Designer: You Know, If You Fixed That Scowl Of Yours, I Might Let You Model For One Of My Newest Lines

Designer: You know, if you fixed that scowl of yours, I might let you model for one of my newest lines

Bakugo:

Kirishima: Pro heroes don’t have a license to kill

Bakugo:

Kirishima: Imagine the PR nightmare

Bakugo:

Kirishima: Imagine Midobro’s disappointed face-

Designer: Have you considered dying your hair corn yellow to better match your eyes?

Bakugo:

Kirishima: *sighs* You’re writing all the damage reports

Bakugo: >:)

Bakugo: I don’t want to be here.

Kirishima: Dude, we got a job to watch over this fashion company and we got to do it.

Bakugo: I rather shoot myself in the brain then interact with these pretentious assholes.

Kirishima: I’m sure it won’t be that bad.

-Later When During A Meeting-

Designer: Next, I want to introduce a new trend we’re pushing. Beef Milk. It’s like almond milk that’s been squeezed through the tiny holes in living cows.

Kirishima and Bakugo:

Bakugo: It’s fucking milk.

*in an interview*

Interviewer: Finish the sentence! When life gives you lemons…

Midoriya: make lemonade!

Bakugo: SHOVE THEM BACK UP LIFE’S A**

Todoroki: Life,,, can give you lemons?????

——— special ft. ———

Hawks: SIKE you thought life gave you lemons, turns out it’s just the cyanide

*mandatory mindful sharing session at UA*

Bakugo: YOU DID THAT?

Midoriya: Yeah, just this morning

Bakugo: F**K OFF

Midoriya: What?

Bakugo: You did NOT paint that this morning

Midoriya: Yes I did

Bakugo: No you did not; I don’t believe you

Midoriya: Well you drew your All Might

Bakugo: MY ALL MIGHT IS SH*T WHEN DID U EVEN LEARN ART

Midoriya: For my Hero Analysis sketches !!!

Bakugo: YOU DON’T NEED TO KNOW ART FOR THAT

Midoriya: A-are you angry at me for having a hobby??

Bakugo: Evidently.

One of the paradoxes of the modern internet is that I genuinely understand sites need to get revenue somewhere, and while I don't love ads I'm actually okay seeing relatively unintrusive ads on a free site, hearing words from sponsors, etc.

But the modern internet is so full of modal popups and video ads on autoplay and trackers that using it without an adblocker is basically impossible, so everything gets blocked.

If strength is being a functioning human being when all you want to do is curl up and cry, my guardian angel must be freaking Atla

I feel like reblogging a post with someone’s hashtag has the same vibe as when that loud friend shares what the quiet friend said to the other ppl who didn’t hear