every-cool-name-is-taken - Swords, pens, and other sharp things
Swords, pens, and other sharp things

Caroline, she/her. Adult but under 25. For some awful reason this is technically my main acc because it's the first one I made, but also I mostly just use it for reblogs. TERFs, racists, and p*dos/'maps' will die by my sword (her name is Slashley).

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I Have Been Waiting So Long For This You Don't Understand

I have been waiting so long for this you don't understand

England: And so the UN thinks that America could contribute more troops to–

America: YOU MUST BE OUT OF YOUR GODDMAN MIND IF you think the government is gonna bring the nation to the brink of meddling in a military a mess! A game of chess….

England:….

America *coughs* uhm… yeah, no, sorry, it’s just Hamilton and…

England: Again? 

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