Eliot Would Win An Arm Wrestle, Parker Would Win A Thumb War.

Eliot would win an arm wrestle, Parker would win a thumb war.

That’s it. Enjoy.

Shit to know about me:

My name is Charlie, I use She/They pronouns, some form of queer, probably bisexual, who knows. I’m English, currently trying to learn Spanish on the dreaded Duolingo.

I bloody love dinosaurs it’s an obsession

Fandoms I care waaayyyyyy to much about to be healthy:

• Top gun ~ seriously it’s now my whole personality

• 9-1-1

• 9-1-1 : Lone Star

• Leverage————>>> OT3 superiority

• Criminal Minds

• Macgyver

• MCU

• anything to do with theatre

• like I love musicals

• ESPECIALLY NEWSIES!!!!

• Greys Anatomy

My thoughts on 9-1-1: lone star season 2 episode 8 (bad call)

• so I’m stressed for this episode

• cause I watched the promo which I don’t normally do but for the episode I did for some reason

• also 9-1-1 was relatively calm which normally means lone star will be dramatic so join me for the ride

• also side note I’m watching this at 1:10am just for the lols

• yay!

• fire fam feels

• and Nancy’s there as well

• shit! They haven’t told TK about the baby? That’s not gonna end well

• that’s not good

• also whether purposeful or not the bank tellers mask having the pink purple blue is giving off fabulous bi vibes!

• they better not hurt Carlos

• why they gotta bring Enzo into this? Fuckin everything up

• someone give TK a hug ASAP!

• oooh Carlos in trouble....

• dad?

• this is not gonna end well

• can someone explain what the Texas rangers are? Are they police are they fbi? Serious question there is nothing like them in the uk as far as I know

• I was prepared for TK getting hurt not Carlos!! I am not mentally stable enough for this

• if at any point in this episode they have TK break his sober streak I will be very annoyed

• STOP MAKING CARLOS SAD!!!!

• while I’m loving supportive owen he should probably save some for TK cause at some point they gonna need to talk about the baby

• yay! A proper fire rescue

• Judd does not need the stress of another fire team getting blown up in front of him... again

• saying you can’t comment is a shitty way around not complimenting your son!!

• go Carlos you tell him!!

• well this is not gonna end well

• someone is gonna get shot or at least pistol whipped

• smart TK! Making good decisions under pressure

• are they planning on ending this episode with both TK and Carlos being traumatised?

• TK’s gonna do something stupid isn’t he

• I take back my comment about TK being smart

• well shit!

• no! Carlos is getting anxious and I don’t like it

• if it weren’t for the blood TK kinda looks like he’s sleeping

• BAMF!Vega is on the case

• “I’m angry” ✨iocnic✨

• I did not like the noise TK made it did not sound good

• what the hell is wrong with that dude he should not have that much strength

• and he shot his brother. Great. Just great.

• Carlos is not having a great day today really

• ok Carlos is impressive

• woop woop! Go Carlos!

• TK is not looking great

• not Nancy she’s been through enough recently

• ok I get that she the captain and all but she does have a husband a kids so..

• both Nancy and Vega are BAMF!!!

• yes!! Help has arrived!

• the way TK said “ his baby” 🙁🙁😩

• they did not need to traumatise TK and Carlos to get them to hug, I mean I appreciate the hug but still, next time can we get the hug without the emotional scarring ?

• Owen standing up for Carlos!!

• just remembered Carlos’ parents don’t know about him and TK

• okay maybe they do

• maybe Carlos dad isn’t as big a douche I thought

• shit why are they showing us Judd and Grace at the end of an episode?????!!!!?!?!?

• yes!! Judd and Grace need kids!!

• YESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• no no no no no no no no no no no no no

• that better have been some sort of fucked up dream sequence because I am not emotionally stable enough to wait until April 19th to find out what happened

• they can’t tease us with Ryder babies and then do that??!!!!!!!!!!!!

