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There is something about doctors and swallowing foreign objects lately…
i recognize what they are reenacting too.....god i need to get out more....maybe
ladies and gentlemen, the world we live in.
English: Rainbow
Filipino: :)
English: Who the hell-
Filipino: A King's Underwear
english: coconut oil
french: :)
english: oh boy
french: oil of the nut of the coco
Funniest night ever
Earlier tonight I got a text from R saying how she won and G is with her so I sent her a screen shot of G’s text saying how he wants R to watch us fuck and then dump her. She’s like there’s no way I’m going to believe that. At the same time, I’m getting a text from G asking wtf did I say to R cause she’s yelling at him. I lied a little and said that I only told her how he still wants to fuck me. At that he got turned on, while R continued to text me how I’m a slut and how I’ll never have G. I got mean and asked her how sure she was about that, she of course continued with insults and saying how G is hers, will never be mine, how G should fuck my ass becuase I’m a slut, etc. While all of that was going on, G was texting me the many ways he would like us to fuck. At the end R forwarded my number to her friend so that I would leave G alone.
WTF?! How delusional is that?!
The best part is, her friend texted me!!
Who, me?
This week’s six sentence story is based on the word of the week YELLOWBELLY, which I managed to shoehorn into these six sentences twice. This one is about our narrator trying to talk their way out of a sticky situation, which is a complete misunderstanding and doing whatever it take to escape. I hope you enjoy, and that you get the reference inside. Also PRIDE MONTH STARTS TOMORROW!!! If you…
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Petrichor, Perfume, and Cordite
Hello hello, and welcome to this week’s six sentence story! The word of the week was Petrichor, and I blanked. I had to look up the definition, and then my brain went to the thought of rain, noir, and that’s how we ended up with this little piece fiction. I think it wraps up a little abruptly, but I also think the opener could be for something MUCH longer, and I did only have six sentences… I…
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fuckin love transformers you have doctors named Knockout, Kaput and Flatline, salesmen named Swindle and Cutthroat, firefighters named Inferno and Fire, and brain surgeons named Scalp and Sunder
Cool skull part 2
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