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Be veeewyy vewy quiet. It's cocksucking season.
I hate this stupid rabbit (don't check my liked posts)
What do you think you're doing? WAIT NO I SAID DON'T DO THAT NO WAITWAITWAIT
I'm waiting for someone to make the connections about me being small, loving plants, loving twisting words, loving making promises and deals (which I don't forget ie. Someone from college 3 years ago still owes me taco bell and a girl from freshman year of high school still owes me $2.) and also being allergic to iron. Like, bro. Come on.
PatHen
Let me show you how to dance 👠
Sneaky rat.
That is all.
(80) The heaviest burden.
Mermay #30 - Felisha Another great white mer from Tirak’s RP story. Felisha, a trickster who’s pretty good at her job befriending hapless jellyfish mermaids that get tangled up in the shark mer colony’s web of deceit... or at least pretending to. Which about sums her up.
A Faceful at Vidcon
Entry 1
Dear Diary,
Hi, I'm Drake Smith. I'm a tall and muscular black man that has a few secrets. One, is that I'm a shape-shifter who can change his appearance whenever I feel like it(except for my natural appearance, and I can only stay as someone for so long, I will get excruciating cramps and pains). Two, is that I have a certain crush on a youtuber with a big ass and three is that I have a fart fetish. The only problem is that the youtuber(Josh) is straight, so I will have to transform into a female to get him. And that is if I get a chance to even talk with him. Anyways wish me luck.
Entry 2
Dear Diary,
It was the first day of Vidcon and I transformed into the woman. I became short with the classic hourglass figure. I have big ol' tits and a hot ass with a tiny was waist. I didn't get to see him actually. He apparently wasn't here today, but I did get to meet some of his friends, Tyrone, Elliot, Elijah, and Moses. I think they will soon hook me up with him, since they know I'm interested.
Entry 3
Dear Diary,
It was day two of vidcon and today I finally got to meet Josh! He was shorter that I imagined, only 5' 7" and he had bad acne, but he said it only lasts a little bit. Elliot then commented "If your whole life is just a little bit; then yeah, I would say that's accurate,". We all laughed but I saw that Josh blushed out of embarrassment. I think he blushed because of me because we were in an empty corner of vidcon, so I was the only odd-ball. Regardless, tomorrow is the last day to sleep with Josh and I say that I have a pretty good chance.
Entry 4
Dear Diary,
I have to write this quick, because I invited Josh over to my place and he will be here in ten minutes! So, what happened today was just regular "at vidcon stuff" but it was just me and Josh. It wasn't grew because he made me walk in front of him. Probably checking out my ass, but I wanted to look at his, but getting a day with him wasn't all that had either. We bought merch, went to panels, and we went to Chipotle afterwards. He asked me what I wanted, but I needed him to eat foods that would make him gassy. So, I ordered two burritos with extra beans. At first they denied but I swayed the cashier a little bit and he made it happen. After we got out food I took a bite and said that it wasn't good and passed it to Josh and he ate one and saved the other for later. My plan was going perfectly, so I made my move and invited him to my hotel room. He agreed and he is now on his way!
*Out of diary*
After I finished the passage I began to have cramps, "Shit! Why now body," I said to myself. The cramps meant I will have to transform back, but they weren't suppose to come up until tommorrow. Then the worst happened. I heard a knock at my door and look through the peephole and it was Josh! "Hello, is anyone in there?" He said excitedly while the finishing the burrito from earlier. I began to run around and panic but he could hear me. "Hello, I can hear you running around in there," he said. I had no choice but to open the door.
"Hi," he said and hugged me. I quickly reached down and grabbed his cheeks. They were so soft and squishy and felt like a water bed. He was suprised when I did that but I looked at him and smiled. "Come on in," I said. He walked in and his butt just jiggled so beautifully and elegantly. Sliding in between each other.
"Wow! Nice room!" He said to me. "Unlike me. The guys pulled a prank on me and I was booked in a 1-star hotel that was complete shit. I couldn't even go in the bathroom cause the water was broken. I haven't taken a shit in a while, and I poop like twice a day!" He turned around at me with his gorgeous sea blue eyes. We stared at each other for a little bit until cramps hit me. "Uh, I'm sorry," I said trying to hide my cramps. "Don't be, it wasn't your fault," he said back to me. "So, you want to start?" I said to quickly get it over with. "Sure," Josh eagerly said back to me.
He was fast at taking off his clothes. He had his underwear off by the time I was just taking off my pants. I still had my make up on so I asked if I could take it off real quick. He said, "Go on ahead. I can wait," I really wasn't taking off my make up I was looking for my pain killer medicine perscribed to me by the agency I work for. They weren't there and I could see in the mirror that Josh was looking at me stroking at his already hard cock. It was bigger than I expected, probably around eight inches, but his ass was the real star of the show with me being able to see his perfectly smooth ass making a butt groove into the bed sheets.
This is where I thought I should make my deal. "Josh, I want you to do something for me while we are... doing it." I started off with. "What? I will do... a lot of things for you," he replied with. "I have a fart fetish and I want you to fart in my face," I said that while looking down and when I looked up at him his face was pure confusion yet excitement. "Oh, okay," he finally said after thinking about it for a minute or two. "Just warning you I haven't shit in a few days, so whatever comes out, comes out." He finished with and I was so excited.
