Alfred The Cat - Tumblr Posts
Meme redraw of the boi ft. Alfred The Cat
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Here's the original meme btw
Life Is like a hurricane here at Wayne Manor...
Now we're waiting for Goliath ♥️ Damian's pets are the only ones mentally healthy in this family ♥️
a soft brotherly moment between Tim and Damian?
Yes
Also guest starring, Jerry the Turkey
batfamily on reality tv headcanons
The Beginnings
Bruce Wayne is approached by a popular reality TV studio with a specific request
They want the Waynes to appear in an episode of a show that follows prominent families to film their dynamics and ways of living
And it so happens that every bat kid LOVES THIS SHOW
They sometimes skip out on patrol to watch it as it airs
They easily get sucked into the drama
“Hey, did you see that Katie from the Mayron family disowned her daughter last night?”
“she WHAT??”
“Hey guys I love the show and everything but can we focus on the gun that pointed at my head right now? Thanks.”
Bruce, at Sunday dinner: “So everyone, for full transparency I must disclose that yesterday I was approached by the makers of some show called ‘Keep-’”
“YES YES 100% YES”
The Episode
It wasn’t even arguable at that point
Bruce went along with it, supposedly because turning it down would look “suspicious” but really he saw how happy it made his family
Their episode is WILD and widely regarded as the best one of the series
Starts out with a house tour led by Bruce and Alfred with meddling kids littered throughout the place
After that it follows them around a typical day and literally every scene is turned into a meme
Tim goes face first into a bowl of cereal after accidentally falling asleep at breakfast
The kids have a handstand contest to see who sits shotgun
There’s not enough room for all the kids in one car
Duke sits on Cass’ lap
Dick and Damian squeeze into the trunk between the jumper cables and a spare tire
Tim just jogs beside the car because he got there last
CARPOOL KARAOKE
Follows the kids getting ready for a press conference
No one can find Jason
Stephanie wears bright blue eyeshadow and refuses to take it off
Bruce goes to yell at Dick but literally cycles through every other name before he gives up
This happens
After the popularity, Bruce is again approached for a spinoff series
*deep sigh* “I can’t do this again…. I’m too weak…”
Notable Quotes
“And here’s the grand staircase whose- *loud crash* -railings are not intended to be a sliding board, Richard-”
Jason: “And here’s my room. Well, it was my room until some crackhead moved in.” Tim, off camera: “Stop calling me a crackhead! You know I was afraid of getting my flu shot!”
Camera man: “so you named your cat after your butler? Isn’t that a little weird?” Damian: “Look this cat in the eyes and tell me that he is not an Alfred.”
“I’m the only sane person in this family.” -everyone, at least once
“Screw you, Bruce! I wish Batman was my dad!”
“Superman wouldn’t treat me like this!”
Tim: “I’m running away to join the circus!” Dick: “Okay, first of all, any self-respecting circus wouldn’t even consider taking you. Secondly-”
Interviewer: “So Barbara, do you consider yourself a part of the Wayne family?” Babs: “Yes, but I’m hoping the emancipation papers go through smoothly.”
“Bruce trusted me, a seventeen year old, to run his entire billion dollar company and y’all think he’s Batman? Sad.”
Steph, to Bruce: “you’re just not that interesting to look at.”
ask and you shall receive - feel free to add on - requests open
What if.. Darling just decided to sacrifice herself for the Batfam, and after that, she starts going into an loop of sacrifices for them, again and again.
“𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.. 𝘋𝘖 𝘐𝘛 𝗔𝗚𝗔𝗜𝗡”
𝘞𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴: Obsession, unhealthy habits, time loop, manipulation, yan themes, yandere undertones, yan-platonic bat family, romantic- yan Jason Todd --- English is not my first language, consider it (por favor)
Fem reader
Batfam is cray cray, they see you as their daughter(sis) in law, and Jason sees you as his lover (HE GOT THE BIGGER TOOTH PICK AND HE IS SO HAPPY BECAUSE OF IT)
Kid- Damian ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Dad- Bruce
Teen- Tim ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Brother: Dick
Alfred - granpa ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Sister, family friends, animals: Cass, Duke,Steph and Babs, Alfred the cat and Titus.
Again.. when did it all started? Well.. it started.. a 500 loops ago, it was.. at first an act of "accidental" sacrifice. A child, who she didn't know, being used as a hostage by some other stupid villain, she decided it would be "lovely" to give up on her life, which was already ready to end, after all, a child should live a happy and peaceful life, her life was already on her..? Fuck.. she doesn't remember, but still, he should live, live the life she couldn't; then she did it, she jumped, got herself shot and saw the world burn as the great Dark Knight and his lil hero frienda showed up. She smiled, as she looked up at the little kid. Slowly, she saw herself walking towards a door, only to feel some strong hands on her shoulders, pulling her back, she looked back only to see herself again in the mirror, again, as if what she done didn't happen, as if it was just a shitty dream of her dying, she got up, dressed up and went to her.. life? As if she could call *It* that way, haha..
