*Sirius Sprawled On The Floor Crying Hysterically*

*Sirius sprawled on the floor crying hysterically*

James: What happened?

Remus: He reached out for an Oreo *tries not to smirk* ...and found it empty.

Sirius: What's wrong with u? You always throw the wrapper after the last one unless u are a psychopath or the next dark lord.We are officially over.

Remus: Did u eat my chocolate?

Sirius and James: No.

James: *pointedly looking at Sirius* One of us is lying.

Peter: *confused* What is the crime and punishment?

Remus glances up and finds the dorm empty.

Remus: And then they were none .

James "who absolutely loves concerts" Potter.

Regulus "who hates crowds but can't deny James anything" Black.

*James and Lily had a fight*

Remus: I take Lily's side.

Sirius: It isn't James fault!

*situation escalates quickly.Sirius starts throwing various objects which Remus dodges*

*James and Lily are making out in the background*

Remus: I want a FUCKING divorce.

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐧𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝟭 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐠.

*pause*

Sirius: *dramatically* I can't have any chocolate,I need to maintain my figure.

James: I had enough chocolate mate after what mom sent them last week...

Peter: well...I had a heavy dinner. Remus u have it

Mcgonagall: Let's get creative. You owe me 1 gallon for every detention and I owe you 1 gallon for every point you hand out today.

Severus : deal. ***

Severus: You owe to 20 gallons.

Mcgonagall:

*The golden trio enters*

A few moments later...

Severus: *hands out his gringotts vault key*

*Lockhart enters*

Severus: If he is student, I would have to sell my home.

*Umbridge enters*

Mcgonagall: If she is a student, U would have to sell England.