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Meleoron NSFW Alphabet

I already wrote this on my phone at 2 AM but it didn’t save so here I am writing it again. Yay.

A=After Care

He’s pretty good when it comes to aftercare, he makes sure you aren’t in pain and you’re both satisfied by the end of the night. His version of aftercare usually includes; snacking, video games, watching videos until you both fall asleep, or just cuddling together.

B=Body Part

On himself? Probably his tail. There is no need for explain why. Just. Tail. On you would probably be your thighs. Or your eyes. He likes to look at both.

C=Cum

He likes to cum in you, or on your belly. Your back is fine too. If he’s getting head though, he likes to cum on your face. Because he’s a chimera ant his cum is actually closer to the color of those glow in the dark stars people put on their ceilings, it’s also pretty thick, not as in mass but as in the opposite of clear.

D=Dirty Secret

He secretly likes an s/o who can take charge in the bedroom, not dominate him, but someone who is confidant in their flirting and seduction. Please ride him, he will lose his mind.

E=Experience

Honestly he’s probably a virgin, he's  only been alive for so long, cut him a break y'all. Aside from that he’s fairly knowledgeable, he has likely read some of Peggy’s books on humans, he may or may not have read some smut at some point.

F=Favorite Position

Probably Cowgirl & Face-Off

G=Goofy

He’s a mix of goofy and serious. On one hand he wants to make sure you both feel loved and other hand sex is meant to be fun! It’s not some super serious stale thing with a specific guide book, it’s about feeling good, having fun and being closer to your partner. (I think that’s a very healthy mindset!)

H=Hair

He has some hair, he doesn’t let grow the forest but he doesn’t have no hair. He shaves every so often.

I=Intimacy

Again he’s a mix. He can be romantic but he is one dirty minded lizard. I’d say he leans more towards the rough and dirty side.

J=Jack Off

He jacks off a couple/few times a week, though much less when you’re around, if you know what I mean. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

K=Kink

Probably into voyeurism, he’ll either use his ability to watch you change or undress with out you knowing (and having previously consented) or he’ll just chill in the corner and have you undress for him. He also has a thing for you wearing stockings, thigh highs etc.

L=Location

Usually the bedroom or just about anywhere in the house. Although he isn’t opposed to fucking you against a tree in the woods.

M=Motivation

If he can see your thighs, or you’re wearing stockings. He will be drooling. He likes thighs. That and when you’re stretching, doesn’t matter if you had a crick in your neck or if you were about to go for a jog, there’s just something about it that turns him on. Especially if he can see more of your skin.

N=No

Anal is a big NO for him. He’s not at all interested in it. Another thing he doesn’t really like is being full on dominated, sure he wants to be ridden and, having a confident s/o in the bedroom is like heaven, but he doesn’t wanna be dominated.

O=Oral

He is the KING of oral, mostly because of the tongue. Even without he’s pretty good at giving oral. But let’s be real, a lot of it is the tongue. You will be seeing stars most likely. When it comes to receiving oral he is over the moon. He’ll probably grip your hair, he won’t gag or face fuck you, he just likes to hold onto something. (Chameleons are grabby) Very perceptive and understanding when it comes to you needing a breather or a break if your jaw is sore.

P=Pace

Generally prefers a slow and sensual pace, even if you speed up, he’s still going for deep thrusts.

Q=Quickie

He’d rather be able to take his time being intimate with you, but if a quickie is the only way y'all are gonna get laid that day he isn’t opposed.

R=Risk

He’s up for trying new things and pretty open about things like toys and kinks. He’s not fond of the extremes but he’s down to give most things a shot.

S=Stamina

Fairly good stamina, he was a squadron leader after all. He can probably go 2-3 rounds, keep in mind, with his slow and sensual pace, these probably last a while.

T=Toys

He doesn’t own any toys, he’s cool if you have any and open to trying some out.

