Wayne Family Adventures: Episode 31 Dirty Little Secret (2022)

Wayne Family Adventures: Episode 31 Dirty Little Secret (2022)

IS THAT-

Dick is big brother material.

And I just wanna point out that Clark is the batbros' uncle while Bruce is a Good (Trying) Parent, so proud of his first baby Robin. Batfam may be disfunctional but they love each other and Alfred is Bruce's dad (Thomas, we love you but Alfie raised him).

Love this.

And please, Clark, roast Bruce a bit more. We deserve it.

Im having anger. Why is everyone like "ah, jason, the angry, volatile robin! Dick, the sweet golden child!" Like, no? Dick was probably the angriest robin? That was his whole deal? Revenge? And then, there on the other hand, Jason was a sweetheart. A book nerd who got perfect grades. Everyone who met Dick was afraid of him, of what he could do, of what he was. Everyone who met Jason loved him. He said Robin gave him magic.

Oh, and then Damian and Tim. "Damian is the scariest robin," absolutely not. You know who would terrify me? Tim Drake. I would do everything in my power not to anger him. The kid went toe to toe with Ra's al Ghul and won. He figured out who Batman was before he reached double digits. He's, like, the only one who's never died. That's a feat in and of itself. He has no weaknesses I could exploit. He has no regard for his own life. And he is not "sweet." Damian's is. Damian's the kind of person who rescues stray kittens. He's super protective. He has the biggest heart. His best friend is a kid who is 3 years younger than him. Tim is a bully and I love him for it but damn. Calm down. He's the kind of person who gets what they want, no matter what they have to do to get it. He will love you and you will hate him for it, cuz he'll be a bitch about it. Damian will curl up on your lap and draw you a picture. Tim will cut your arm off if you touch his stuff.

Life Is like a hurricane here at Wayne Manor...

Now we're waiting for Goliath ♥️ Damian's pets are the only ones mentally healthy in this family ♥️

former robins in Batman: Wayne Family Adventures, Episode 35: GCPD