Man Nothing Makes This World Feel More Dystopian For Me Then Watching 6 Year Olds Pull Out Nicer Phones
Man nothing makes this world feel more dystopian for me then watching 6 year olds pull out nicer phones that mine
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My brain honestly needs to learn how to prioritize it’s actions better. If I sing while I’m driving 100% of my brain power goes to singing and driving is just left up to muscle memory. Like I know this song is a bop but we should probably use at least 10% of our focus on trying not to crash the damn car.
Got stoned listening to French music. Unfortunately I got so high I forgot that I had French music on and just though I was so high I couldn’t understand English anymore. Whoops
ER Nurse: So you’re a chef?
Me: Yep. Have been for 2 years now.
ER Nurse: How’d you manage to cut your finger then? Aren’t you trained with knives.
Me: I never said I was a good chef.
I can’t even blame babies for wanting to stick their hands in fire. I’m a grown ass adult and I want to stick my hands in fire. Fire is fucking gorgeous and God nerfed us by making it deadly.
Who on earth decided things could start before 10 am. What absolute jackass thought that it was a good idea to fuck over the night owls like that. Props to you for being able to wake up early and just start your day but I don’t start functioning properly till noon sir.