U=Unfair

He doesn’t tease a lot but he does sometimes if he wants to hear you whine and beg for him, you don’t have to beg for long either. If you tease him he’ll become very confused, the expression he makes is the funniest thing. Don’t tease him too much though, he’ll be quick to pick up the pace and dirty talking in your ear.

V=Volume

He isn’t super loud or anything but he isn’t silent, he’ll moan and groan in your ear, his voice is also a little lower and a little more groggy during sex, so when he does this it’s the sexiest thing ever I swear to god. (Men, please make noise in bed, it’s so hot)

W=Wild Card

His tail will randomly wrap around your leg, ankle or any other body part during sex, it’s an affection thing. If he’s randomly horny during the day, one of his favorite things to do is to casual trap you between him and the wall and whisper to you all the things he wants to do with you.

X=X-Ray

He’s a little above average, at about 5 ½ inches. Enough to feel amazing and enough to not bruise your cervix. He’s got about average girth and he curves upward a bit.

Y=Yearning

He’s got a slightly higher sex drive than most, y'all are probably intimate a few times a week.

Z=ZzZ

If you’re both tired he’s fairly quick to fall asleep (chameleons sleep 12 hours a night), if not you’ll probably fall asleep within 30 minutes to an hour.

HxH Chimera Ant Headcanon Time:

Meleoron is a soft dom.

Rammot is a dom.

Colt is a switch leaning sub.

Cheetu is a dom.

Meleoron likes slow and sensual.

Rammot likes fast and hard.

Colt likes slow and sensual but he's flexible.

Cheetu likes jackhammering.

I noticed how you liked asking the question asks so here's one for you! Since chimera ants are animal like/have animal characteristics, do you think they would do things that their animal does? They all have mating seasons? Meleoron sheds? Cheetu chirps?

I think it depends on the ant. Like, some of the stuff they did as animals would now be impossible due to their bodies being more humanoid or combined with some other species. But they definitely still have a lot of things they do that are more animalistic.

Meleoron probably sheds more than most humans, but not as much as a real chameleon. They shed to grow and keep clean. But he has no growing to do and doesn't need to do that to keep clean. His sheds are more like getting a light sunburn and peeling the skin off.

I 100% think Cheetu chirps. Imagine him hearing a distant chirp from some random thing and he just stops for a sec and fucking chirps back. Yes. Also, chirping for cheetahs is a sort of mating call.

Now picture him having an s/o who gets startled and when they do they squeak or chirp. He will think you're trying to get some dick when in fact you stubbed your toe.

He purrs too. It's really loud, but paired with his big furnace temperatured self, his fluff, comfy bed, cuddles, I'm already asleep.

I also think that's why he would be super happy to have a long term partner, especially if they ended up having a kid together and they stayed with him. Usually female cheetahs will pick a male, mate several times over maybe 2 days, and dip.

But for you to stay because you genuinely want to be around him? You get endless cuddles.

I think colt has like a mating dance thing. He knows it's weird and he doesn't do a whole dance thing, but he will be very bouncy. Probably shifting his weight around quickly. It just looks like calisthenics, but really he's into you.

He sings too. You can't tell me his voice wouldn't sound beautiful. I'm hearing him sing "once upon a december" in my brain right now.

He does get very horny during spring though. He keeps it under control with ease, but flirting gets him very flustered unlike usual.

Rammot gets even more horny. Good luck leaving the house. Thank goodness for instacart and uber eats.

Also when he's anxious he'll thump his foot really fast. Or when he's mad he'll stomp like a brat throwing a fit.

I'm pretty sure Leol could roar if he wanted. Though he prefers to use it as a scare tactic when he just doesn't feel like dealing with someone.

Welfin is a little weird. Wolves howl and cannot resist howling when they hear another howl. If he hears one on tv or something, he doesn't howl, he hums it. It's high pitched and over dramatic. I can't even describe it as humming, he does the howl but with his mouth shut and a blank expression.

Yunju will kick you if you stand behind him. He can't always control it, he just will. It freaks him out. Plus he actually has to go to a horse place to get his hooves done. Self care!

