To All The New Slytherinsthat Will Join Us At Hogwartstoday

to all the new Slytherins that will join us at hogwarts today…

you are not evil

you are not bigoted

you are not hateful

you are not manipulative

you are not selfish

you are not cruel

you are not cowardly

and I wish every single one of you ambitious, determined, cunning, resourceful, wonderful people a fantastic year

[ gryffindor ]   [ ravenclaw ]   [ hufflepuff ]

Looking for a guy who:

-is adorable

-loves to read

-is loyal

-has brown eyes

-has brown hair

-has scars

-is a wizard

-turns into a werewolf on the full moon

-nicknamed moony

-remus lupin

-im looking for remus lupin

I know people think Gryffindor is boring and overrated because they “hog all the attention” in HP.

But don’t be discouraged, little lion

courage, motivation, confidence, hope, determination, bravery…

Make you just as special.

[ ravenclaw ]   [ slytherin ]   [ hufflepuff ]

Since we never got a Charlie Weasley in the movies (MUCH to my chagrin), I nominate Ed Sheeran as honorary Charlie Weasley.

I mean look at that flaming ginger hair and those arm tats with fire on them, that’s a Weasley dragon handler if ever I saw one.

SLYTHERIN: “If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.” –Frank Zappa (The Real Frank Zappa Book)

“You must be Harry Poe-ter”