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Swords, pens, and other sharp things

Caroline, she/her. Adult but under 25. For some awful reason this is technically my main acc because it's the first one I made, but also I mostly just use it for reblogs. TERFs, racists, and p*dos/'maps' will die by my sword (her name is Slashley).

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Note To Self: Stop Adding The Word Bitch To The End Of Everything, Bitch.

Note to self: stop adding the word “bitch” to the end of everything, bitch.

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Yep. Forgot to check the url name. ALWAYS check the url name.

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Very Bad Idea:

What if we replaced “mean, median, and mode” with “meme, memeian, and mood”?


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As an author who often writes angry stories about this one asshole I knew...TAKE THAT, PRESTON!!

I just found out about the Small Penis Rule, where authors protect themselves from libel lawsuits by explicitly saying a character that was based on a real person has a small penis

supposedly, no guy is gonna come forward and shout “HEY, THAT CHARACTER WITH THE TINY PENIS IS ME!”

...IT’S SUNDAY!!

Come get this dick-fil-a

My cat meowed all night and slept all day and I had to wake him up because no, you are NOT going to sleep all day so you can yell all night.


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