He does have a better sense of smell with the snake tongue and all. Not as good as a snake but close enough.

Rule of thumb. DO NOT STARTLE IKALGO. HE WILL GET INK EVERYWHERE. Only his ink is more of the purple/blue ant blood color. He hates the ink thing. It's embarrassing.

I think they have all of the instincts, behaviors and conditions their animal self had, but only if their new bodies are compatible with them. They'll still get an urge to do things a certain way despite that.

Hey it's me again! May I please request Meleoron with an hourglass goth gf? Who looks scary but is actually a sensitive bean? It's me 😆

Reader, you perfectly described me as well😅

Warning: some nsfw

-He'd be weary of you at first.

-You're appearance is a bit creepy, and you seem very unapproachable.

-On the other hand he loves goth girls and your figure is really hot

-He's got the most confusing boner of his life.

-He probably saw you when Gon had mentioned you or Knuckle being a better partner in the extermination team.

-He's both scared and blushing

-He decides to befriend Knucle first. Number one because he's still scared of you, and number two he'd be too flustered a mess.

-yeah he doesn't have much courage to talk to you yet.

-he does eventually and he ends up being kinda awkward at first.

-it's then he discovers your soft side. He seriously thought you would glare at him and walk off. But you actually had a nice conversation with him and were super nice.

-he also discovers your sensitive side later on when hearing a conversation between you and Morel.

"Yeah, I'm too tough to cry."

"You just spent an hour yesterday crying about snakes."

*sniff* "but they don't have any arms!"

-he's in love.

-you can both be sensitive beans together! He's a little less sensitive, but not by much.

-You end up dating right after or at the end of the extermination mission thing

-He loves his goth girlfriend

-he loves your goth style and would definitely let you dress him the same if you wanted.

-He loves showing you cute pictures and videos, especially since your reaction is so cute.

-If you wear any goth makeup it really impresses him.

-He thinks you look absolutely stunning

-He's glad you seem unapproachable to people, he worries about you no matter what but the fact that people are intimidated by you helps keep the weirdos at a distance.

-it's especially funny when you're both out in public together and someone gets a glimpse of the two of you. You look like an undead with murder on your mind and he's a literal chameleon man with bug eyes.

-The first time he sees you in anything not goth, hes like

"WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY GIRLFRIEND"

-He always sees you in goth so this is a surprise

NSFW:

-He loves your hourglass waist

-He loves to grab your waist

-I can totally picture you accidentally slipping and falling backwards, but he catches you by your waist and just gives you a smug look

-He goes nuts if you wear anything that hugs your waist

-Heaven forbid you wear corsets, he will be practically drooling.

-Even though your hourglass waist is sexy as hell, he also thinks you look very elegant, especially with your goth outfits.

-If you wear goth lingerie or harnesses, he will not be able to keeps his hands off you. He'll probably drag you to the bedroom.

Horny anon here imagine girl reader giving meleoron a blowjob in public? Good thing he can turn invisible 😈

Anon you nasty😈 I wrote a little more after the blowjob because I haven't gotten to write in a while.😜

-You two were out in public, sitting down and talking.

-At some point he started joking (but also not) about doing public sex, he was laughing about how his invisibility would come in handy.

-And you decided "Challenge accepted" and started putting your hair up and getting on your knees.

-He didn't think you were being serious about actually doing that but he starts panicking a little when he realizes you are.

-"WAIT YOU WERE BEING SERIOUS, YOU'RE ACTUALLY GONNA DO THAT, WHAT IF SOMEONE SEES US, WHAT IF WE GET BANNED OR SOMETHING"

-"Then you'd better start using God's Accomplice before the next jogger comes by"

-He activates it just before the jogger can see you two

-As soon as he does you put him in your mouth, licking along the sides and swirling your tongue around his tip

-He's gripping your hair while you do, not pushing himself farther into your mouth but needing to grab onto something.

