Do You Have A Twitter Account?

do you have a twitter account?

yeah but I didnt use it for a while. Thanks for asking though I know there’s tons of funny stuff in HOTD kingdom on Twitter.

That’s why sometimes I tell my friends I worry the mental health of my fandom.

(But I love it sick)

which one do you prefer, Lucemond or Jacegon?

I don't know because I love the -enemies to mortal enemies to enemies to lovers- vibe that Lucemond have

But I also love the -friends to having to choose family over friendship to enemies to trying to be friends again to bed partners to very much in love but afraid of getting hurt to everything going wrong in their lives to maybe we can make this work but let's not tell anyone to i wish the whole world knew i love you to secret lovers to both Aegon and Jacaerys have a lot of issues with self esteem and stuff and this makes their relationship difficult to trying to improve because they love each other so much and they can no longer imagine themselves without each other to finally lovers.- vibe that Jacegon have.

Lucerys: *prepare a full table of family dinner

Luke: How’s my cooking everyone? Be honest

Jace: Em...(chewing hardly)

Baela: Ah... (drinking lots of water)

Helaena: Hmm...(smiling awkwardly)

Joffrey & Daeron: (pretending to be whispering with each other to avoid answering)

Aemond: (stands up) I can’t f**king believe no one would dare to say it out

Luke: What is it?

Aemond: That everything is amazing. This is the best meal I ever had in my life. I’m so proud of you.

Luke: (*blush): Thank you. You are my favorite uncle.

Aegon: (throws up)

Luke: omg is it the food?

Aegon: No I’m allergic to hypocrisy

Modern family AU

When high school Omega!Luke bringing his boyfriend college Alpha!Aemond home during spring break

Daemon looks ready to scare the sh*t out of Aemond and kick him out but Rhaenyra tries to play it cool, so she let them be—

When Joffrey walks down the stairs,

Rhaenyra: What are they doing up there?

Joffrey: Idk. They’re playing Arctic Monkeys really loud in his room.

Joffrey: Mom can I ask a question?

Rhaenyra: Yes honey?

Joffrey: If Luke got pregnant would you ever pretend he was sick for a few months and then like, tell everyone the babies yours?

Rhaenyra:

Joffrey: You know just like the baby Aegon case.

Rhaenyra: Let me stop you right here—

Joffrey: I mean it’s really awesome to have a fake little brother who is really my nephew, again

Rhaenyra: First of all, baby Aegon is MY son. Not Jace’s, alright? You don’t have a nephew. Second, Luke is not getting pregnant!

Joffrey: okay mom...

Joffrey: But if that happened, i said if, what name would you give your fake-son-actual-grandson?

Rhaenyra:

One year later at a family gathering:

Rhaenyra: (holding an infant) Hi everyone, meet my new-born son baby Viserys—

*Suddenly wakes up from a nightmare, sweating, and then wakes Daemon immediately

Rhaenyra: You were right. Kick him out NOW.

Aegon: What about your promises?

Jace:

Aegon: Where is duty? Where is sacrifice?

Jace:

Aegon: How could you do this? Is this what I deserve in our wrecked marriage?

Jace: For the last time I ate that frozen yogurt by accident you don’t need to be so dramatic?

Kind reminder:

I don’t need education from you to tell me which fictional character I should or should not love. Your hatred & bitter words amuse me.

Call it want you want. This is why we can’t have nice things. I had the marvelous time ruining everything. Don’t blame me (Taylor’s version).

Just have fun