All I Want Is For Someone To Write All The Other Geralts Coming Into The Netflix Universe And Being Like

All i want is for someone to write all the other Geralts coming into the netflix universe and being like "What the fuck, dude? How can you be so mean to your bard? That's our bard! WE LOVE OUR BARD!" fhwaofhawhphwa Love to imagine Jaskier getting progressively more and more insecure as he meets each new jaskier/dandelion, because if all of these Jaskiers got their Geralt to love him, it must be a problem with him, right? Only for the other Geralts to get Netflix Geralt's head out of his ass so he can treat his bard right and admit he loves him with all his heart lmfao

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Prompt 10

Geralt has monstrous eyes. He has claw-like nails. He has fangs. His skin is deathly pale. He is disgusting to look at. Everyone thinks so. He's beginning to realize he loves Jaskier, but surely someone as gorgeous as Jaskier would never want anything to do with someTHING like him. Jaskier is about to start ripping his hair out and frothing at the mouth he loves Geralt so much. Jaskier's kink is Geralt. Just Geralt. And all the "weird" traits Geralt seeks to hide from him just make Jaskier love him more. But it's been a decade of flirting with the dunce. Surely if Geralt felt the same way, he'd bring it up by now? There's no way he's THIS oblivious to Jaskier's love for him, right? Right?

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Jaskier would be so proud

Prompt 8

Jaskier keeps writing sad songs about some "Her", and how "She" will never know how much he adores her. Jaskier ends up crying while composing a song and Geralt finally has had enough and demands to know who this lady that's letting his friend drown in longing is. And then Jaskier lets it slip that there is no "her", it's been a him the entire time. And that him is Geralt. OBVIOUSLY it ends in vigorous making out

Prompt 13

How was Jaskier supposed to know that the lovely woman he spent the night with had a husband? Let alone a husband in a big scary poacher gang? So Jaskier is hauling ass through the forest, only to get his leg caught in a beartrap. He faceplants (very daintily, prettily, and most certainly not with an embarrassing wail, thank you very much) and begins sobbing with the pain. Not to mention his cheap lute breaking into splinters. Great. Just great. What a LOVELY day he's having! A pure white werewolf with bright golden eyes suddenly prowls out of the bushes, growling at him, and Jaskier decides that today really is his worst day. No matter how majestic the beast is, this is cearly the end of Jaskier the bard. He sobs and begs to live, apologizing profusely, and the last thing he sees is the monstrous snout getting closer. Geralt, the werewolf, is stalking for food for his pack, only to come across one of those humans in their own traps. Except... This human isn't one of them. He's wearing brightly colored delicate clothing, and wasn't familiar with where their traps were. It's an innocent human. One that smells very nice, under all the stench of blood and fear. Wolf!Geralt creeps closer, and pries open the trap, intending on releasing the human back into the wild, but it just kind of stares at him in horror before passing out. Hm. Well, it appears it needs more care than he initially thought. So imagine the other witcher's surprise when he doesn't bring food back to the pack, but instead brings a human to patch up. The moon dips out of the sky, they all turn back into their witcher-human forms, and now they're all SCRAMBLING over what they're meant to do!? HOW DO YOU CARE FOR A HUMAN AGAIN??? FUCK- I DON'T KNOW! Geralt stop petting him, he doesn't like that, he's human, not a wolf! What do you mean he likes it? Oh shit- EVERYONE QUICK PET HIM! No wait- He doesn't like it any more- One at a time pet him! And uh- Fuck- What do normal people eat!?

♡!Optional addons!♡ • (ORIGINALLY A TAG) Is Aiden a werecat or also a werewolf? And if he is a werewolf (and/or a werecat I suppose), perhaps he's from a rival pack (against his will) and needs to be rescued by Lambert as a sideplot • Maybe the poachers find poor trapped Jaskier and Geralt has to fight them off first, or perhaps they come back later, intent on killing the White Wolf • Perhaps Geralt turns Jaskier into a werewolf (Either with his consent or without his consent ONLY if he has to do it to save his life, we don't fuck with forced bonds here, people)

Prompt 16

Jaskier gifts Geralt something at least once a month. A silly horse knick-knack that reminded him of Roach, some rock he found, a flower (that's the most frequent). New gloves, new boots, gear, a sword sharpener, really, at least once a year Geralt has something new that means the world to him. So he keeps them all in his room in Kaer Morhen. Which means that every winter his brothers start trying to squeeze out information about who gives him these presents. Year by year, Lambert and Eskel tackle him and demand to know who gives him PERSONALIZED HAIR-TIES, GERALT! PERSONALIZED HAIR-TIES! AND IS THAT A FUCKING THROW PILLOW WITH FLOWERS ON IT!?

One year, they finally, FINALLY, get out the information that it's the bard he travels with. But surely if he gives him this many gifts and has stayed this many years, he should be spending at least one winter in Kaer Morhen with them, right? Geralt gets all sheepish and snaps at them to leave it alone and to stop bringing up "Jask." Well! A brother's gotta do what a brother's gotta do. Thus commences Lambert and Eskel's race to see who can find Geralt's bard first, and invite him up for the winter so they can wingman their poor emotionally constipated brother