What Up My Good Bro Dog. Let Me Have Some Wholesome Vibes With Colt, Shoot, Meleoron, And Cheetu Meeting

What up my good bro dog. Let me have some wholesome vibes with colt, shoot, meleoron, and cheetu meeting their first born kid(s)? You can choose the gender or what they look like

That's so wholesome! Of course!

Colt:

-Man would cry

-The whole pregnancy he's been worried for you and the beb

-He was in the delivery room with you

-He couldn't care less about if something is bloody, he wants to make sure you're going to be okay

-Natural birth or C-section he would freak out if anyhting was even slightly abnormal

-He's both terrified of somehthing going wrong and excited to meet your baby

-He's holding your hand the whole time, squeeze as tight as you want, he's not even going to make a peep. You're in agony, literaly birthing a life and have a chance of dying. You really think he's going to say anything if you're squeezing his hand too tight? Not a chance.

-Not to mention the adrenaline is keeping him from feeling any pain right now

-Once the beb is born he's eager to see them but refuses to leave your side. If they have to take the baby to another room for clean up, you bet your ass he makes them leave the door open so he can keep an eye on the kid from your side. He's not about to have the kid mixed up with another and be given the wrong baby.

-Not like that would be possible anyways, the kid has tiny white wings. Kind of hard to get mixed up with another kid.

-Once you finally get to hold your baby is when the tears really start coming down

-You thought he was sobbing earlier? Oh no, that was only the beginning tears

-Y'all had a baby girl.

-She has tiny wings like, and greenish curly hair, but apart from that looks just like you, even the same eyes. She does have the same forhead thing as Colt though.

-He'll wait for you to ask if he wants to hold her before holding her. He loves you both and knows that for humans the bond between mother and baby after birth is a big deal.

-But when you do ask, he'll be eager to hold her. He's very careful with her, holding her like a porcelain doll.

-You pick the first name and he picks the middle name.

-He vows to protect you both no matter what.

-He's so sweet and you feel so happy and so loved.

Shoot:

-He's terrified

-He's read about all the things that could go wrong, all the ways people could mess up and result in yours or the babies death

-He wanted to be in the delivery room but he kept badgering the doctors making sure everything is sterile and pretty much back-seat driving, and now he has to wait in a chair outside.

-You were going to have a planned C-section but you went into labor a week early, and boy was that a fun thing to tell Shoot on the drive back from the grocery store.

-"By the way, we need to head to the hospital. My water just broke."

-That man has never gone over the speed limit in his life but today was that day.

-At first the nurses were going to prep you for natural delivery because of how long it took to get to the hospital, but luckily you'd gotten there early enough to do an emergency C-section.

-You had to comfort him more than him comforting you.

-He waited outside while they performed the C-section, but the second the come out to tell him he can come in he's bolting inside.

-You were okay, drugged out of your mind with pain killers and what not, but perfectly fine.

-You gave birth to twin boys, one looked just like Shoot, the other looked just like you.

-He gave the biggest sigh of relief seeing the three of you okay.

-He held your hand and gave you a kiss

-He cried a bit seeing the two boys. He held on in his arm and the other in his nen hands.

-You gave named both of them, first and middle names.

Meleoron:

-You decided to do a natural birth

-He was so nervous he almost had to sit outside like Shoot, but he wasn't back-seat driving so he got to stay

-His anxiety levels are through the roof but he tries to stay calm for you

-He really needs a cigarette but first of all you're in a hospital, that isn't allowed, and second of all he doesn't want his kid's first breath to be cigarette smoke.

-He ends up shaking and bouncing his leg really bad. He needs a cigarette.

-I can picture him breathing into a paper bag when he has to step out to get ice or something.

-He almost goes into mental breakdown in the hallway, especially if there are any complications, but forces himself to pull it together and go back to the room.

-He's terrified of not being a good enough dad, of losing you, of you losing the kid. What if the kid looks exactly like him and gets picked on for it? What if they're scared of him? They're gonna hate him for sure he just knows it. But he needs to be with you now, he's a bad boyfriend. If he can't even do this how can he be a dad?

-He almost has a panic attack

-But he's there with you holding your hand and telling you how brave you are

-You end up giving brith to a girl

-She has his tail and eye color, and the rest looks like you

-He's crying but trying hard not to

-While you're holding her she grabs his finger and he can't hold back his tears anymore

-All of his anxiety slowly dissapears

-You let him pick the first name and you pick the middle

-Honestly he probably chose something generic like Chloe, but it's pretty so it's fine

Cheetu:

-This man is not ready

-He got the months mixed up

-Y'all were in the middle of BF NOWHERE when your water broke. You were just hanging out on a walk.

-"Uh, babe I think my whater broke."

-"OH SHI-"

-He picked you up and ran you to the nearest hospital at his top speed

-Which is pretty fast, he was so fast in outrunning a bullet that it looked like he dissapeared. I did the math and that's well over 1700mph.

-When y'all get there he's surprisingly chill, the hospital staff are terrified of him though.

-"Hey uh, my girlfriend is giving birth, I need you to help her." Meanwhile he's still holding you bridal style and you are mortified by all the looks you're getting.

-Y'all got there before any big contractions or dialating because of how fast he is, so you both end up chilling in the delivery room for like an hour before you're dialated enough to begin birth.

-They gave you an epidural so you weren't in during, just very worn out.

