Something That Makes Me Laugh Every Time I Think About It Is The Witcher From Filavandrels Perspective

something that makes me laugh every time i think about it is the witcher from filavandrel’s perspective like you kidnap this kid and a witcher and everything and as an apology for breaking his instrument you give him your own beautiful elven lute before letting them go and then that same guy goes on to´´ directly afterwards as a thank you write to this song thats so unbelievably racist against elves and it becomes like the biggest song of the next two decades 

ok um i saw this photo and

THEON?????????????

i wish all queer indigenous people a very pleasant pride/indigenous people’s month

samwell tarly is hands down the sexiest man in asoiaf. no questions.

In college we went to Shabbos dinner at the local Chabad house a lot and they’d renovated their garage into a big dining room where we’d eat. One night their 18 month old baby got into the kitchen and locked the door, effectively locking everyone else out of the house. It then became a game of “How quickly can we break into our own home without breaking any shabbos rules before the baby learns how to open drawers”. The baby was also their most mischievous child and the real danger was less her hurting herself and more that she loved opening and dumping bottles of grape juice and there were so many for her to get her hands on in the kitchen.

Eventually a hockey player tossed their 12 year old on the roof and he wiggled through an open second story window. It was the most fun shabbos dinner I’ve had to date

the chaotic energy of this anecdote is off the charts

if cruella n gone girl are the female joker and joker is the male joker whats the nonbinary joker