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Remus: Did u eat my chocolate?

Sirius and James: No.

James: *pointedly looking at Sirius* One of us is lying.

Peter: *confused* What is the crime and punishment?

Remus glances up and finds the dorm empty.

Remus: And then they were none .

James: 10 gallons says u can't wake up padfoot.

Remus: SIRIUS HAS VERY BAD BED HAIR.

Sirius: *bolts up* u did not just say what I thought -

Little regulus: *excited* Father ,Can I come with u?

So his father tells him to wear his best robe except after he does, his father already disappears.

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Sirius: Reggie it's fine. I will see you for christmas and everything will be same.

Except it isn't.

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Barty: u can always wake me up if u have a nightmare.

So regulus crawls into Barry's bed, holds him and hides from his nightmares.

Atleast Some promises are kept.....

*Sirius causing drama*

James: Just tell him u are sorry mate.

Remus: Sirius I am sorry that I am always right.

Sirius: That's alright. Wait a sec-

*James and Lily had a fight*

Remus: I take Lily's side.

Sirius: It isn't James fault!

*situation escalates quickly.Sirius starts throwing various objects which Remus dodges*

*James and Lily are making out in the background*

Remus: I want a FUCKING divorce.

Walburga notices regulus wince for every step he was slowly climbing. She bends down and picks him up.

It's seems we have our moments. Even the worst among us.

Remus likes a jumper but doesn't buy it cause he already spent his money.

***

Sirius:*holding the same jumper*Moony look what I found. I thought it would look perfect on u.

Regulus: I have been dropping subtle hints that I like him.

Barty: like what?

Regulus: *walks over to Potter* I can't stand your stupid face.

James: How was your date?

Sirius: It's great. He was fun, intresting, attractive and surprisingly thoughtful

James: but...

Sirius: *sighs wishfully*...but he isn't Remus.

Some random guy: Hey lily! Would you like to check out my basement? I have got some nice pillar there.

Lily Evans: What about the attic? Oh right!... It's empty. You have to open a book between your legs to get me down there. Wait!...U haven't touched them but even 'u' do know these rectangular printed things called books exist *narrows eyes in doubt* ...right?

*Severus 1st year*

Mcgonagall: Mr Snape, are u alright? You don't seem fine today.

*HarryPotter and the halfblood Prince*

Mcgonagall: Severus, are you alright? You don't seem your usual self today.

she ALWAYS cares

Mcgonagall: Let's get creative. You owe me 1 gallon for every detention and I owe you 1 gallon for every point you hand out today.

Severus : deal. ***

Severus: You owe to 20 gallons.

Mcgonagall:

*The golden trio enters*

A few moments later...

Severus: *hands out his gringotts vault key*

*Lockhart enters*

Severus: If he is student, I would have to sell my home.

*Umbridge enters*

Mcgonagall: If she is a student, U would have to sell England.

*Sirius sprawled on the floor crying hysterically*

James: What happened?

Remus: He reached out for an Oreo *tries not to smirk* ...and found it empty.

Sirius: What's wrong with u? You always throw the wrapper after the last one unless u are a psychopath or the next dark lord.We are officially over.

Hogwarts Dairies

Marauders era, 1977.

Dearest reader ,

Rumor has it Simon Gilitzine pulled an elaborate stunt which landed him in detention and yet gave us another example to never cross proff Mcgonagall . Rather let's talk about another successful stunt which landed a group of Slytherins in the hospital wing pulled by we-know-who but what stirs the cauldron of curiosity is how they didn't accompany the former in detention.(take some notes simon)

Emily Thompson of 1st year claims she fell in love, while Daphne Rosen did actually fell over an"invisible obstacle"(a facade she still holds) but knowing what I know she was spotted one too many times behind the greenhouse. All this to say there are other ways to relieve OWLS stress , why just look at our new couple Daves & Coron or preferably 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 on second thought who haven't yet mastered the art of discretion.

A 6th year Ravenclaw Brad Connor was heard using the word fag to alienate a 4th year. Brad u are a piece of shit. No one but the 8th years care about your opinion. Dearest Reader, I courteously ask you not to slip this parchment "accidentally" where it might be seen by him.

Yours truly accurately, A witch of wilderness.

𝒞𝒽𝓇𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓂𝒶𝓈 𝒽ℴ𝓁𝒾𝒹𝒶𝓎𝓈.

Grimmauld Place.

Reg: Happy Christmas Sirius!

Sirius: Happy Christmas ja-reggie...

Regulus: *hurt*

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐧𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝟭 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐠.

*pause*

Sirius: *dramatically* I can't have any chocolate,I need to maintain my figure.

James: I had enough chocolate mate after what mom sent them last week...

Peter: well...I had a heavy dinner. Remus u have it

𝖁𝖗𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖘

Sirius wakes up coated with sweat on a hot summer night. The room feels stuffy so he throws open some windows. He checks over his brother who is squirming in his cradle due to discomfort.

So Sirius tears a book cover,stands near Reggie and fans him the entire night.

𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓵𝓮𝓰𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪𝓻𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝓪𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓼.

Hogwarts library

Student 1: I need to Remus the shit out of this book.

Gryffindor's common room

Stu 2: Mate u haven't just fucked up, u have Sirius'd it.

S3 : *skipping through the corridor*

I feel sooo James Potter today.

James "who absolutely loves concerts" Potter.

Regulus "who hates crowds but can't deny James anything" Black.

Spinner's End 

Young Severus who sleeps on empty stomach crying, feels coldness slowly seep into his heart and then he calls her face into his mind.

Her laughter,her kindness....

How they would be together always...

Lily Evans, the only reason he knows happiness

...and then he smiles through his tears

*James does something stupid*

Lily: Bloody son of a b-

*notices 1st years around, ready with their quill and parchment to jot down intresting vocabulary*

Lily: - gun!

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Sirius: mrs.Potter this is Lily Evans.lil's this is the gun u always exclaim about.

Lily :

𝑀𝑖𝑑𝑛𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝐵𝑖𝑟𝑡ℎ𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑊𝑖𝑠ℎ𝑒𝑠🎉

12 GrimmauldPlace

Sirius who would drink lots of water so the urge to pee would wake him up in the middle of night after which he sneaks into little Reggie's bedroom

Vs

𝐑𝐞𝐠𝐮𝐥𝐮𝐬 "who doesn't even catch a wink before midnight" 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤.

James : Oi Evans ! Want to kn-

Lily : Shut up Potter !

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James : Hey Evans ! Would you lik-

Lily: Go away Potter.

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Someone random across the common room: Oi Evans!May I borrow your not-

Lily:God help me Potter if u don't stop bothering me...

*realises her mistake*

peeks at James who looks like a smug bastard and Sirius patting his shoulder like a proud daddy.

Remus: I want to be under stress.right now!!

Sirius: My only talent is being stress. Lily: Don't you mean stressed? Sirius: No.