Depression!

Depression™! 

comes with multiple fun features such as:

exhaustion! but not enough to sleep just lie on the floor like a wet towel

whoops! shouldve eaten 2 hours ago

all food tastes equally boring! yeah that piece of old bread and 4 pickles will do

staring at the ceiling!

lose your train of thought every 5 minutes! whatever youre trying to do sure won’t get done anytime soon

every activtiy feels pointless! even your favourite hobbies. Especially your favourite hobbies!

loneliness! but also you feel like a burden to everyone you know so good luck with that

staring at the wall!

wearing the same sweatpants for 3 days straight! because who can be bothered? not you that’s for sure!

yelling at people for no reason! because now even their breathing annoys you 

staring at the wall some more!

Suddenly crying over tiny things! such as dropping your favourite pencil. it’s not even broken. but who gives a fuck!

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I’m waiting for Bobby and Jack to meet and Bobby taking on the role of protective Grandpa and helping Jack

Between Sirius’ “Harry You Need To Start A Secret Army” Black’s lack of impulse control, Regulus “I’m Drinking This Poison Next To A Lake Of Inferi” Black’s lack of impulse control, Narcissa “I’m Asking This Teacher To Protect My Son Or Die” Black’s lack of impulse control and Bellatrix “Literally Every Scene She Was In” Black’s lack of impulse control…I just…

Can you imagine the family meetups when they were kids?

Living in creepy manors? Manors that were filled with all sorts of dark artifacts and creatures? Manors that were visited by Death Eaters?

How the hell did it take eighteen years before one of them died?

remember that time harry accidentally did some underage magic and stormed out of the house and his immediate reaction was to begin planning his life as an outcast harry is such a drama queen jfc