I Feel Like An Archeologist Right Now, What Happened In This Person's Life? 2014 Is A Forgotten Time,

I feel like an archeologist right now, what happened in this person's life? 2014 is a forgotten time, little is remembered about what happened or what humanity was like then.

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

BASED, maybe sometime I should blog about how I would punish my players in a DnD oneshot for trying to poke holes in my (non-existant) worldbuilding. Short preview: I would use my improv skills to quickly think of a contrived reason why there was no plot hole and then I would make that reason incredibly cursed. I generally have a limited drawing ability but one of those players is a MADLAD and drew the cursed elves I created when I decided that the reason the NPC elves didn't like one of the players was because elves had a cultural thing against short people because they were tall (like LOTR elves)(also, don't question the logic behind short/tall discrimination. Yes, it's rediculous but it's also an in-joke and society sort of discriminates based on height with different genders only being allowed to be tall or short) BUT the elf in my party had 4ft something as their character height (slightly taller than Santa elves) so one thing led to another and now... Elves ears are half of their body height and they measure from the top of their ears, where they have a second pair of eyeballs attached like snails.

genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

I just shared another random thought with my brother and he now wishes he could disown me.

Sharks are sometimes known as sea dogs.

I think that this means we should call dolphins sea cats.

They torture their prey like cats do mice, they're very intelligent, they commit war crimes and they're only friendly with people when they find us amusing / we give them food.

TW: self-harm

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My brother (jokingly) said he can't even kill himself because he doesn't want to have "survived by his loving brother" in his eulogy/tombstone because it would permanently associate him with me and the brain-hurt I have forced into the world.

I'm Australian so I'm used to geometric borders but there's something aesthetically pleasing about all of these natural flowing lines!

US state borders but they are based off rivers and mountains

It would look like this:

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Fascinating 🧐 I wonder what "BEEP" would look like in Shavian