-Cheetu is somehow really calm about it, and when you get scared or worried he keeps you distracted, and keeps talking to you, trying to take your mind off of your anxieties.

-Little do you know that deep down he's scared and feels helpless.

-He knows from witnessing Meruem's birth that things can go wrong and death is a possibility, but he can't do anything but keep you calm. He's used to being your protector, but now he suddenly has to entrust yours and your baby's life with strangers. He doesn't want to but he knows he has to.

-He pets your hair and purrs to calm you and himself down, it's very effective.

-You end up giving brith to identical twin boys

-They look so much like Cheetu, and only a little bit like you.

-They are practically clones of him but with your skin tone, a regular human body and your eyes. Apart from that? They are floofy tiny clones of him.

-He's actually pretty excited, neither of you knew it was twins, and now he's got two clones to annoy you with.

-He picks one up while you're breast feeding the other and holds it under the armpits. "Hey! You're just like a mini me!"

-You name one and Cheetu names the other

-It takes a while because he wants to give them cool names

How tall do you think some chimera ants are (couldn't find any answers online so wanted to ask) like cheetu and meleoron. I think they might be at the very least 5'10 and at most 6'6. Idk.

I actually have a few of their heights figured out! I got these as accurate as I could by looking them up or comparing them with other characters' heights. HxH is inconsistent with heights though and didn’t give canon heights to every character and straight-up skipped any heights for the ants. So, keep in mind these may not be entirely correct!

Cheetu: 7′8 believe it or not! 

Leol: 7′9 only a little taller than Cheetu. He probably tries mocking Cheetu about being shorter and Cheetu laughs at him because it’s literally an inch difference.

Flutter: 6′4 and a half. I always thought he was like 5′5 but he’s tall!

Hina: Around 5′10.

Yunju: 8′4 and a half. Holy shit.

Meleoron: 6′0 on the dot!

Pitou: 5′10, same as Hina! I wonder if they would get along?

Pouf: His height was hard to find, but he’s about 7′3!

Youpi: 9′2. Oh hell no. That’s fuckin’ taller than Yunju! How?!?

Meruem: I looked this one up and he’s 5′5. Shorty squad!

Welfin: 6′3 and a half. Roughly average in comparison to the other ants.

Ikalgo: 2′4! President of the shorty club!

Rammot: 7′9, another tall boi!

Palm: She’s 7′1 or 7′2. I really don’t know. Getting a height comparison for her was hard. Gon is 5′1 and is at her lower ribcage next to her. If you put that in mrinitialman height comparison, she’s about 7′3, but we know she’s wearing heels and she’s shorter than Knov, who is shorter than Morel, who is the same height as Pouf. Either way, she’s tall and reminds me of Hachi Shaku Sama. 

Colt: 5′7 and a half. He always mentions the extra half, he’s short as it is compared to the others, he isn’t about to round it down half an inch.

I honestly love finding heights for characters. I get to compare them to my shorty self and laugh at the fact that they could end me with the flick of their wrist.

My heart🥺

I can’t stop thinking about this video

Hey it's me again! May I please request Meleoron with an hourglass goth gf? Who looks scary but is actually a sensitive bean? It's me 😆

Reader, you perfectly described me as well😅

Warning: some nsfw

-He'd be weary of you at first.

-You're appearance is a bit creepy, and you seem very unapproachable.

-On the other hand he loves goth girls and your figure is really hot

-He's got the most confusing boner of his life.

-He probably saw you when Gon had mentioned you or Knuckle being a better partner in the extermination team.

-He's both scared and blushing

-He decides to befriend Knucle first. Number one because he's still scared of you, and number two he'd be too flustered a mess.

-yeah he doesn't have much courage to talk to you yet.

-he does eventually and he ends up being kinda awkward at first.

-it's then he discovers your soft side. He seriously thought you would glare at him and walk off. But you actually had a nice conversation with him and were super nice.

-he also discovers your sensitive side later on when hearing a conversation between you and Morel.

"Yeah, I'm too tough to cry."

"You just spent an hour yesterday crying about snakes."

*sniff* "but they don't have any arms!"

-he's in love.

-you can both be sensitive beans together! He's a little less sensitive, but not by much.

-You end up dating right after or at the end of the extermination mission thing

-He loves his goth girlfriend

-he loves your goth style and would definitely let you dress him the same if you wanted.

-He loves showing you cute pictures and videos, especially since your reaction is so cute.

-If you wear any goth makeup it really impresses him.

-He thinks you look absolutely stunning

-He's glad you seem unapproachable to people, he worries about you no matter what but the fact that people are intimidated by you helps keep the weirdos at a distance.

-it's especially funny when you're both out in public together and someone gets a glimpse of the two of you. You look like an undead with murder on your mind and he's a literal chameleon man with bug eyes.

-The first time he sees you in anything not goth, hes like

"WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY GIRLFRIEND"

-He always sees you in goth so this is a surprise

NSFW:

-He loves your hourglass waist

-He loves to grab your waist

-I can totally picture you accidentally slipping and falling backwards, but he catches you by your waist and just gives you a smug look

-He goes nuts if you wear anything that hugs your waist

-Heaven forbid you wear corsets, he will be practically drooling.

-Even though your hourglass waist is sexy as hell, he also thinks you look very elegant, especially with your goth outfits.

-If you wear goth lingerie or harnesses, he will not be able to keeps his hands off you. He'll probably drag you to the bedroom.