothing!”
“Traitor!”
She breathes heavily and grips her cloak.
The castle of Kupa Keeps looms in the distance.
N.K. knows it’s not good to think about her nightmares. She needs to get to the castle before it gets dark. She is already weak enough and can’t risk getting attacked in the forest. She needs to conserve her energy.
So she grits her teeth, walking to her hopeful new home.

Paladin Butters the Merciful has secrets.
Secrets that would have her killed if her king ever found them out.
One…she was born as a man, but deep down she knows she should have been a woman.
All right, this would probably not get her killed. Eric accepts even Princess Kenny, but her parents would be so disappointed in her.
She can’t risk their disappointment again.
As she was born without any indication of being able to learn the higher Magics and become the Court Magician, she had been grounded for a whole year.
If Princess Kenny with her sister didn’t visit her at night, she would have turned crazy.
So no, she can’t go back to that.
Her second and biggest secret is what will for sure get her killed…she loved the wrong man.
He was a proud and powerful Ranger with the cutest and fiercest wolf companion.
And an elf.
Yep, she loved the famous and feared by humans Stanley Marshwalker, the right-hand man of the High Elf King.
“I hate that we can only meet like this, Marianne.”, groans Stan into her neck, as they lay together on the forest floor, after one of their secret couplings.
She is still in wonder that he also loves her. She had heard the rumors that he was once engaged to the right-hand woman of the Amazon Queen, Lady Wendy from the Falling Trees.
Nonetheless, after that fateful day two years ago, Stan was hers as she was his now.
Marianne, the name she chooses for herself and only Stan, Princess Kenny, and Princess Karen used to her in private, strokes with one hand her loves beautiful black hair, while she looks at the sun.
“Oh hamburgers, I need to go.”, she shrieks.
How she wished she could simulate a more feminine voice like Princess Kenny!
She hates all this… manliness on her. That’s why she insists that Stan takes her always…she doesn’t want to use the thing between her legs as much as she can.
Stan grips her hips, narrow and not womanly at all, urgh, whining into her ear.
“No, Bunny, come on! We just got here!”
“Stanley we had sex for like three hours. I really need to go or the Wizard King will be awful cross with me!”
“Come with me, please.”, he begs her like every time they meet. “Leave Zaron and come with me to Larnion. There you can be yourself and we can wed.”
“Stan, you know I can’t. My parents still need me. And I can’t leave Princess Kenny and Karen all alone.”, she reminds him, carefully ripping his hands from her body and searching for her robe.
Stan still lays naked on the forest ground, his cape used as a blanket, and crosses his arms behind his head, while she gets dressed.
“Marianne, Bunny, I know that you hate it when I say it, but your parents are assholes! Fuck them, they don’t deserve you.”
She places her Paladin band on her head and puts her long blond hair into a ponytail. That’s the only feminine thing she is allowed do to without raising suspicions.
“They will not live forever. One day…I will be free.”, she mumbles, yet Stan hears her.
He looks with his big brown eyes at her sadly.
“Bunny…you know how tensions are rising again. Our two lands could get to war anytime and we could face each other on the battlefield. What should we do then?”
The blond-haired woman bites her lips.
She doesn’t have an answer for that.
They part like they always part.
With a lot of kisses, bittersweet and painful, and promises of undying love.
Marianne wonders how long they can keep this going. It’s a miracle that in two years no one got suspensions on them, but how long will their luck last?
Is Stan right and war is on the horizon?
What should she do if she has to fight elves again? Stan’s friends, family, and brothers-in-arms.
What should she do if she had to fight Stan?
She doesn’t want to think about it.
A loud sign left her mouth.
Why can’t she be just happy with Stan?
Why was she born human and he elf?
Marianne feels like this famous female character in one of the plays she saw in the Kingdom.
Juliette was her name.
For Juliette and her Romeo, their love ended in death.
She doesn’t want this for her and Stan.
That’s when she sees a cloaked figure on the way to Kupa Keep. She takes note of this person because they can barely stand. They shake uncontrolled and breathe really heavily.
“Hey, traveler, you all right?”, she asks, walking faster to reach them.
It’s good that she does it since the unknown person loses their stepping and falls down on the ground!
“Hamburgers!”
She kneels down and helps the traveler to sit up. This way the hood of the person falls off.
Marianne can see that the poor soul is a young woman.
Dirty, matted long brown hair which smells like rotten food cascades down to her wide hips. She wears a pink-blue magician outfit, which the female magicians of the Land of the Winning Sun are famous for.
The paladin gasped, while the mage groans, her eyes rolling into her head. The poor girl fainted.
Winning Sun was conquered two months ago and they have heard that the Purist of the True Light killed all the magicians there.
All, besides the woman in her arms it seems.
Determined Marianne takes her bridal style, making haste to Kupa Keep.
She will be damned if someone dies under her eyes!