-He's a good 6 inches so you can feel him bumping the back of your throat a little.

-By the time the jogger is gone he's struggling to hold his breath

-You take him out of your mouth with a lewd pop, saliva string still connecting you to him

-"There's no one around, you can breathe now"

-He's stubborn and tries to keep holding his breath but he let's it out when you put him back in your mouth and he moans

-One hand still around the base of his member, you push the other past your underwear and start fingering yourself, the idea of being seen causing you to clench around your own digits and moan

-Right as he's about to cum another person starts walking in y'all's direction and he has to hold his breath again

-You know he's about to cum and you give the okay to do it in your mouth

-He cums as soon as he can let go of his breath

-You swallow most of it before you get up, straddling his lap and wrapping your arms around his neck to make out

-You grind on him, his hands one on your ass the other on the small of your back

-As you separate for air another pedestrian approaches and he reactivates God's Accomplice

-You still have a fair bit of his cum in your mouth as it drips slightly from your tongue

-He pulls your underwear to the side and puts two fingers in your open mouth to scoop some of the cum and push it into your entrance, using it as lube

-He slides his entire length into you, pushing a little against your cervix

-You feel so full of his cock but you can't moan yet because of the pedestrian

-Meleoron gives you a smirk as he lifts your hips before pushing them all the way back down and bottoming out inside you

-You let out a moan from the back of your throat when you breath out

-You rest your head in the crook of his neck while he continually thrusts into you, taking his full length every time

-You get a delicious friction to your clit every time your pelvis meets his

-By now the pedestrian is gone and Meleoron has stopped holding his breath since about 10 minutes

-Even if he was using his ability the squelching sounds of your slick and his cum would probably give you away

-You can feel your combined fluids dripping out of you and making a ring at the base of his cock whenever he brings you down onto him

-By now you can feel yourself pulsing as your orgasm approaches and his thrusts start getting much faster

-When you feel he's about to cum you let your knees slide as far as they can on either side of Meleoron, letting him angle himself deeper inside

-The flutter of your walls around him and your sweet moaning make him finish inside you

-Your body shakes as you cum around him, his cum sperting inside you and dripping down your walls

-You're both very excited to try public sex again

With the goth ask can I please request meleoron's goth gf taking her 5 inch platforms off for the first time revealing she's only 5ft tall? 😂 you can add the other extermination team member's reactions if you want

-This was after the mission in the hospital with the others

-You'd been busy the entire time and hadn't taken your shoes off for a while now and your feet were killing you

-And taking those things off felt like the best thing in the world

-No one was looking at you since they were all looking at the television, something like "South Park" was on

-You stood still watching the show for a minute, it was a good part

-Meleoron turned around to tell you something but for a second it was like you disappeared, you're normally kind of short compared to him but nothing dramatic

-But without your platforms you just come up to his shoulders, you're shorter than everyone in the extermination crew, except for Ikalgo

-If you didn't make his heart flutter before, you've sure done it now

-He thinks you're so cute!

-"Where'd you-"

-"Um, babe, down here"

-I bet he has a thing for a partner that's shorter than him, and he's 6'0

-He might crack a few short jokes, but probably not a lot

-Meleoron is probably just gonna be shocked at first, trying to process just how lucky he got to have not only a goth gf, but she's also short

-So one of the other extermintion crew members probably points it out first, either Knuckle's gonna blurt something out like, "YOU MEAN ALL OF YOUR HEIGHT WAS IN YOUR BOOTS? HOW THE HELL DID WE MISS THAT? YOU'RE SHORTER THAN KILLUA AND GON!" or Morel is gonna look over and kind of snort, he's trying so hard to contain his laughter

-Everyone thinks you look like tiny rage, or a goth chihuahua. You're so scary but so tiny!

-You probably break the ice with a "what?"

-Meleoron is blushing and flustered

-Now he loves when you take your platforms off cause he gets to see how short you are compared to him

-The height difference is deffinently a turn on for him