Getranched - Ranch Dressing

Did you not see the sign?????

I very clearly wrote down that this was Mimic starter and to stay at least 10 feet away.

your sourdough starter fucking bit me

My tail has gotten stuck in the door and it refuses to open. Bribing it with food has not worked. Send help.

Moths don’t eat light!

The moth child was there while I awoke this morning. I don't have a working heart, but having a looming figure with beating wings and six arms would surely make it jump to your throat of you saw what I awoke to. Especially when they utter nonsense about lamps and green fields beyond reality

I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do about that other than give her a pat on the shoulder and propose some tea.

Moon says that she just likes the light we give, but I'm pretty sure she just wants to eat my horns.

ok so to clarify what my hobbies are bc i suddenly feel like i need to do that Uh i just hunt people or animals either one idc it's fun and if i win i get a yummy treat (their meat) other than that i just gorge my brain on sonic bullshit

should i make my mouth green yes or no I THINK ITD BE COOL a new look, even