Random Hxh Headcanon Time!

Random Hxh Headcanon Time!

Colt would call his s/o "My lady" or "My lord". Yes I'm sticking with the knight aesthetic, and he would love to be your own knight.

I can just picture a royalty au where you are the king/queen/ruler and you knight him but y'all end up falling in love. Sort of a forbidden romance!

I think I figured out what to write next!😏

Be patient y'all, I'll have some more content coming soon! Let me know any au's you'd like to see in the meantime!

What up my good bro dog. Let me have some wholesome vibes with colt, shoot, meleoron, and cheetu meeting their first born kid(s)? You can choose the gender or what they look like

That's so wholesome! Of course!

Colt:

-Man would cry

-The whole pregnancy he's been worried for you and the beb

-He was in the delivery room with you

-He couldn't care less about if something is bloody, he wants to make sure you're going to be okay

-Natural birth or C-section he would freak out if anyhting was even slightly abnormal

-He's both terrified of somehthing going wrong and excited to meet your baby

-He's holding your hand the whole time, squeeze as tight as you want, he's not even going to make a peep. You're in agony, literaly birthing a life and have a chance of dying. You really think he's going to say anything if you're squeezing his hand too tight? Not a chance.

-Not to mention the adrenaline is keeping him from feeling any pain right now

-Once the beb is born he's eager to see them but refuses to leave your side. If they have to take the baby to another room for clean up, you bet your ass he makes them leave the door open so he can keep an eye on the kid from your side. He's not about to have the kid mixed up with another and be given the wrong baby.

-Not like that would be possible anyways, the kid has tiny white wings. Kind of hard to get mixed up with another kid.

-Once you finally get to hold your baby is when the tears really start coming down

-You thought he was sobbing earlier? Oh no, that was only the beginning tears

-Y'all had a baby girl.

-She has tiny wings like, and greenish curly hair, but apart from that looks just like you, even the same eyes. She does have the same forhead thing as Colt though.

-He'll wait for you to ask if he wants to hold her before holding her. He loves you both and knows that for humans the bond between mother and baby after birth is a big deal.

-But when you do ask, he'll be eager to hold her. He's very careful with her, holding her like a porcelain doll.

-You pick the first name and he picks the middle name.

-He vows to protect you both no matter what.

-He's so sweet and you feel so happy and so loved.

Shoot:

-He's terrified

-He's read about all the things that could go wrong, all the ways people could mess up and result in yours or the babies death

-He wanted to be in the delivery room but he kept badgering the doctors making sure everything is sterile and pretty much back-seat driving, and now he has to wait in a chair outside.

-You were going to have a planned C-section but you went into labor a week early, and boy was that a fun thing to tell Shoot on the drive back from the grocery store.

-"By the way, we need to head to the hospital. My water just broke."

-That man has never gone over the speed limit in his life but today was that day.

-At first the nurses were going to prep you for natural delivery because of how long it took to get to the hospital, but luckily you'd gotten there early enough to do an emergency C-section.

-You had to comfort him more than him comforting you.

-He waited outside while they performed the C-section, but the second the come out to tell him he can come in he's bolting inside.

-You were okay, drugged out of your mind with pain killers and what not, but perfectly fine.

-You gave birth to twin boys, one looked just like Shoot, the other looked just like you.

-He gave the biggest sigh of relief seeing the three of you okay.

-He held your hand and gave you a kiss

-He cried a bit seeing the two boys. He held on in his arm and the other in his nen hands.

-You gave named both of them, first and middle names.

Meleoron:

-You decided to do a natural birth

-He was so nervous he almost had to sit outside like Shoot, but he wasn't back-seat driving so he got to stay

-His anxiety levels are through the roof but he tries to stay calm for you

-He really needs a cigarette but first of all you're in a hospital, that isn't allowed, and second of all he doesn't want his kid's first breath to be cigarette smoke.

-He ends up shaking and bouncing his leg really bad. He needs a cigarette.

-I can picture him breathing into a paper bag when he has to step out to get ice or something.

-He almost goes into mental breakdown in the hallway, especially if there are any complications, but forces himself to pull it together and go back to the room.

-He's terrified of not being a good enough dad, of losing you, of you losing the kid. What if the kid looks exactly like him and gets picked on for it? What if they're scared of him? They're gonna hate him for sure he just knows it. But he needs to be with you now, he's a bad boyfriend. If he can't even do this how can he be a dad?

