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Man Nothing Makes This World Feel More Dystopian For Me Then Watching 6 Year Olds Pull Out Nicer Phones

Man nothing makes this world feel more dystopian for me then watching 6 year olds pull out nicer phones that mine


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4 years ago

My brain honestly needs to learn how to prioritize it’s actions better. If I sing while I’m driving 100% of my brain power goes to singing and driving is just left up to muscle memory. Like I know this song is a bop but we should probably use at least 10% of our focus on trying not to crash the damn car.


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4 years ago

Got stoned listening to French music. Unfortunately I got so high I forgot that I had French music on and just though I was so high I couldn’t understand English anymore. Whoops


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4 years ago

ER Nurse: So you’re a chef?

Me: Yep. Have been for 2 years now.

ER Nurse: How’d you manage to cut your finger then? Aren’t you trained with knives.

Me: I never said I was a good chef.


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4 years ago

I can’t even blame babies for wanting to stick their hands in fire. I’m a grown ass adult and I want to stick my hands in fire. Fire is fucking gorgeous and God nerfed us by making it deadly.

4 years ago

Who on earth decided things could start before 10 am. What absolute jackass thought that it was a good idea to fuck over the night owls like that. Props to you for being able to wake up early and just start your day but I don’t start functioning properly till noon sir.


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