*Sirius Sprawled On The Floor Crying Hysterically*

*Sirius sprawled on the floor crying hysterically*

James: What happened?

Remus: He reached out for an Oreo *tries not to smirk* ...and found it empty.

Sirius: What's wrong with u? You always throw the wrapper after the last one unless u are a psychopath or the next dark lord.We are officially over.

James: How was your date?

Sirius: It's great. He was fun, intresting, attractive and surprisingly thoughtful

James: but...

Sirius: *sighs wishfully*...but he isn't Remus.

*James and Lily had a fight*

Remus: I take Lily's side.

Sirius: It isn't James fault!

*situation escalates quickly.Sirius starts throwing various objects which Remus dodges*

*James and Lily are making out in the background*

Remus: I want a FUCKING divorce.

*Sirius causing drama*

James: Just tell him u are sorry mate.

Remus: Sirius I am sorry that I am always right.

Sirius: That's alright. Wait a sec-

Some random guy: Hey lily! Would you like to check out my basement? I have got some nice pillar there.

Lily Evans: What about the attic? Oh right!... It's empty. You have to open a book between your legs to get me down there. Wait!...U haven't touched them but even 'u' do know these rectangular printed things called books exist *narrows eyes in doubt* ...right?

𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓵𝓮𝓰𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪𝓻𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝓪𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓼.

Hogwarts library

Student 1: I need to Remus the shit out of this book.

Gryffindor's common room

Stu 2: Mate u haven't just fucked up, u have Sirius'd it.

S3 : *skipping through the corridor*

I feel sooo James Potter today.