Twst Incorrect Quotes#07

Twst incorrect quotes#07

Ace: Alright Deuce, Epel. Let's go over this one more time.

Ace: If something breaks?

Deuce: We try to fix it before Yuu gets home.

Ace: If it doesn't work?

Epel: We blame Grim.

Grim: Seriously guys, what the hell?!

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Vargus: Why are you like this??

Yuu: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.

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Kalim: I'm cold.

Jamil: Here, take my hoodie.

*meanwhile*

Ace: I'm cold.

Yuu: I can't control the fuckin' weather, Ace.

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Riddle: How was your day, Ace?

Ace: Yeah, fine, it's anti-bullying week at school.

Riddle: Oh? And what does that mean?

Ace: It means I can't bully anyone for a whole week.

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*The Squad is on the bus, and a child is crying*

Vil: *rolls eyes to the sky*

Lilia: *makes funny faces to get them to stop*

Jamil: *puts their earphones on at 100% volume*

Epel: *doesn't mind, doesn't bother*

Floyd: *is the reason they're crying*

Yuu: *enjoys in silence*

Twst incorrect quotes #10

Cater: You want to know why people are so afraid of clowns? Well you know what people say about how their feet aren't the only thing that's big? And how people who drive really big cars have small dicks? Well clowns are out there with their big feet and tiny cars…

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Yuu: Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.

Yuu: I need my socks.

Yuu: I only have 3 pairs.

Yuu: How the fuck did I lose them.

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Yuu: I once tried to play a pirated copy of Twisted Wonderland, when (favorite character) jumped out of my phone! We are currently married with three beautiful children and a summer house in Lisbon.

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*Another overblot happens*

Yuu: Well, needless to say. Uh-oh Spaghetti-os.

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Yuu and Ruggie: *slowly pushes a cannon into a 17th century bank* Okay everyone, be cool. This is a robbery.

Yuu: Yo, Azul!

Yuu: What kind of octopus are you?

Azul: Why..?

Yuu: I wish to know how edible you are.

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Yuu: Happy Christmas bitches!

Yuu: Now, I can't give any of ya'll shit 'cause I be broke.

Yuu: For that I'm sorry. But I sure as HELL expect presents.

Yuu: Now I'm gonna go and hang with Tsunataro while you all freak out about how you didn't get me anything but, at like, the end of the day you somehow get me something and I'm gonna have to act like it's the best present in the world while knowing some of ya'll didn't do nothin while the rich ones get me something that's expensive, or just plain money in Leona's case. Don't worry about it though Ruggie, we broke besties.

Yuu: Shit. I went on a whole monolouge.

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