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The Magician's Quest

SoT AU: Her homeland invaded, her parents died, and all Magic was outlawed. Dark Magician N.K. is on the run from the Inquisition, who wants nothing more than to burn her at a stake. She finds herself in Zaron, the Human Kingdom, not knowing that she stepped into a war for the most powerful relict of them all. A legend, which is reality. The Stick of Truth.

Chapter One
It was three days since Marianne, for all others Butters, appeared in the castle with a fainted magician from Winning Sun in her arms.
The whole court had lost its marble.
A survivor of practically a genocide?
Unbelievable!
Only the Wizard King seemed like Winterfest had come earlier for him this year.
The fairest in the land of Zaron, her Royal Highness, Princess Kenny McCormick hadn’t liked Cartman’s look one bit.
It was an open secret how the fatass greedily collected all Magical Wisdom he could get in his fat grabby hands.
All for a way to completely destroy the Elven Kingdom and mostly their King in one devastating hit.
One of the famed female magicians from Winning Sun was what missing from his "collection".
It sicked Princess Kenny.
The poor girl surely searched for shelter from the Purist of the True Light and ended up here, where Cartman would squeeze her like a lemon for her magical wisdom, till he got tired and practically threw her out of the kingdom.
She couldn’t let this happen.
One because it was terrible and second…she needed the magician for her own plans.
She didn’t claim to be better than Cartman, but her reasons are better!
Kupa Keep belongs truly to her and her sister Karen.
The princess would be damned if she didn’t get the throne back from the fatass.
Her heeled boots made a clink and clank sound as made her way to the castle infirmary.
Her sister, Princess Karen, was gifted with Healing Powers, the infirmary her realm. She took care of their magician guest.
Kenny visit any day in the hope that she could talk first with the stranger. She needed to have her on her side and not on Cartman’s.
Good thing that the fatass was so lazy to check up on the magician himself. He was so sure that the magician would work for him, share her wisdom in exchange for a safe place, that he didn’t see the danger coming from Kenny herself.
He was always understatement her.
This would be his downfall.
Princess Kenny open the door to the infirmary and stepped quietly in. Karen demanded absolute silence in her infirmary. Loud noises were not good for her healing patients.
“Here for you.”, she heard her sister talk. “I hope you like apples.”
“Can I not have some boar stew? I’m dying over her!”, answered an unknown female voice.
Ah, so their guest finally woke up. Good, this was good.
Karen laughed, while Kenny made her way over to them.
“You are out of danger. Also, boar stew is too much for your stomach right now. You need to eat light things.”
From the magician came grumbling, but Kenny heard how she bit into the crunchy apple.
Finally, she reached the bed where the magician lay. Well, the curtains before it.
“Karen.”, she called sweetly. “I’m hearing right and our guest woke up?”

Three days.
She was three days out of it.
Even when she had learned the higher magic to become the future court magician N.K. never had lost concession for so long.
It really had been a hard trip for her.
When she finally woke up, sweet Princess Karen was there, to help her sit up and gave her a glass of water.
The young Princess was nice and welcoming to her.
As if she was doing this job for years she had checked on N.K. and used her own Healing Magic to help her recover faster.
It was a nice feeling meeting such a pure and good soul after all that had happened.
Also, it was a good sign that the Grand Wizard had taken her in, letting her get healed by Princess Karen.
Maybe she really had a chance to begin her anew.
Currently, she and the princess were discussing what she should eat, Karen won with her apples, as she heard this beautiful voice.
It was hard to tell if it was male or female. Only the silhouette showed a feminine form.
“That’s my sibling Princess Kenny.”, whisper Karen to her before she turned to the one before the curtain. “Kenny, always nice to see you. Did you want to check on N.K.?”
“N.K.? That’s our noble magician’s name?”
The talked-to magician sat upright as Karen open the curtain to let her sister in.
“Novella-Karin.”, she gave her full name. “N.K. was my nickname since I can remember.”
Princess Kenny was a vision! Golden hair in two braids, the most beautiful blue eyes in a pretty face with soft-looking lips. She wore a pretty dress that hugged her in all the right places. But N.K. noted the lack of breasts.
Genderfluid?
Most likely.
Karen had even called her, her sibling not her sister.
“A pretty name for a pretty woman.”, complimented Princess Kenny and N.K. felt a bit shy.
Normal she would have flirted back…but after all that happened in her homeland…N.K. was so unsure about a lot of things now.
Seemed like both the Princesses noted how she clambered up, since they gave her soft smiles.
“It’s all right N.K.”, told Karen, putting a hand on her shoulder. “You are here under friends. Kupa Keep welcomed you with open arms.”
Oh…this was good to hear.
Princess Kenny nodded in agreement.
“We want you to feel safe with us. You can rest and heal in peace here.”
N.K. had to fight her tears. She didn’t deserve such kindness. She was nothing but a coward.
However, she nodded and snuggled back up in her bed.
“Come, Kenny, let’s leave N.K. alone. She still has to require a lot of energy.”
The siblings stepped away from her bed to talk in hushed tones with each other at Karen’s desk.
Maybe she should have listened in, but N.K. was already tired again.
So she fell asleep.