~cute animal time~

~you get all the animals cause that was a stressful episode and we deserve it~

So I’ve just binged the entirety of the Star Wars films and now I have feelings, so if anyone has any good stormpilot (FinnxPoe) fic’s, or even just sequel bonding stuff (side note why did my phone try to auto correct sequel bonding to sexual bonding??) honestly if anyone has any half decent Star Wars recommendations, films , rebels, or clone wars (although I’m working through the show at the mo) it would be so so so much appreciated! Ao3, fanfic.net or even Wattpad at this point!

Anyone else go through that awkward moment when you’re spewing about your current favourite fanfic and you friend asks you to send it to them and then you remember that one part... with the thing... and you have to do mental acrobatics to get out of the situation?

Or just me? Cause I just almost sent MY SISTER, my literal sister, a fic that has a solid couple of hundred words of just solid smut. And the moment she asked me to send it to her my heart stopped

My thoughts on Macgyver: season 5 episode 10

• why they gotta mention his dad

• is Mac high?

• “called you over today” does Bozer not live there anymore?

• he’s not gonna propose is he?

• shit he is

• don’t do it

• it won’t go well

• I mean very cute and Mac like making the ring and diamond

• go Bozer being all supportive

• but there is no way they will still be engaged at the end of the episode

• Jesus, Taylor has officially lost it

• what happened to Desi’s hair

• “hey y’all”??

• Boxers not gonna tell her about the proposal is he?

• not Mac and Riley together again

• just leave them as siblings

• PLEASE

• Bozer definitely told her

• to anyone else on that street they’re just random people talking to themselves, would it not look better to pretend they’re on a phone call so they don’t look like crazy people????

• AAYYYYY! MURDOC!!!!

• I will never forgive him for killing Jill but he’s still one of my favourite characters

• also love a dramatic enterance

• run macgyver run!!

• I am lovin this video game theme

• people calling Riley “Riles” makes me smile

• ooooh shit! Go russ!!

• well shit none of this sounds good

• is he gonna drop the Riley bomb?

• well keepin that mason secret was never gonna work out

• he killed Charlie

• also I’m still mad we never got Charlie’s funeral

• Taylor has reached his breakin point I don’t blame him

• the fuck??

• who is andrews???

• I feel like I’m meant to know who he is

• ooohh he’s creepy whip guy

• I liked him why he gotta be violent again

• shit they gonna bring the building down

• they can what??

• an earthquake???

• a mother fuckin earthquake???!!!

• oooh the terrible two are arguing

• murdoc doesn’t actually want to kill Mac though, and the general dude probably does

• always prop the door open! That’s basic knowledge

• just destroy the drone

• oh shit

• no no no no no

• he’s gonna know about Riley liking him

• no no

• had that’s good had is past tense

• smart choice but also really dumb decision

• at least they’ll have something sharp

• they literally made that whole disaster to avoid her finding out and then Mac let’s her know anyway

• russ speaking Spanish and calling people “darling” is not helping my weird love for him

• shit what happened with leanna

• is she dead did she quit is she married

• shit she dead? And no one told him? I get why but still

• someone give Bozer a hug

• Riley is an agent so why doesn’t she have a gun?

• also murdoc is too good to run out of bullets without knowing, he was a master assassin

• it’s literally an evil zoom meeting

• murdoc is gonna shoot the general dude calling it

• Mac should not be able to beat murdoc

• shit that had to hurt

• why is this dude out here quoting buddh

• YESSS!!!!!!!!!! GO BOZER!!!!!

• Mac should not be able to walk at this point

• well shit there’s gonna be some awkward conversations

• macs long hair is back! Yay!

• mumma matty’s proud

• did Bozer change his shirt after russ said he didn’t like it?

• yay! Hugs!

• he’s nervous

• I kinda want him and desi to work out now

• he’s not gonna proper to Riley is he

• nooooo!!!!!! I don’t want any romance drama

• ok so after that episode I now want Mac and desi to work their shit out and stay together I hate Mac and Riley even more and my love for Russ Taylor has increased

~cute animal time~