-He almost has a panic attack

-But he's there with you holding your hand and telling you how brave you are

-You end up giving brith to a girl

-She has his tail and eye color, and the rest looks like you

-He's crying but trying hard not to

-While you're holding her she grabs his finger and he can't hold back his tears anymore

-All of his anxiety slowly dissapears

-You let him pick the first name and you pick the middle

-Honestly he probably chose something generic like Chloe, but it's pretty so it's fine

Cheetu:

-This man is not ready

-He got the months mixed up

-Y'all were in the middle of BF NOWHERE when your water broke. You were just hanging out on a walk.

-"Uh, babe I think my whater broke."

-"OH SHI-"

-He picked you up and ran you to the nearest hospital at his top speed

-Which is pretty fast, he was so fast in outrunning a bullet that it looked like he dissapeared. I did the math and that's well over 1700mph.

-When y'all get there he's surprisingly chill, the hospital staff are terrified of him though.

-"Hey uh, my girlfriend is giving birth, I need you to help her." Meanwhile he's still holding you bridal style and you are mortified by all the looks you're getting.

-Y'all got there before any big contractions or dialating because of how fast he is, so you both end up chilling in the delivery room for like an hour before you're dialated enough to begin birth.

-They gave you an epidural so you weren't in during, just very worn out.

-Cheetu is somehow really calm about it, and when you get scared or worried he keeps you distracted, and keeps talking to you, trying to take your mind off of your anxieties.

-Little do you know that deep down he's scared and feels helpless.

-He knows from witnessing Meruem's birth that things can go wrong and death is a possibility, but he can't do anything but keep you calm. He's used to being your protector, but now he suddenly has to entrust yours and your baby's life with strangers. He doesn't want to but he knows he has to.

-He pets your hair and purrs to calm you and himself down, it's very effective.

-You end up giving brith to identical twin boys

-They look so much like Cheetu, and only a little bit like you.

-They are practically clones of him but with your skin tone, a regular human body and your eyes. Apart from that? They are floofy tiny clones of him.

-He's actually pretty excited, neither of you knew it was twins, and now he's got two clones to annoy you with.

-He picks one up while you're breast feeding the other and holds it under the armpits. "Hey! You're just like a mini me!"

-You name one and Cheetu names the other

-It takes a while because he wants to give them cool names

With the goth ask can I please request meleoron's goth gf taking her 5 inch platforms off for the first time revealing she's only 5ft tall? 😂 you can add the other extermination team member's reactions if you want

-This was after the mission in the hospital with the others

-You'd been busy the entire time and hadn't taken your shoes off for a while now and your feet were killing you

-And taking those things off felt like the best thing in the world

-No one was looking at you since they were all looking at the television, something like "South Park" was on

-You stood still watching the show for a minute, it was a good part

-Meleoron turned around to tell you something but for a second it was like you disappeared, you're normally kind of short compared to him but nothing dramatic

-But without your platforms you just come up to his shoulders, you're shorter than everyone in the extermination crew, except for Ikalgo

-If you didn't make his heart flutter before, you've sure done it now

-He thinks you're so cute!

-"Where'd you-"

-"Um, babe, down here"

-I bet he has a thing for a partner that's shorter than him, and he's 6'0

-He might crack a few short jokes, but probably not a lot

-Meleoron is probably just gonna be shocked at first, trying to process just how lucky he got to have not only a goth gf, but she's also short

-So one of the other extermintion crew members probably points it out first, either Knuckle's gonna blurt something out like, "YOU MEAN ALL OF YOUR HEIGHT WAS IN YOUR BOOTS? HOW THE HELL DID WE MISS THAT? YOU'RE SHORTER THAN KILLUA AND GON!" or Morel is gonna look over and kind of snort, he's trying so hard to contain his laughter

-Everyone thinks you look like tiny rage, or a goth chihuahua. You're so scary but so tiny!

-You probably break the ice with a "what?"

-Meleoron is blushing and flustered

-Now he loves when you take your platforms off cause he gets to see how short you are compared to him

-The height difference is deffinently a turn on for him

Random HxH Headcanon Time!

When Cheetu is bored and wants something he'll obviously pester you about it. He did that to Morel by annoying him. But he does so a little differently with you, especially when he's playful. I headcanon that chimera ants can do most things if not all that their animal counterpart could.

Cheetu can make all the noises a cheetah can, but they aren't really cool like Leol would be when roaring. So he doesn't do them much in public at all.

But around you, he'll make regular cheetah sounds fairly often. Not all of them, mostly purring, the one time he did a meow. It's not only because the noises he makes are cute that he doesn't do them. It's also because he speaks and has a human voice, so it sounds a bit weird. Still cute though!

But if he wants to annoy you, and really wants something, first he'll act like a petulant child and whine about whatever it is, but he'll also chirp and bark at you. Seriously, this is what it sounds like;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjqWFcwnq08

Ah yes. So badass.

I can’t stop thinking about this video

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