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Pro tip: Talking Words Factory makes your horns shiny.

My tail has gotten stuck in the door and it refuses to open. Bribing it with food has not worked. Send help.

GOD I hate it when that happens

Fuuuck we left the back door open last night andthe whole kitchen got out

Did you not see the sign?????

I very clearly wrote down that this was Mimic starter and to stay at least 10 feet away.

your sourdough starter fucking bit me

I thought this was known? The demons falling from heaven was the first example of unionizing in biblical canon

so if demons are sticklers for contracts, demand high payment for their services, and have firm/specific rules regarding summoning rituals (aka the hiring process & availability of their labor)—what i'm hearing is demons are fully unionized

Oh yeah, my Omega Mart does that!

im gonna fucking shit my pants im shitting myself im SHITTING

Something is terribly wrong with the king