Subject MJ-9 / The Chamber / Zedaph

Subject MJ-9 / The Chamber / Zedaph

SUBJECT MJ [MUMBO JUMBO]

Task 9 - Narrate a Voyage around The Chamber using Three Modes of Transport

Conducted by Zedaph

-------------------- MJ: So Mumbo began on a block. But then he set forth into the wild water rapids of the scientific lab. He battled the currents with extreme grace and elegance as he was once a swimmer of a team. [Subject MJ stumbles on words for a brief moment] He swam for a team at some point. And he has got excellent stroke and is incredibly smooth and just wonderfully elegant in the waves. But then he traveled down battling the currents as he did like a true hero. And he found the superpig! That he then stood on top of. And he said to the superpig: "I know you are normally stationary, but you can begin to move and traverse the land that is this scientific laboratory. And you can, you can step forth pig" He said to the pig, growing progressively more angry. "You can move pig. MOVE PIG!" He said, angrily. Getting progressively even more angry until eventually he decided that this pig probably wasn't gonna move any further. But he will wait! Because he is a patient man. He will wait a little... no? okay.

So he then decided that he would hop off the pig and sneak like this. Unable to battle the current. [Zedaph laughs from the other side of the glass] While sneaking, he decided that this will be his final resting place. And that is where the story ends, in the corner, lying down like a cod. ZEDAPH: The end? MJ: The end. -------------------- Modes of Transport 1. Swimming - When Zedaph mentions this mode of transport, the Subject insists that 'the one thing he is good at' is of speaking about how good he is at swimming. 2. Travelling on a Pig that Did not Move - Subject mentions that it was more of an emotional journey than a physical journey when questioned, stating that "Mumbo was on a journey emotionally" and that "He needed to learn to not let things, that he can't control, annoy him." 3. Sneaking - The Subject justifies himself, stating that he had already committed to it, and had forgotten that he was in the water and therefore, would not get anywhere. Subject continues on and admits that it was indeed an error. Similar to the situation with the pig [3], Subject tries to create a similar situation in which if the sneaking did not count as a mode of transportation, then it would be another emotional journey where '[MUMBO] realized that he had done something wrong.' Subject then justifies himself in that he now knows not to sneak in water, and later states that he does not know why he tried. -------------------- Task Conducted - Unknown Footage Released - 11-19-2021 To Be Reviewed.

Double Life servers are terrifying

Currently in a MC server where I have a soulmate

i just took a huge chunk of damage

it is terrifying

you dont know how it is until you try it for yourself :')))

Catem Pole / Boatem Pole / The Boatem Crew but Cat

See this? Boatem pole but CATS. What if everyone in the boat was replaced by their cat? I do know that Scar, Grian, Mumbo, Impulse, and Pearl have cats. I haven't seen anything that shows Mumbo's cat but I've heard it and I'm trusting that knowledge.

Scar- Jellie

Grian- Pearl & Maui

Impulse- Luna (I think)

Pearl- the wiki says she has three cats WHAT ARE THERE NAMES--

Mumbo(?)- Cat. Unknown name. (I think this cat was left with his parents or something like that, I don't know.)

If this can happen though. Can. For those who have multiple cats, there can just be multiple cats in a boat and it'll be ADORABLE. AAAGh

In Need of a Hand - YHS Dark Fic

Hi. I.. So I started watching YHS [SamGladiator] because I was.. curious? I hadn't actually seen it and I wanted to know. and then there was this scene thats not that bad I promise but I made it worse because I write angsty fics and I have a fixation on dark stuff and it just sparked my inspiration, aGH IM SORRY. this is probably insensitive af and im gonna need to put it on anonymous probably because its AWful--

haha that one scene in episode 15 where taurtis for some reason has a doritos bag and sam tells him that his hand is tainted and he should cut it off and thats like a new rule

except this time he actually did it and i made a reference to something with an item but i dont actually know what happened to it because i can only spend so much time focusing before i get bored ;_;

haha in need of a hand? get it?

im sorry.

why am i only now realizing this

the ship burns everything burns........

why is this getting me emotional for block men /hj

team ranchers has to be scripted. NO WAY there’s another explanation for them to be so… tragic? poetic? idk

like, the way they found out they were soulmates was because tango died in a cave with coal. a coal mine, if you will. i like to believe that his death was because there was no canary to warn him of the danger.

and then they got matching horns. horns called Sing. 

the miners were warned of the danger when the canary would die and stop singing.

you know what happened in session four? jimmy lost his horn. he stopped singing.

as soon as that happened, it was set in stone that jimmy was dead, and because of the soulbond, so was tango. the other members would quickly follow suit.

plus the parallels of their first and last deaths? they were alone, they didn’t have any quick means of communication, they could only watch their health deplete and wonder if the other would be okay…

just… the canary and his coal mine.