“Kenny what are you planning!”, hissed Karen at her sibling. She loved Kenny, yet she also know that they had their own agenda going on. “N.K. is still too fragile to be part of your plans!”
“I noted that. I will let her be for the moment. But Karen you know as well as I that fatass can not get his hands on her!”
“She is my patient, who survive a genocide and made her way all alone to Zaron. I don’t want her to be part of your plans!”
“Our plans!”
“I’m happy Kenny, when will you understand.”
Her sibling huffed and put their hands on their hips.
“Kupa Keep is ours, Karen. It’s our right to rule. And not Cartman, who only became king, because our parents were so high and stupid to trust the Wicked Witch Liane!”
“Keep it down!”, Karen whisper-shouted and looked worried around. “You know how these walls have ears.”
Kenny signed and nodded.
“Even more reason to end this.”
“You sound like Kevin and you know what happened to him! I can’t lose you too.”
“I promise you, it won’t happen to me.”, promised Kenny taking her hands and squeezing them. “Our brother was as courageous as he was dumb. I will not fight Cartman openly.”
Now it was Karen who signed, taking her hands away from her sibling and sat down on her desk.
“I know, I can’t stop you. But please be careful, for our all sakes.”
Again Kenny promised and made her way out of the infirmary. When Karen sat down at her desk it meant it was time to leave.
On the floor outside the infirmary, she meets Marianne.
“Butters.”, how Kenny hated to call their friend her deadname, but you couldn’t be careful enough in Kupa Keep. “How it’s going?”
“Oh I’m good, your highness. The Wizard King wants to talk to you.”
Shit, what did the fatass want from her?

Marianne stands on the door before the throne room, guarding it alongside Knight Tolkien.
It was unlike someone would manage to bypass the wall, then all the Royal Guards, till finally reaching the throne room, but better be safe than sorry.
The paladin let her eyes wander and remembered again how she missed the old Kupa Keep.
Before Eric became king, the walls were decorated with beautiful portraits of the past rulers, now everyone showed him and only him.
It showed how narcissistic their king was.
Of course she never would it say out loud, but thinking it was safe.
Her thoughts lead her to her beloved Stan.
She wonder what he was doing now.
Stan had talked freely about his duties in the court of Larnion, so Marianne could image that he was currently with his king, maybe helping him decide in how to better the living of the elven kind.
Sometimes she wonder if she really should do it.
Leave all this behind and live with Stan in the Elven Kingdom.
Her love always assured her, that they would take her in with open arms and since he was best friends with the High Elf King no one would give her trouble.
But her parents needed her.
They weren’t the best. She often had cried because of them, yet they were still her parents.
Then Kenny and Karen needed her.
She know about Kenny secret plans to dethrone Eric. Marianne had sworve to help her friend achive this.
Kupa Keep was once the kingdom of Kenny’s and Karen’s family, but the late king and queen had a bad addiction for drugs.
It was so bad that they couldn’t even rule anymore.
Then one day the witch Liane with her young son Eric appaered and promised to help the couple.
Liane told that she was specialty in healing addictions of anykind and for a while all somehad to be gettig bettter.
Till the royal couple died and had appionted Liane as regent, till Kevin, Kenny’s and Karen’s older brother, was of age.
Sadly nothing had gone as it should have gone.
Marianne signs and then lets out a shriek as the door to the throne room opens. Princess Kenny is storming out of it.
Oh hamburgers.
Eric made her angry.
What did he told her?

