Im Bored So Heres My Sexuality Hcs For Marauders Characters (feel Free To Add Your Own In The Comments!)

i’m bored so here’s my sexuality hc’s for marauders characters (feel free to add your own in the comments!)

James: this man is pan to me, like he does not care about who he gets with as long as he’s with someone.

Sirius: to me he’s either bi or he doesn’t care enough to put a label on himself.

Remus: my mind switched between gay and bi all the time and honestly, either works it just makes sense.

Peter: he is aro/ace to me, and that’s not just because like “oh he’s plus-sized so he can’t be with anyone” i love peter very much and thats just how i see it 😭 but i do love him with sybill weither is romantic or qpr.

Mary: very much like sirius i think that she wouldn’t label herself but she knows she likes anyon.

Lily: she is very bi to me, the vibes are just there yk? and yes idc if it’s unrealistic that their all queer, their wizards for crying out loud.

Marlene: that is a LESBIAN if ive ever seen one. i just known she wouldve dated a guy in like 3rd year and absolutely wouldve HATED it.

Regulus: that is a gay man, no denying it. ofc he would have a hard time coming to terms with but he’ll get there eventually.

Barty: he’s bi and aro-spect. one of my favourite hc’s because alot of people will have him hooking up with half of hogwarts and then for him to not stay with any of them just makes sm sense to me. for me he didn’t really know what love was like until Evan.

Evan: gay and ace. he switches alot for me because he’s either sex repulsed or a complete freak. but i think his situation is very similar to barty’s just with being asexual and i think he would be willing to try things with barty and only barty.

Dorcas: she’s lesbian to me, i physically can not see her with a man.

Pandora: pan and aro-spect. i love the aro and ace twin hc’s and i will never let go of that. i dont know exactly where she stands on the arospect but she’s there and ofc she doesn’t care what people are, it’s pandora for crying out loud.

James is the biggest Wolfstar shipper

Regulus is the biggest Rosekiller shipper

Remus is the biggest Marylily shipper

Sirius is the biggest Dorlene shipper

Pandora is the biggest Jegulus shipper

Honestly I feel so bad for the majority of the population. You're telling me most people have NO IDEA who Regulus Black is? NONE?

hear me out.

regulus is a tutor at hogwarts - he was recommended by slughorn. james has been deeply in love with regulus for ??? but obviously that’s sirius’s baby brother so you know, classic jegulus shit.

james is good at school. his parents taught him well and he’s just naturally good at it, like sirius. but sUddenly james starts failing potions and needs a tutor. and who’s slughorn’s favorite potions student, who is years ahead in potions? regulus arcturus black.

james: hi regulus!

regulus: shut up, potter

james: hi reg! i missed you, did you miss me?

regulus: shut up stop being so clingy

james: hey reggie! hows it going?

regulus: don’t call me that

regulus(the next day): where’s james? he’s usually here by now why is he late did something go wrong

Evan: I love you, I really do, but we can't date Barty: What? Why? Evan: Because what happens if we break up? Barty: ... Barty: ! Barty: Who gets Regulus in the divorce?! Evan: Exactly!