I Feel Like An Archeologist Right Now, What Happened In This Person's Life? 2014 Is A Forgotten Time,

I feel like an archeologist right now, what happened in this person's life? 2014 is a forgotten time, little is remembered about what happened or what humanity was like then.

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

OH MY YOU CAN DRAG THE POST BUTTON ON THE SCREEN‽ Has everyone known about this?

(also I deliberately took the screenshot ontop of this part of my dash because I thought the comic was very funny, I should check on my girlfriend because I'm definitely developing Dad humour)

Yay! Etymology!

I made a gargoyle in ceramics class when I was 12! It probably counted more as a grotesque according to this post but I put little holes in its mouth and under its wings to make openings into the hollow centre.

I might be hallucinating like ChatGPT but I'm pretty sure they defended castles by draining burning oil rather than water to set castle invaders on fire.

My gargoyle was a hippocampus btw. I'm pretty sure that it's disappeared permanently 😞 but I might have photos somewhere.

I just shared another random thought with my brother and he now wishes he could disown me.

Sharks are sometimes known as sea dogs.

I think that this means we should call dolphins sea cats.

They torture their prey like cats do mice, they're very intelligent, they commit war crimes and they're only friendly with people when they find us amusing / we give them food.

TW: self-harm

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My brother (jokingly) said he can't even kill himself because he doesn't want to have "survived by his loving brother" in his eulogy/tombstone because it would permanently associate him with me and the brain-hurt I have forced into the world.

I'm so sorry to hear that. I'm sure you'll weather this trial. Don't let your faith get erroded, your precious sharp rock will be transported to you again soon. Don't suspend us in anticipation, update us soon!

has anyone seen my sharp rock? i left it in the river for 100 years for safe keeping and now i can't find it. its many uneven edges have sentimental significance

All I can think about is that if you flip that piece of paper all of a sudden it says

.yo ...yo

req'd by @mossylemon

ahh the fanfic classic

text: oh... oh.