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You know how there's a stereotype about universities/colleges being super liberal and progressive?

Forget that.

On my way to class just now, I overheard some blatant enbyphobia. It was a conversation between three other students complaining about how nonbinary people should "just use Mr. or Mrs." instead of whatever titles or pronouns we actually feel comfortable with. They even tried to gender the word "professor" by creating a "female" counterpart: "professa." Not a real word, and "professor" is ALREADY GENDER-NEUTRAL. I bet they didn't realize they were walking right beside a nonbinary person since I'm not the stereotypical "blue hair and pronouns" enby. (There's nothing wrong if you do fit that stereotype. In fact, I think that aesthetic is pretty neat. I just happen to be pretty plain-looking.)

My campus is generally accepting of all different kinds of students, but idiots like these make me want to throw hands.

TURTLE TUESDAY LET'S GOOOOO

Welp, here we are! Let's see how this goes!

I love these turtles so much it's unreal

Tagging @owlfacenightkit for now, and if anyone else wants to be added, just lmk!

Startin' off strong with a Donnie!

Incorrect Quotes Generator Shenanigans: Part 18

April, having recently lost her glasses: KILL THE BUG!!! Warren: ....That’s a gecko—

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Casey II: I have so much energy, I want to run a marathon or commit a crime... which should I do? Leo: Please don’t get arrested. Casey II: No promises! <3 Mikey: Why not both? Get creative! Casey II: Wonderful suggestion, thank you. Leo: Please don’t encourage him, Mikey.

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Raph: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life. Splinter: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? Raph: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die. Donnie: Edible.

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Repo: I would do anything for money. *later* Repo, covered in blood: THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS!

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Cassandra: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you? Draxum: Cassandra, it's four o'clock in the morning. Cassandra: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

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Karai, writing in her diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.

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Donnie: Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle, and explode into bats to get out of all social situations.

Remember how I said I was hyperfixating on lava lamps? Well...

I may or may not have ordered this sweet new galaxy-themed glitter lamp as a reward for cleaning my room. It's hard to see with this lighting, but the base and cap have galaxy print on them. It's awesome. I love it.

My one dog, Timmy, is a bit confused by the glitter, though. He saw the reflections on the wall, and he stared at them for about ten seconds because he had no idea what they were. He's a silly old man. I love him. :)

Ah, it isn't fuzzy. It seems that Linda is the best match after all. Sammy's cute, though.

Thanks for your help!

Help Identifying This Squishmallow?

I won this Squishmallow at a game booth at Cedar Point ~4 or 5 years ago, but it didn't come with a tag, so I never learned its official name. It's a light blue bunny that's about 5 inches tall. Its eyes are closed and upturned, and it has a tail. I thought it was Linda, but her wiki page says she doesn't have a tail. Are there any other contenders?

I just realized something:

It's a Disaster Twins lamp.

It's got purple and an overtly physics-based operation system for Donnie, blue and a space theme (as in the Jupiter Jim comics) for Leo, and green for both.

I love this lamp even more now, and I'm never parting with it.

Remember how I said I was hyperfixating on lava lamps? Well...

I may or may not have ordered this sweet new galaxy-themed glitter lamp as a reward for cleaning my room. It's hard to see with this lighting, but the base and cap have galaxy print on them. It's awesome. I love it.

My one dog, Timmy, is a bit confused by the glitter, though. He saw the reflections on the wall, and he stared at them for about ten seconds because he had no idea what they were. He's a silly old man. I love him. :)