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The moth child was there while I awoke this morning. I don't have a working heart, but having a looming figure with beating wings and six arms would surely make it jump to your throat of you saw what I awoke to. Especially when they utter nonsense about lamps and green fields beyond reality

I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do about that other than give her a pat on the shoulder and propose some tea.

Moon says that she just likes the light we give, but I'm pretty sure she just wants to eat my horns.

Big naturals... small naturals. Doesnt matter to me. The only thing natural is the love for tits amen

we've got some real philosophers in the askbox tonight. so fucking real

Did you not see the sign?????

I very clearly wrote down that this was Mimic starter and to stay at least 10 feet away.

your sourdough starter fucking bit me

I’m. How????

Update:

I have been a given a thing called a "Leap Pad" until the door is ready to let go. I don't know what the purpose of those "Leapfrog games" are but Yormp has told me that it will help in the long run.

I don't know what she means by that. The pictures are nice.

My tail has gotten stuck in the door and it refuses to open. Bribing it with food has not worked. Send help.