Not far away from Zaron in the kingdom of Larnion Stan Marshwalker can only look at his king and super best friend Kyle in disbelief.
“You didn’t agree.”, the ranger hoped. “Tell me you didn’t agree!”
The High Elf King just made a face.
So Stan had his answer.
“You are stupid, I hope you realiz that!”
“Hey, I’m doing this for the kingdom! For our people, Stan.”
“Our people will think you lost your marbles.”
Kyle waved this away, sitting down on his throne.
“They will understand.”
“Yeah, that you are been played. Fatass invatation is a trap. Don’t tell me you don’t see it.”
For that Kyle sends him an angry look.
“I know them well that Wizard Fatass will probably try to attack Larnion while we are in Zaron. But Stan if the tiny chance exists we can end this war between our two realms, then I must take it.”
“By going to their Midsummer Festival and being all buddy-buddy with Cartman? Kyle are you out of your mind?!”
“I will not go alone. Don’t worry.”, reassured his king. “I haven’t completely lost it, as you said. I will be taking you and Tammy with me.”
Stan could only deadpan at him.
“Us three, all around us enemy. Yeah, that’s for sure not a trap.”
“Queen Bebe of the Amazons and her second in command Wendy will be there too.”, told Kyle. “Also Queen Henrietta of the Dark Clearing and her three advisories. We will have friends there.”
Okay, this was surprising.
“What is fatass planning to invite all his enemies to his Midsummer Festival?”
“I don’t know, but see how we can’t back down.”
The ranger let out only a sign.
Well, at least he would be seeing his bunny sooner than normal.

N.K. had woken up from her nap and Princess Karen had been so nice to give her a book to read to battle her boredom.
The princess still didn’t see her fit enough to walk around, so she had to stay in bed.
The book she read was interesting.
It talked about a legend as old as all the realms and kingdoms together.
The Stick of Truth.
The most powerful wand ever created.
As a magician, she had studied the mythos of the Stick of Truth, but that the first who wield it had been on Orc was new information to her.
That’s when the door to the infirmary swung open loudly, making her nearly jump out of her bed and Princess Karen sat upright on her desk.
“Excuse me?!”, the young Princess yelled. “This is an absolute silence zone. My patients don’t need to be disturbed by loud rumors.”
“This is how you talk to your king?”, answered her the male who stepped in.
He was a wizard and…well really fat. You couldn’t even call him chubby.
A shiver run down N.K.’s back as the wizard fixed her with his cold dead eyes.
The magic aura around him… was full of malice. This was someone who probably used forbidden magic.
That was not a good sign.
Princess Karen stepped away from her desk and curtsy before the wizard.
“My king I’m sorry. I didn’t know it was you.”, she nearly whimpered.
All right, N.K. already didn’t like this fatass. Anyone who made shake sweet Princess Karen like this was an asshole in her eyes.
“Whatever, bitch.”
Yep, he was on her shit list now.
“I’m here for the other bitch.”
Where was her wand?!
“I’m the Grand Wizard Eric Cartman. I assume right you want to live here?”
He didn’t even let her answer.
“Well, bitch, if that is so, you better start getting well soon and put your magic to good use for the kingdom. Understand? Or I will kick you out. I’m sure the Inquisition is just waiting to get you in their hands.”
The brunette girl had a really strong feeling that it was probably the most stupid idea to come to Zaron!
God fucking dammit!

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03.07.2023: I should stop making deadlines for my FFs because it really stops my creative flow.
I’m sorry to say it but I won’t be updating this FF once per week and only write for it when I feel like it.
Kinda how I do with my other FFs.
I’m sorry guys, but now I learned that deadline and I really don’t work.
Have a nice day/night!
The Magician's Quest Index

SoT AU: Her homeland invaded, her parents died, and all Magic was outlawed. Dark Magician N.K. is on the run from the Inquisition, who wants nothing more than to burn her at a stake. She finds herself in Zaron, the Human Kingdom, not knowing that she stepped into a war for the most powerful relict of them all. A legend, which is reality. The Stick of Truth.
Prologue
Chapter 1

I just watched “my future self n’ me” and it has opened my eyes to a relationship that I haven’t appreciated enough before



Was bored at a family reunion, on the bright side, I colored an old Stutters doodle! (If only cause I had no other pictures saved on my phone to color :'3)