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Yes I'm the party healer, yeah they all use me as a Fleshlight, no none of them ever ask permission and yes I am the prettiest prince in town any more questio- h....hay I'm talking to someone he-eeEereeahhh

Btw Netflix this is who you're being mean to

Does anyone else just sit and think about the fact that Six of Crows is literally the perfect book?

Like, we have a morally grey character who's actually morally grey and has a real reason to push people away other than "once I killed someone in self defense, so I'm a terrible person and we can't be together." And every other character has a super fleshed out backstory as well, including real world problems that don't usually get talked about in fantasy books.

There's just as heavy an emphasis on platonic love as romantic love, instead of "I can fix him", it's "he can fix himself", there's a gay couple that's actually happy and not suffering every five pages, and all of the gay characters have personality traits outside of the fact that they're gay.

And speaking of the romance, it's so not rushed or sexualized. No one even kisses in the first book, but it's still so obvious how much they love each other. Each couple has such a different dynamic, and the way their pasts mirror each other? Perfection. (I also firmly believe that Kanej is the best couple in all of YA prove me wrong)

And then the diversity??? 3/7 of the lead characters are POCs, 4/7 are queer, 3 have disabilities, 2 have addictions, 2 have PTSD, 2 are religious, one was raised in a cult, and it's not one of those books that has diverse characters just for the sake of being diverse!

The plot is so unique, especially among fantasy books, and despite the fact that there's so many moving parts, there is not a single plot hole. And the CK auction scene will forever be one of the best end of series climaxes I have ever read.

So basically I don't get why other authors even try anymore cause I'm sorry but no matter how great their books are, it's not going to be Six of Crows.

our man out here just talkin about panties

Whole-heartedly BEGGING writers to unlearn everything schools taught you about how long a paragraph is. If theres a new subject, INCLUDING ACTIONS, theres a new paragraph. A paragraph can be a single word too btw stop making things unreadable

looking for a fic

hi everyone could anyone help me find a 911 fanfic where buck leaves the 118 and comes back a few years later with twins and his husband was a cop but was killed in action out in Washington and he lives next door to his in laws

This is so true and I fucking love it

i love the idea that part of the reason edwin is such a little bitch (affectionate) is that charles just fucking encourages it. the first time edwin gives him attitude in the attic (“because i wish not to” or something that) charles gives him the biggest heart eyes. and, like, edwin said he wasn’t great with people, so obviously he’s going off of charles’ responses to figure out how to interact with people. and charles very much likes it when edwin is bitchy.

which is why, when we see them in 2023, edwin is so cunty. because charles has spent 34 years fucking encouraging it and giving him heart eyes every time he acts like that.

Spike Fearn and Ethan Roberts Tell Me Everything 1.06

My current aesthetic is twink!jared getting fucked by Jensen, a renowned Hollywood actor, for the first time on set, and literally seeing Jensen bulging out of his stomach

((how did you know I have a belly bulge kink???))

But, yes. Y e s. Jensen being this 50-year-old actor that’s known everywhere in Hollywood, and Jared, still in his teens, trying to make a name for himself but struggling to. 

Jensen so graciously accepts to mentor him, which Jay is over the moon for. He thinks Jensen see’s potential in him to be a great actor (and he does, to an extent), but all Jensen’s been dreaming of since he met the boy is how pretty the lanky boy would look down in his knees and with his mouth stretched out impossibly wide to fit in Jensen’s thick length down his throat. 

Little does Jensen know, that Jared’s a man-killer. A heartbreaker and a siren all in one. Jensen nearly cries when Jared beautifully sinks his lubed up cunt onto Jensen’s thickness. It’s better than any pussy he’s ever had, and Jared knows the look Jensen has as he pounds up hard and fast into teenage-pussy. It’s the face of an addict. Jensen’s done for from the very first fuck. 

