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this is canon and has happened okay i was there i swear

ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE BROTHER I DID NOT SLEEP LAST NIGHT !!!

closeups under the cut

Pro tip: Talking Words Factory makes your horns shiny.

My tail has gotten stuck in the door and it refuses to open. Bribing it with food has not worked. Send help.

philosophers call this "the lando effect"

HELP. ME.

Source: Lando's insta story

back on my eagle x roach bs... pretty sure i'm the only person who ships this 😔 going to have to start my own tag for them

i'm pretty sure there are similar hc to this but the headcanon i have about mr alfred pennyworth -one that you can pry from my dead cold hands- is that he's some kind of eldritch creature that took interest in humanity a few centuries ago and decided to become part of human society.

he was intrigued and fascinated by them so he chose to live among them, as one of them. he doesn't wish to alter anything majorly; yeah he's been part of wars and whatnot, but he mainly enjoys watching and observing how humanity grows all on their own.

alfred pennyworth was not his first name, but it's the one he's come to cherish the most because of the memories that come attached.

the batclan know yet not know. they CHOOSE not to know. cause alfred is alfred.

there have been huge uncanny valley-esque moments, but it's wtv cause alfred. is. alfred.

like when the lights always flicker when alfred is immensely displeased with someone. or how alfred always seems to understand the message, no matter how vague, or even non-verbal, you are about it. or how alfred always seems fine no matter how many years have passed. or how strong and able bodied he seems to be. or how he's always there, just when you need assistance. or how he knows where everyone is at any time. or how you would think he'd be a bit forgetful in his old age, but the man remembers every tiny detail, from things like mentioning you liked art to things like what color were the socks he laid out for one of his charges. or how even the gotham rogues know to steer clear of that butler because last time one of them tried, well, they haven't spoken on the subject but arkham staff say that they have been quiet ever since, only occasionally scream for no apparent reason when left alone for too long.

alfred is alfred, any bat would say. and that's what it is, really. alfred is alfred.

extra: when you go to the museum, you can see small little depictions of him in old paintings and even writings about a creature who took to mankind and made it its mission to nurture and care those who were down on their luck and help them achieve a higher purpose. alfred was there for many others before the batclan but he will admit that the batclan is so far who he has become fondest of.

I would like to nominate "You promised" "I know" as one of the most heartbreaking exchanges in the english language

i was going to respond seriously to this comment on one of my posts but the last part completely obliterated my train of thought and my will to engage with this person

I like the theory of kris being the poncho human because it can help imply the theory that undertale is post-scratch deltarune and it's the whole ancestors thing

Missed opportunities/ HCs:

Erica, Eddie, Billy, Max, and Robin as the five major pains in Steve Harrington's ass

Robin and Billy judging h*m*ph*bes

Billy and Erica being the fashion police

Billy, Jonathan, Eddie, and Argyle getting high together

Robin and Billy being Will's gay counselors

Billy and Eddie arguing over the best Metallica songs

Eddie finding out that Billy listens to Blondie and Madonna

Eddie being a graffiti artist

Eddie and Billy screaming to ACDC in Billy's Camaro

Wayne helping Billy fix his car

Hopper helping clear Eddie's name

Billy and Eddie being each other's defense attorney and hype machine

Hopper helping Billy get a job

Eddie jogging up to get his diploma naked (with the words "This is my year Henderson" tattooed across his chest)

Eddie's hair accidentally catching fire when he lights up a smoke

Billy teaching the kids how to surf (he still has a key to the pool)

Billy taking pottery classes just so he and Steve can recreate that one Ghost scene with the pottery wheel (Eddie in the background playing Unchained Melody)

Steve taking Billy to the same high end salon he goes to

Steve wearing glasses

Erica, Max, and Eleven having a girls' night (with Billy, who pretends to be reluctant but is really giddy about being included)

Billy and Lucas playing basketball

Billy booing Jason during that ass speech

Eddie and Billy walking on cafeteria tables together

Billy being a book nerd

Billy has a knack for interior design (based off of Dacre hehe)

Eddie with a braid

Eleven and Max doing Billy's hair (it gets really long, like Eddie's)

Billy being self conscious about his ears (that's why he never tucks his hair behind them)

Billy being a big cuddler

Billy sleeping with a study guide under his pillow

Eddie copying off of Billy while Billy is copying off of Steve

Eddie getting a tattoo of the multiple choice answers to a test (only to find out the questions were not in fact in the same order)

Eddie doing homework on a unit that they went over three weeks ago

Eddie attempting a seance to have historical figures help him out with history

Eddie jumping on Billy's back (Billy's gotten used to it after a while)

Billy is a huge flirt, but when Steve turns the tables on him, he's undone

Billy giving Max and El rock n roll education (his eyes get all lit up, and he makes motions with his hands- that's when Steve really knew it was more than just a crush) + Eddie butting in just to argue with him

Eddie owning a pet lizard

Billy going to every one of Lucas's games (he cheers louder than Steve)

