Pizza Tower But It's A Fighting Game (Fighting Tower? Fight Pizza Tower?! IDK)

Pizza tower but it's a fighting game (Fighting Tower? Fight Pizza Tower?! IDK) 👊💥

(many thanks to @polinakotlikesthev for translating the text, bc I couldn't)

This cannot be considered AU, these are ordinary thoughts. Sometimes I like to imagine something like that when I'm in a fandom.

I'm not going to tag all the characters here, it's going to be stressful. Anyway, have fun reading.

Character select

Peppino: Uses movements from his main moveset (in the game). Melee.

Noise: The same as Peppino + some stuff from his boss version (casting Noisy and other cheating techniques). Unlike Peppino does ranged combat but can also do melee as well.

Gustavo (+Brick): Usually is a melee fighter, due to his small height it's hard to hit him. Can sometimes throw brick into the opponent (Brick sits on the arena with a newspaper)

Pepperman: Melee fighter, does great damage but he's easy to hit due to his size (while he has enough health like in the original game). A literal tank.

Vigilante: Just like Gustavo he's hard to hit, but unlike him, Vigi does ranged combat throwing everything at you.

Fake Peppino: Usually mimics Peppino's movement in his own manner. Can repeat opponent's moves.

Pizzahead: Doesn't take fighting seriously at the start/does it in a cartoony way (2nd fase + end of a 3rd phase, like Peacock from Skullgirls). On the second round he fights more aggressively and quickly (like in scrapped 3rd phase). Melee/ranged combat.

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DLC character (Season 1 Pass)

Pizzaface: Melee fighter, can cast other creatures. Does great damage, punishes you for hits even harder. Uses different robot-thingies (like Big Band from Skullgirls).

Bruno: His style is like an ✨ elegant show-off✨. Uses improvised means (rolling-pins, knifes). Main weapon - wooden baking tray for pizza.

Pizzabrow: His style is closer to Pizzaface but he's weaker and rougher. Would use Tommy gun (while smoking a cigar) during a fight and brass knuckles.

Dougie Jones: Uses magic, often uses teleportation. Isn't very good at melee.

Pizzahead and Fake Peppino may be difficult to anger, but it's quite possible.

Pizzahead has a lot of patience, which explodes at the very last moment. It's going to be a very loud wave of anger and rage coming out of his mouth. He doesn't regret it.

Fake Peppino gets angry only if he is touched to the quick. He will try to literally kill you for it. Maybe it will get bigger in size. He regrets it.

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After they are REALLY pissed off, and they remember this moment later.

Pizzahead: Ha-ha! I don't know what came over me.

Fake Peppino: I don't know what came over me... (shrinks in the corner)

I love that Feppino learned about hugs from Pizzahead.

If Pizzahead and Fake Peppino try to hug in several layers, then they will need help to get out. And even the Pizzahead will need something for back pain (warmer with cold water or an anesthetic).

HUG HEADCANONS!!!

Peppino: Doesn't like them much but enjoys them heavily when he's crying. Doesn't give great hugs.

Gustavo: Loves hugs! Hugs not drugs! Gives good hugs! Squishy dad hugs!

Mr. Stick: Not much of a hugger. His hugs aren't the most comfortable as he is mostly bones.

Pepperman: Acts like he's too cool for hugs but secretly loves them. Great hugger. Bear hugs.

The Vigilante: Not a big hugger. Kind of weird to hug, he's kind of mushy and sticky.

The Noise: Acts like he doesn't like hugs but loves them. Not the biggest fan of touch though, so it has to be a good time. Gives ok hugs or the best hugs depending on the context. Risky, however, as he may bite instead.

Noisette: Hugs at any chance she can get. Might squeeze or lift her leg depending on how excited she is. Nice hugs! Falls asleep hugging a plushie, pillow, or The Noise. Constantly squeezing The Noise. he loves it

Fake Peppino: HUGS HUGS HUGS YAYYYY! Loves physical affection. Loves attention. Will wrap his arms around you multiple times, learned from Pizzahead. Not the most comfortable, he's squishy but sticky. Imagine hugging jello.

Pizzaface: Physically incapable of hugging. Will just slam face down on you. He thinks it's hilarious. Good luck surviving.

Pizzahead: LOVES HUGS!!!! Will celebrate every occasion with hugs! He and Noisette hug every time they see each other! Wraps his arms around you like Fake Peppino. A bit squishy, a little sticky, but not that bad of a hug. It's like hugging a bounce house.

Pillar John: LOVES HUGS! Big on physical affection. Will giggle when hugging. Oddly comfortable. Bear hugs. Big hugs. Strong hugs. Might accidentally squish you as he doesn't realize his own strength.

Gerome: Doesn't like hugs. Not a big fan of touch. Might give you a one armed half assed hug and pat you on the back. That's the most you'll get. Generally rejects hugs.

I fully support the YouTube comment regarding these two.

My title card and some of my favorite frames n such from my storyboard for the ep! 8)

(The context for the first picture is here)

Soft touches

And they are sitting for the last time under a tree, looking down on the kingdom. Patricia's imaginary friends have long since disappeared, only Avery is lying in her lap. It was Peacock's turn to leave.

Marie will never grow up again.

She will not become an adult outwardly, although she will behave as such. But she will have to watch her best friend grow up and slowly die.