Then all of a sudden a huge cramp hit me rendering me paralyzed for a second and falling to the floor. I screamed in pain and Josh came over to aid me. "What's happening?!" He yelled at me. "My medication is in the drawer on the right of the bed," I told him and he went to look for it, but it was too late.
I transformed slowly back into my normal self and I stood up holding the thong that I was using, to cover up my now-present dick. Josh was still around looking for the medication and his ass was so sweaty from panicking. I then stood up, all 6' 4" of muscular, me. I quickly for an erection from seeing Josh's ass. It was so hot and thick, even when bending over I still can't see his hole.
"Hey, I think I got them," Josh said as he turned around. He looked up and was me in all my glory and bolted towards the door. I caught before he could reach it and threw him on to the bed. "Who are you?!" He questioned. "I'm Drake. The girl you were dating. I'm a shapeshifter I diguises myself as her, so I could fuck you." Josh looked extremely confused and tried to get pass me, but it failed. He then ran into the bathroom and told me stay quiet for a while.
I then admitted defeat and sat on the bed next to Josh's butt groove and began to smell it. It was musky and smelled awful, but I loved it and I began to get hard again except for my cock looked longer. It was once eleven inches but now it looked more like twelve.
Josh than stepped out and saw my face in his butt groove and how big my cock was. "Hey, even though you lied. You are still pretty hot as a boy." He said. "I thought you were straight," I replied to him with. "Want to find out for sure?" He said back to me.
I quickly scooted on to the bed and he turned around and backed his ass on to me. "You ready?" He asked. "Yes," I said. His ass was only an inch away from my face and the smell was already bad. I still could not see his asshole, and it smelled as if he never cleaned his ass in his life. And then it began.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT
Josh let out the worst smelling fart in history, and it was loud too. The gas had immediately filled my lungs with toxins that I loved. He began to blow me and me cock seemed to be growing. It now felt like thirteen inches and he was going pass the mid-point of my dick and he kept farting with me blowing through a load every time he does.
"Here comes a big one," he said to me with my dick in his mouth.
FFFFFFFFFFPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPLOLOPLOP
It sounded wet and disgusting, like bubbles were coming out of his ass. Ten whole minutes of pure delight.
"Watch out this might be a turd," Josh warned me. He then grunted.
And he was right. The biggest shit I've ever seen come out of a human being, has left his ass. It seemed to split his ass right down the center and was soft and mushy with some consistency to stay solid. It was propelled by large amounts of gas behind it and it landed directly on my face. It was completely covering my face. My penis grew even more to fourteen inches and I decided to pay there eating at the pudding-like shit for a while until moving the shit to the side. "Josh get your ass on my dick now!" I ordered him. "Okay." He sounded as if he was up to something. Josh lifted his ass and then sat down with all his force straight on to my face, completely submerging me in his ass. And he let out the most rancid, raunchy, and toxic fart into my face suffocating me in it. The fart lasted for three minutes, and was solid expulsion into my nose, mouth, and eyes. It felt like I was about to pass out and my dick grew to fifteen inches. And he got up and squatted over my dick and sat down.
My dick was five inches pass his cheeks until it finally reached the asshole. And then Josh sat down all the way, and I was balls deep in him and he let out the biggest moan I have ever heard. I soon felt something deep within him. I told him about this and he replied with, "You really thought I was done with the shits?" And Josh started bouncing up and down on my dick and soon the poop was at his hole and he was at the top of my dick and as soon as he started sitting, he covered my dick. Wow, Josh is on my dick and covered it all with shit and began to bounce again. I think I grew again to sixteen inches inside him and I told, "Let's do doggie style. I want to do the work," and Josh obeyed staying balls deep and I began to break his ass and Josh's low moaning became huge, loud and frequent. All I could here was Josh moaning, his ass clapping, and me grunting after going through my twelfth load of the night. Josh said he began to shit again and I felt it and it came out around my dick again.
This went on until dawn and when we were finally too tired to carry on. Josh said "Last one," and I dove for his ass completely blocking everything out and getting to his hole. It was dark, humid and full of shit and I heard him grunt and it was smelliest, loudest, and longest one yet.
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSPLPLPPOOOLPLPPOLPLOP
Lasting for a whole hour and all I saw in his stretched out hole was a big, brown turd. When it hit me, the thing went everywhere in me. It went into my mouth and nose and I could hear the muffled laughing of Josh. The smell was too much and I passed out. When I awoke Josh was gone, but there was a note in my hand. It was a number and it said, "Call me."
Fair enough, this video is over one hour long, but trust me on this: You don’t wanna miss one minute of it. This video shows two hot straight guys, one being very curious for the other one. Step by step, always recording with the camera, they eventually end up having (oral) sex in the living room.
I wish this video was on tumblr, so you could play it directly here / in the app. If anyone finds it on tumblr, leave me a message so I can repost it then.
Look at this... 👀
Look at this... 👀 https://pin.it/4rw6P1H7d