Jensen loves how skinny Jared is, and how flexible he is. When he shifts at just the right angle, Jensen’s cock bulges through Jay’s belly. Jared loved watched his stomach extend. Looking Jensen in the eyes, Jared says:

“It looks like you got me pregnant, you dirty old man.”

💞🍒💞

I imagine Jay being a sex spoiled brat who gets everything he wants from his daddy, after a while. Jensen does everything for him, because the sex is so good, and he’d do anything for Jared if it means he gets to keep fucking into his cunt day after day. Poor Jensen is forever pussy-drunk. 

Imagine Jared kitten licking at Jensen’s cock slit and asking him to get him a big acting gig and Jensen saying yes, yes, yes because he knows Jay won’t continue if he denies him. Spoiled sugar baby Jared is a dream 🍭

TIL

The actress who played Rowena and the actor who played God/Chuck on Supernatural are married and have two children together

Whoa

My biggest regret is not watching Supernatural or reading Destiel fanfiction sooner because for some reason I didn't find Misha Collins

I still don't know what was wrong with me and I deeply regret my sinful actions and now understand the beauty of Misha Collins

"Read to me, Edwin"

I remember reading a nice Fanfiction where Charles could only relax and calm down if Edwin was reading to him but sadly I forgot to save it😫 but yes that's my headcanon too. Specially under emotional stress Edwin's voice is what soothes him and grounds him the most.

friends with benefit? nah. enemies with benefits. I hate you so much but god do you taste good. you’re so fucking incompetent. I wanna get my hands all over you. you look ridiculous in that shirt. take it off. you are insufferable. I need you desperately.

where were you when you found out trump got shot

Hi! Do you have any fic recs where Derek and Scott are brothers (or at least very closely related)? Thanks in advance! You’re great <3

Sure thing!

little spoon by bibliosexual

(2/2 I 6,455 I Teen I Sterek)

To save money while attending college in NYC, Stiles and Derek decide to rent one tiny apartment together. With one bed.

as dear as a brother by endversed

(10/10 I 10,385 I Explicit I Sterek)

“You are not allowed to sleep with him,” Scott says.

“You’re not the boss of me,” Stiles scoffs.

Stiles and Scott become best friends at college. Derek is Scott's hot older brother.

Please Don't Say You Love Me ('Cause I Might Not Say It Back) by Tamyou

(17/17 I 36,829 I Mature I Sterek)

'Derek glanced at Stiles, who's smile dissolved into a light frown. He moved his hands again, and Derek flicked his eyes back to Sheriff Stilinski, silently asking for help. The Sheriff took a few steps forwards.

"Stiles is mute." He said.'

AU in which Stiles is mute and Derek is a college drop out.

Got To Get You Into My Life by NekoAliceYamiYaoi

(27/27 I 89.314 I Teen I Sterek)

While on summer vacations with his best friend, Stiles never thought that he would fall for Scott's step-brother, the devilish handsome Derek. At the same time Scott feels a little attracted to his brother's best friend, Isaac.

But We're Still Sleeping Like We're Lovers by CharWright5

(15/15 I 109,744 I Explicit I Sterek)

There are several things Stiles Stilinski knows to be facts: he's a werecoyote like his parents; his twin sister Malia could use a filter more than him; he's an Omega and terrified of his upcoming heat; and Derek Hale-McCall will never see him as anything more than his kid brother's best friend. Doesn't stop Stiles from asking the Alpha to help him during his heat. Or from developing some serious feelings that go beyond the bedroom. Basically, he's totally screwed, in more ways than one.

Unforgettable by Sallyasher1994

(18/18 I 161,510 I Explicit I Sterek)

“No, I guess not,” Stiles shakes his head distractedly, “What’s this about anyway?” What was it about? Had his dad called and complained about his attitude over the phone? Technically it was made from a work station but it was a personal phone call. He can’t get in trouble for that right? Then Stiles thought about how his stand in boss had mentioned Derek. Derek who is in Beacon Hills right now. Within driving distance of his father. All alone. Without his scrawny, children’s book comparison of a husband to defend him. Stiles felt his heart sink with dread. What had his dad done?

