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Bruno wasn't really dying. He moved out of the tower when he became more successful, but no one demolished the old building, and it remained untouched. PizzaBrow works at his restaurant, and is responsible for bills and other figures. And Bruno for the staff, the cooking, and the image of the place.
A sudden thought at one o'clock in the morning: Pizzabrow x Bruno (not Fake Peppino!)
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PB: My brother is acting like a clown.
B: A monster that looks like a human got into my pizzeria.
Then they look at each other and kiss passionately.
Pizza tower but it's a fighting game (Fighting Tower? Fight Pizza Tower?! IDK) 👊💥
(many thanks to @polinakotlikesthev for translating the text, bc I couldn't)
This cannot be considered AU, these are ordinary thoughts. Sometimes I like to imagine something like that when I'm in a fandom.
I'm not going to tag all the characters here, it's going to be stressful. Anyway, have fun reading.
Character select
Peppino: Uses movements from his main moveset (in the game). Melee.
Noise: The same as Peppino + some stuff from his boss version (casting Noisy and other cheating techniques). Unlike Peppino does ranged combat but can also do melee as well.
Gustavo (+Brick): Usually is a melee fighter, due to his small height it's hard to hit him. Can sometimes throw brick into the opponent (Brick sits on the arena with a newspaper)
Pepperman: Melee fighter, does great damage but he's easy to hit due to his size (while he has enough health like in the original game). A literal tank.
Vigilante: Just like Gustavo he's hard to hit, but unlike him, Vigi does ranged combat throwing everything at you.
Fake Peppino: Usually mimics Peppino's movement in his own manner. Can repeat opponent's moves.
Pizzahead: Doesn't take fighting seriously at the start/does it in a cartoony way (2nd fase + end of a 3rd phase, like Peacock from Skullgirls). On the second round he fights more aggressively and quickly (like in scrapped 3rd phase). Melee/ranged combat.
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DLC character (Season 1 Pass)
Pizzaface: Melee fighter, can cast other creatures. Does great damage, punishes you for hits even harder. Uses different robot-thingies (like Big Band from Skullgirls).
Bruno: His style is like an ✨ elegant show-off✨. Uses improvised means (rolling-pins, knifes). Main weapon - wooden baking tray for pizza.
Pizzabrow: His style is closer to Pizzaface but he's weaker and rougher. Would use Tommy gun (while smoking a cigar) during a fight and brass knuckles.
Dougie Jones: Uses magic, often uses teleportation. Isn't very good at melee.
Since I got the bbygirlifying pass here he is 😈
this is @rascal-rose​‘s btw jsjs hope you like it ^^