The day seemed the same, just some things different, maybe it was all a dream after all, but still, it felt really..soft to be dead, she wouldn't kill herself, but still... Comfortable, then again, she heard a crash, looking in the way of the loud noise, as if the dream was becoming real, the difference is that this time it was and old man, and a building breaking behind him. She widened her eyes, running to the old man, she helped him to get out of there, only to look behind and see that large building making a shadow, she looked at the old man that screamed to her to get out of there, only to hear the deafening sound of silence and a thin sound, she smiled, before closing her eyes again, and seeing the door, she walked towards It, only to feel that rough hands pulling her back again, she again looked back, only to see the door and the room, before waking up again. She was now unsure if it was *again* just a dream
Again the day seemed the same, again just some silly things were different, she looked at the clock, 10:00.. an loud crash and an teen boy screamed at the top of his lungs, she looked at his way and saw a villain, threatening the boy while hurting his arm with something that seemed like a dagger.. she then grabbed some thing and with all her rage and strengh she tossed it on his head, she only saw the last 10 seconds, the villain letting the teen go, and going towards her, all very slowly, she just looked at the teen, screaming at her to get out, but again, she just smiled and then she just heard again that deafening sound, the door, and she runned towards It again, but then, she fell, feeling someone, of something, drag her again. *Again* she woke up, tired, but still.. what If she didn't got out the house? No.. she wanted to see what would happen now.
And That's how we ended up on this Goddamn loop. Again, but why she can't just die? Why she must come back every time? Who pulls her back? Who are those people who she saves? Does she know them? Would she know them if she lived? Would she? She saved all of them, *all of them* The kid, the dad, the brother, the sister, the friends, the granpa, even animals! all of them, in loops, she even tried to get their names, but it was always too fast, too late, but still, who pulled her back? Why she couldn't pass through the door?
There she was.. their little star, their lil savior.. still, it felt so.. mean of them to let her die, after the 10th time, Alfred had to stop going, or he wouldn't be capable to look at her without feeling guilty when it was their time to rescue her, his lil grand-daughter-in-law, it was how he would call her, again, they looked at her by some window, the window of that room, the one she can't get in, not without their help. Today it was his first and last time getting saved before they got her, after all, they already knew their little star, she saw them 499 times before this one, today it was the day of her lover, the one who picked up the bigger toothpick and got to be her soon-to-be fiancé, She is not his lil star, she is his sun, the one he must pull back to save them, again, to be saved. He got ready, jumping into the reality, seeing all her daily rotine, before seeing 10:00 on the big clock, he then heard a bomb and saw her running towards him, ready to save him, then he perked up, not giving a single care in the world about the bomb, only about his goddess, his sun.
She stopped dead in her tracks when she saw someone new, who was he? Still, she had to save him, when she heard the tick tock, it all clicked on her mind, she ran to him, as if slow motion, trying to get him out of there, only to get picked up by him, finally, something different happened, when she saw she didn't die, she saw the bank exploding and all, but she didn't die, SHE DIDN'T DIE! She started sobbing, as she saw Batman and his family flying through the air to fight the villains, as she cried in the arms of the big, tall stranger, hugging him as he walked, not seeing where he was taking her. She again fell asleep, she saw the door, and didn't try to walk towards It, again crying as she thought she died again, in the arms of her "savior" but then, the door opened, she felt that same strong hands around her, this time caressing her hand and in her waist, as she walked towards the door, she saw all of them, the people who she saved, in some kind of living room, waiting for her, with open arms, as the person behind her leaned in, saying in her ear, before kissing her cheek and snuggling in her neck, as she looked at his dark curls with an white streak.
“𝗪𝗲𝗹𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲,𝘠/𝘕, 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳.. ”
Damian Al Ghul ~
& Alfred the cat
I just wanted to draw them)
Soft boy with a soft cat
Instagram // Kofi
Dick prob. came in to disturb the peace but ended up falling asleep instead lol
Instagram // Kofi
Dami comforting dick with his pets and by reading to him is a 10/10 hc and i couldn’t stop thinking about it
Instagram // Kofi
Homework sleepover
Why go to therapy when you have this masterpiece?
Did some research on Alfred (the Cat) and realised, my cat looked like Alfred (the Cat) —The white at the end of its tail :
Tim: Do you think Alfred is pregnant? Alfred looks pregnant.
Damian: Don't be ridiculous, Drake! First of all she has been spayed, second of all she has never had sexual intercourse.
Tim: You let her roam the manor grounds on her own, how are you so sure?
Damian: because I made sure every tom in the neighborhood knows I will defend her honour with my sword!
Jason, who has only just started to come back to the manor and does not know about Alfred the cat, overhearing this:
Batkids and Bathounds + Alfred, the cat. Various versions of Ace the Bathound !!! Note: The dog with Tim was from a HQ panel that I saw without context (I don't know exactly where it is from.) With Jason are Dog and Sparky.