“Everyone get your go bags, we’re heading to Beacon Hills,” - Derek and Stiles are married and work for the FBI, with Scott, Stiles best friend and Derek’s brother. Stiles has always struggled with his father hating Derek, but he never thought it would culminate in the man arresting Derek for several murders. Stiles and Scott have to take the team to their home now and see if they can not only free Derek, but also catch a killer, and do it before anyone else gets hurt… they can’t do all three.

Ghost: Johnny, do you remember when we agreed we were better off as friends?

Soap, naked in Simon’s bed: No.

Ghost, already taking his clothes off: Me neither.

maybe if men touched each other gently more often like women do, they wouldn’t be so grouchy all the time

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Normal conversations to have on the plane

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People always talk about the Kaz and Wylan parrells but have we ACTUALLY went in and talked about them??

They both lost their parents around the exact same time. In the books Kaz is one year older then Wylan and his dad died when he was nine. Marya had "died" whenever Wylan was eight years old. Both had their lives flipped upside for the worst in the SAME YEAR.

Both of them had their lives ruined by a man they put all their trust in and fought to get revenge for. With they BOTH did.

Kaz only fought back because he wanted revenge for Jordie. Jordie was his sole purpose for ticking and going after Pekka. Wylan's was Marya. His mother. Throughout the first book despite wanting to get back at his father, he still feels guilt and is more afraid of him then revengeful. But after he learns his mother is alive?? After he learns what his father did to her? That is his motive. That is what kept Wylan going. And Kaz knew that.

PWATER WATER WATER DORNWING REBIRTHING SO MANY PARALLELS OH MY GOD

Both Kaz and Wylan were rebirthed from the water. Kaz states that the child he used to be had died, and for Wylan's sake its the same. Wylan Van Eck died that night just like Kaz Retived did. The only difference was that Wylan didn't kill who he was. He just pushed him down.

(Fun fact to note that Wylan has his own scheming face as well others point out)

And the show does not hold back on these parallels as well but also shows how opposite these two are. Both of them hid so much of themselves from the person they loved and they BOTH admitted it in a momment of trust. Wylan asking Jepser what his passport says, and Kaz telling Inej about how pekka killed his brother. And even then they both still hide the full truth. But unlike Kaz, Wylan doesn't pull away from Jesper. Even if he doesn't tell him that he is a Van Eck. Wylan accepts the key. Kaz keeps his armor on.

Wylan had every chance to become Kaz, and Kaz had every chance to become Wylan.

rosestarkiller having nasty, nasty sex hmmmmmm

barty thrusting into regulus as evan fucks him from behind. evan smoking gillyweed while barty and reg take turns sucking his dick. regulus begging for both his boyfriends to please cum already but when they do they find other things in their dorm to put inside his boyhole. regulus choking evan while riding him just to get that smug grin off of his face.

but also: established rosekiller pining after regulus. barty whispering to evan as a sleeping regulus is tucked safely in his arms, "i want him. you want him. what's the fucking problem, rosie?"

"the problem is that he doesn't."

"the problem is that we don't know shit. we thought regulus didn't like cock, then i get a fucking handjob after he wins a match against gryffindor. thought the first time with reg was an accident, and then somehow, he keeps accidentally landing on your dick. i guess you accidentally make him cum all the time, too."

"the problem is that his brother suddenly wants him back. wants him with good people and away from us. that regulus is desperate enough to make that deal if it gets him his brother back. the problem is that he pretends this isn't important. the problem is that we make sense, but with regulus we. don't. i won't fall in love with a pipedream. i refuse to."

"you think you'll stop wanting him when the high wears off. you hate him for making you feel this way."

"you don't."

"love, it's always been you two. couldn't possibly think of hating either of you. you and i ruin each other perfectly, don't you think? but wouldn't we make the entire world weep is they saw all of us together?"

"you want a dream."

"maybe i do."