Robin letting the Party into Scoops Ahoy after hours so they can play D & D and eat ice cream

Jonathan giving Mike the "be nice to my brother or I'll gut you" talk (Billy, Robin and Max behind Jonathan, giving Mike death glares)

Eddie teaching Billy how to hot wire a car without hurting himself

Billy letting Eddie use some of his cologne (bc let's face it Eddie probably doesn't wear deodorant I'm sorry-)

Billy taking the girls to get their ears repierced, and they pick out earrings for each other

Eddie stealing Billy's clothes

Billy stealing Steve's clothes (the fabrics totally gonna tear, let's be honest)

Billy being really chubby when he was a kid, and trying to hide his childhood pictures from Steve and Eddie because he thinks they'll make fun of him (he has a fear that if he gets chubby again that they'll leave him, bc in his mind they only stick around because he's fit)

+Billy gaining a few (Joyce is a great cook, and Argyle brings him pizzas that taste like home) and hiding away in hoodies. Eddie and Steve pick up on this pretty quick, and they try helping him feel better in his own skin by offering words of affirmation that have nothing to do with physical features, and showing extra affection to the places in his body that he hates

Billy is ticklish

Argyle only makes good pizza when he's high (not that you could tell the difference between him not being stoned 😭)

Billy and Eddie burning down the old Hargrove house after Neil died (a mysterious death in which he was eating dinner and suddenly started choking)

Eddie being a true crime buff

Billy starting a self defense class (he has favorites)

Eddie and Joyce bonding over conspiracy theories

Hopper teaching Billy and Eddie how to barbecue

Joyce and Billy cooking together

Billy being the 80s' Gordon Ramsay

Billy playing football with the kids (Erica, El, and Max are on his team)

Billy being a referee for Erica's soccer games (hc that she plays soccer because she kicked that jock's ass)

Eddie, Steve, and Billy fighting over who takes the longest time on their hair (it's Steve)

Max singing the wrong lyrics to songs on purpose just to get Billy and Eddie riled up

Chrissy teaching El and Erica cheer routines

Jonathan and Nancy breaking up (bc Jonathan is gay for Argyle and Nancy is in love with Robin)

Jonathan and Steve becoming better friends

El deciding she and Mike are better off as friends, because she needs to work on recovering from her trauma (they both do)

Billy craving hugs (he doesn't know how to ask, and doesn't want to be a burden/annoyance, so he tugs on people's clothes or pokes them in the shoulder lightly)

Has it ever occurred to you guys that Hawks pulled the biggest “source: trust me bro” and thought he could get away with it

I'm never playing Obey Me again.

(the devs will now get upset and give Asmo a birthday event)

One of the funniest (likely unintentional) timeline fuck-ups in BG3, in my opinion, is the implication that Gortash just... straight-up lied about being the Chosen of Bane when he first met Durge.

In Memoir Notes with Recent Addenda, Gortash writes this:

- The Bhaalspawn and I work together on a heist from the House of Wonders and, discovering common goals, forge an alliance. - In dreams, the Bhaalspawn and I are visited by Bhaal and Bane, who name us their Chosen and command us to seek out and ally with Ketheric Thorm, the Chosen of Myrkul.

Since the rest of the notes all seem to be written in chronological order, we can assume that they became their gods' Chosen at some point after their first meeting.

However, the book you find in Durge's old room, describing the aforementioned museum heist, has these two lines:

I shall savage the museum's guards fighting along with this Chosen of Bane...

and

...it will be the perfect test of this supposed Chosen's mettle in combat.

Durge refers to Gortash as the Chosen of Bane, even though — according to Gortash's own timeline — he wouldn't have been Chosen yet.

Is it just a minor mistake by the game writers/developers? Probably.

Is it hilarious to imagine Gortash lying about being the Chosen of Bane, all to impress some Bhaalspawn he just met? Absolutely.

Villain nicknames hit harder for some reason.

I have a deep love for really cool nicknames that villains call the heroes for the theatrics.

Like Bill Cypher from Gravity Falls calling Dipper ‘Pine Tree’ or Mabel ‘Shooting Star’.

Or Darius from The Owl House (I know he wasn’t actually evil) calling Raine ‘Songbird’ or Hunter ‘Little Prince’.

Like it’s just the best nickname but the villain comes up with it. It would have been so cute as a genuine nickname but then they go and use it evilly. The venom in their voice when they say it too. It makes me think of that meme that goes ‘you want me so bad it makes you look stupid.’

Villains have a way of making nicknames sound better. Even something simple like Kipps (also not a villain, just a bit of a bully at first) calling Lockwood ‘Tony.’

pukicho are you in any way related to the pikachu man

Tumblr based him off of me. “How do you know”, you ask? I made it up in my head!

I would love to know what the age difference between these two are. Just curious.

BECAUSE CITING SOURCES KILLED MY GRANDMA, OKAY?

i think they'd get along

+bonus guzi