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“On the show, I play an openly proud bisexual warlock, who’s a person of color that’s in a relationship with a recently out gay Shadowhunter who hunts demons for a living. I don’t think that combination has ever existed on television before.” - Harry Shum Jr.

Honestly they should get me to reboot the whole Harry Potter franchise. The basic plot would be the same but I’d make a lot of other changes, for example:

-Having more racial diversity, notably Hermione and Harry, but other characters as well.

-Getting rid of the homophobic shit in Dumbledore’s story. Instead of him joining Grindlewald because he has the hots for him and then staying in the closet forever, he and Grindlewald would be like Roku and Sozin: childhood friends, but then Grindlewald starts having his Villainous Ideas and TRIES to get Albus to join him but Albus refuses and kicks his ass. Also Dumbledore is openly gay his whole life but never has feelings for Grindlewald bc Grindlewald is a fucking nazi and nazis fucking killed gay men.

-Altering Snape’s backstory to make him more likable and have actual redeeming traits (I went into detail about how I’d do this in a different post).

-Dean and Seamus are endgame.

-And just more lgbt characters period.

-Krum is younger, maybe a year older than the main trio, so the thing with Hermione is less……weird………

-Bellatrix not being the “giggling childish ps*cho lady” archetype.

-Lupin is actually a gay man, since, y'know , that’s what he’s supposed to be a metaphor for?

-Speaking of which, changing Newt’s story a bit so that he isn’t the one who passed the anti werewolf laws because werewolves were supposed to represent HIV+ gay men and I don’t want our new protagonist to be a literal homophobe? It’s 2017?

-Newt, Tina, Queenie and Jacob all being poc.

-My gay son Credence just gets better treatment in general he deserved so much better holy shit.

-No Johnny Depp.

-Harry’s kids have better names.

-No stupid epilogue.

-Cursed Child just. Doesn’t happen at all. There’s no fixing that mess just leave it out completely.

-None of that boring ugly muted color pallette that they used from movies 3 to 8 like honestly the first to movies looked so muche better. I know it gets darker but that’s no reason to look so ugly.

Reblog if you agree that I, Tristan frostytips Davis, would handle J.K. Rowling’s own story better than she has.

Yo ok what if there was a Cinderella story where Cinderella is a trans woman and that’s really why her stepmom treats her like shit and won’t let her go to the ball and when the prince and his men come around looking to try the slipper on every woman in the land her stepmom tells the prince there aren’t any women left in the house because she insists that Cinderella is a man, but Cinderella comes out and the prince recognizes her and says something along the lines of “well I’d say that’s a woman if I ever saw one”

I’m waiting for Bobby and Jack to meet and Bobby taking on the role of protective Grandpa and helping Jack

Depression™! 

comes with multiple fun features such as:

exhaustion! but not enough to sleep just lie on the floor like a wet towel

whoops! shouldve eaten 2 hours ago

all food tastes equally boring! yeah that piece of old bread and 4 pickles will do

staring at the ceiling!

lose your train of thought every 5 minutes! whatever youre trying to do sure won’t get done anytime soon

every activtiy feels pointless! even your favourite hobbies. Especially your favourite hobbies!

loneliness! but also you feel like a burden to everyone you know so good luck with that

staring at the wall!

wearing the same sweatpants for 3 days straight! because who can be bothered? not you that’s for sure!

yelling at people for no reason! because now even their breathing annoys you 

staring at the wall some more!

Suddenly crying over tiny things! such as dropping your favourite pencil. it’s not even broken. but who gives a fuck!

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