LOVEE It

LOVEE It 

Marié : Up next is… Dalal!

Dalal: Hiiiii.

Marié : Hi, Dalal. Your scene is a woman living on an island by herself, dying of hunger.

Dalal: Oh my I’m so hungry, I wish I had food. What is that up there? Bananas in that tree? Oh no they’re too high, I’m so short even though I’m a model. *chuckles* The hunger pains are so bad I might die oh noooo

Marié : Give us a little more emotion.

Dalal: If only I had someone here with me to keep me company in my last moments, but I already ate Brad. He wasn’t enough to keep me full. I should have brought a fatter friend. 

Marié : *chuckling* Okay, Dalal. I think that’s enough. Thank you.

Dalal: Goodness that took a turn. Thank you!

look it - i made twins - and i love ’em 

What the actual fuck?

European who just got up and checked the news (via poefinnrey)

Diego Lobo (  ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ °)

another one !