Remember How I Said I Was Hyperfixating On Lava Lamps? Well...

Remember how I said I was hyperfixating on lava lamps? Well...

I may or may not have ordered this sweet new galaxy-themed glitter lamp as a reward for cleaning my room. It's hard to see with this lighting, but the base and cap have galaxy print on them. It's awesome. I love it.

My one dog, Timmy, is a bit confused by the glitter, though. He saw the reflections on the wall, and he stared at them for about ten seconds because he had no idea what they were. He's a silly old man. I love him. :)

The votes are in.

This criminal is coming to my house.

(And also Sucklet because I had a bit of a windfall and wanted to treat myself for surviving three separate attacks on my body.)

Disregard my previous post, for I have discovered Sucklet!

So now I'm torn between Peepy and Sucklet. I know for sure that I should limit myself to one. I don't want to bankrupt myself with plushies. Therefore, I'm revising my previous poll to include all the available Sucklet options, too.

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You know how there's a stereotype about universities/colleges being super liberal and progressive?

Forget that.

On my way to class just now, I overheard some blatant enbyphobia. It was a conversation between three other students complaining about how nonbinary people should "just use Mr. or Mrs." instead of whatever titles or pronouns we actually feel comfortable with. They even tried to gender the word "professor" by creating a "female" counterpart: "professa." Not a real word, and "professor" is ALREADY GENDER-NEUTRAL. I bet they didn't realize they were walking right beside a nonbinary person since I'm not the stereotypical "blue hair and pronouns" enby. (There's nothing wrong if you do fit that stereotype. In fact, I think that aesthetic is pretty neat. I just happen to be pretty plain-looking.)

My campus is generally accepting of all different kinds of students, but idiots like these make me want to throw hands.

Disregard my previous post, for I have discovered Sucklet!

So now I'm torn between Peepy and Sucklet. I know for sure that I should limit myself to one. I don't want to bankrupt myself with plushies. Therefore, I'm revising my previous poll to include all the available Sucklet options, too.

Oh, right. It's Valentine's Day.

Have some cheesy Valentines from the turtles. :)

"You've smashed your way right into my heart!"

"You're so stellar, I'm over the moon for you! I love you to the edge of the universe and back! I get pulsars in my chest and black holes in my stomach just looking at you! I have so many more space puns--"

"I could go on an endless (sin÷cos) about how much I love you."

"You're a beautiful, razzmatazzical work of art!"

Elementary, my dear @coconurt. It's an alternate dimension populated entirely by Donnie variants. The bigger their size, the bigger their smarts.

I mean, not really, but the actual episode is on the same level of crazy.

Purple

WAIT WHAAAAAT??????

WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON HERE??