Bruh Chef Kiss To The The Concept (make Me A Platelet Go Feral) Of Alpha Jace Being Like Mama I Love

Bruh chef kiss to the the concept (make me a platelet go feral) of alpha jace being like mama I love omega aegon and I believe I can change him..Wed him to me…and aegon is like to his mom like mother I believe I can change wed me to literally anyone else but jace…the hilarious and awkward political movings between some who are completely incompetent in different ways…one who is a mamas boy who spend his life tucked away from court within dragons stone and doesn’t know the lay of the land and the other who has mommy issues who knows court but fucked around and found out by burning every bridge without thinking of the consequences

That’s the definition of comedy couple!!!

Must’ve tons of fun to live around and watch them. Like if I’m a kingsguard I would witness Jace literally dragging Aegon off the bed every morning and forcing him to wash, eat and train and attend court with Aeg screaming crying and wrestling the whole way…

Also I believe Aeg is not dumb at all like you said he knows the court. He knows the strengths and weaknesses of the great lords and ladies in seven kingdoms. He can be a good player of game of thrones if he wants to while Jace always stays a noble and just prince like the way he was raised which is a even more rare virtue in the capital.

It’s official then.

I’m the only one who have a special fondness for the extra fat beneath his chin —

Life Motto of Aegon ii (🥚:I’m so smart)

Bruh the awkward tense moment in the jaegon forced marriage au where aegon is told that he is pregnant by the court doctor and yhen tries to hide it from jace but nah my dude knew immediately and wasn’t gunna let aegon get away with lying about it for a sec even cause the dude has been wanting this for a very long time and aegon is forever now officially his haha 😂 jace probs be like having that shit eating grin and looking very pleased with himself meanwhile aegon is trying not to faint..Dude was probs banking on not getting pregnant right away after they wedding ceremony (it’s been barely a month since aegon was dragged home and wed to him lol jace was very busy getting busy with his new wife haha and he has been wanting this for the last decade so yea) and maybe his older age and drinking addiction would delay it even further but nah apparently Targaryen fgenes and fertility are just something out of this world lmao the chaos of dread and joy from the family when it was immediately announced at dinner that aegon was Preggo with the heir to the throne goddman the drama I love it haha

I laughed so hard that my tummy hurts!!

Aeg be like *wrapping bandages over his stomach when Jace walked in, asked “what are u so busy with?” Aeg awkwardly replied “nothing” and Jace grinned (like a devil) and sipped his wine “I thought you tried to hide the baby inside of you from us”. Aeg in shock: “You knew??? I thought the master was bought by me!” Jace sighed and told him “wouldn’t I be a terrible king if I was ignorant of such act right under my nose?” And watch fondly while Aeg taking the bandages off in anger.

Jace was so looking forward to his firstborn like u said he’d been wanting this for a long time so he was keen to talk about all kinds of plans he had for the babe like “We are to throw a great tournament and hunting event for him, bigger than your own second Nameday, Egg.” Aegon be like “how could i remember??? And you wasn’t born at that time either??? Are u listening to ur shit???”

Also this news gonna start a storm in the family and small council and the court. With some people genuinely happy for them, some plotting evil plans cause they didn’t like idea of Aegon and him carrying the heir, some amused and some in belief of the country was doomed :)

Modern AU - Luke’s college boyfriend

Jacegon being older and more experienced

Aegon: I’m meeting Jace tonight I need you to stay home covering it up for me

Aemond: Can’t do. I’m busy tonight

Aegon: What could you possibly be busy with? Studying for exam? Knitting a scarf? Going to your hair stylist’s?

Aemond: No. I promised Luke we’d Netflix and chill

Aegon: LMAO I’m afraid that means something different than you may think, little brother

Aemond: It means Luke and I are gonna have sex

Aegon: Oh

Aegon: I’m impressed

My friend sent this hilarious meme and I couldn’t help myself… so lucemond