As An Author Who Often Writes Angry Stories About This One Asshole I Knew...TAKE THAT, PRESTON!!

As an author who often writes angry stories about this one asshole I knew...TAKE THAT, PRESTON!!

I just found out about the Small Penis Rule, where authors protect themselves from libel lawsuits by explicitly saying a character that was based on a real person has a small penis

supposedly, no guy is gonna come forward and shout “HEY, THAT CHARACTER WITH THE TINY PENIS IS ME!”

Very Bad Idea:

What if we replaced “mean, median, and mode” with “meme, memeian, and mood”?

Note to self: stop adding the word “bitch” to the end of everything, bitch.

Me: *applying chapstick in my underwear at night* Something: *makes a loud noise* Me: Hm how about no. Not today, Satan.

PASS THIS ON.

The first transgender suicide hotline is now up and running in the U.S. You can reach Trans Lifeline at 877-565-8860.

Personally, I used to use my barbies to play out scenes from homefront World War 2. I actually learned a lot by doing it.

It kind of really confuses me when Barbie commercials have little girls dressing them up and brushing their hair Like no Barbie is not about fashion. Barbie is about collecting as many dolls as you can get your grubby 7 year old hands on and dominating the living room with your expansive empire of plastic women. Barbie is about creating intricate social structures and spicy inter-family conflicts between town house residents. Barbie is about formulating complex back stories for tortured Ken dolls with emotional scars. It’s about creating near-sadistic dramatic plot twists that split up marriages and cause that one Barbie you really dislike to be ceremoniously tossed down the stairs in order to be offed by the jealous ex-wife of Ken #4.