Um, Is This A Plothole, Or......?

Um, is this a plothole, or......?

Feng Xin, lying next to an asleep Mu Qing: Nice.

Mu Qing: *cuddles closer*

Feng Xin, in tears: N I C E

Feng Xin, handing Mu Qing a piece of paper: Read this.

Mu Qing: "I do"?🤨

Feng Xin: He said yes!🥳🥹

Pei Ming, appearing out of nowhere: I now pronounce you husband and husband.🥰💒🔔

Mu Qing: ...

Mammon, the demon heater! (Coldest days in devildom and Mammon gets a new job!)

-Lucifer-

At first, he’s too prideful to even admit that he’s cold.

But he soon realised that he won’t be able to do his work if he kept sneezing so he had to put his pride down for once.

He considered going back to his study when he was in front of the younger one’s room. After all it was 2 in the morning. He wasn’t even sure if the younger one was awake.

But he sneezed.

And the younger one just had to have good hearing. Then the door opened.

“Lucifer? I didn’t steal anything! The blizzard outside is way too strong and I can’t even talk to my crows in these weathers!”

“It’s not that… I…”

His pride can really be a ass. Just say that you’re cold and get a personal heater!

“Oh! Are you cold?”

“I…am. I am very cold.”

There we go! He said it! Trust me, it’s not easy to just step over your pride to say that your cold. (Well that only applies to Lucifer.)

“Alright, you can cuddle with me too.”

“Too?”

“Yep… just get in!”

Mammon pulled Lucifer into his room and let him lie down on his bed alongside the others. It felt a bit more warmer with the rest by his side but the coldness was still there.

When Mammon had gotten on the bed, the coldness wasn’t there anymore.

Lucifer, felt at peace for once. He even found himself drifting off into sleep. Mammon really is warm.

-Leviathan-

The moment he realised that from this day onwards, it would be cold for about a few weeks, he ran out of his room.

He has the COLDEST body out of everyone else in his family. So he knows that if he stays in his room any longer, he’d freeze to death. (His room is already very cooling with the fish tank and the air conditioner)

He ran around the house, trying to find the older one.

Leviathan found Mammon sleeping on the couch and he JUMPED right on top of him for heat. Mammon yelped when he felt something jumping onto him.

“WHAT THE HELL?! AT LEAST GIVE ME A WARNING LEVI!”

Doesn’t care about what Mammon said, he was just leaning into his warmth.

“What? You’re cold?”

“Shut up.”

Mammon only stifled a laugh and ruffled with Levi’s hair.

Maybe Levi should change Mammon’s name from scumbag to personal heater…

-Satan-

To be honest, it took him a few days to actually feel the cold. His room is filled with both old and new books. It’s so cramped that it’s surprising that he can sleep in there. So basically, it takes a few days for him to feel the coldness in his room

To be honest, he didn’t want to go up to the older one. It would be way too embarrassing for him.

Eventually, he decides that he’d rather be with a personal heater than freeze to death.

He noticed that the older one was scrolling through his DDD on the couch.

“Mammon.”

“C’mere, I know you’re cold.”

Immediately flops onto Mammon. No need for the words, they’ve done this multiple times in the past. It was basically a tradition in Satan’s childhood.

The tradition is basically where for a few weeks where Mammon is a demon heater.

“Geez, am I really that warm? I always thought that I had a average body heat.”

“You have no idea…”

Seriously? Mammon has no idea how comforting his warmth is. It’s like a big crow with huge wings that protects Satan from everyone else.

Satan should read some books about crows…

-Asmodeus-

Like Satan, he takes a few days to actually be trembling because of the cold.

He realised that the cold could really damage his skin and so he goes over to the older one’s room and knocks on his door. Almost immediately it opened.

“You’re cold right? Come in, I know that your skin could get damaged because of this weather.”

Woah since when did MAMMON know him so well?

Mammon just lies down on the bed and tells Asmo to lie down beside him.

ARM PILLOW!!

“My arm is going to be numb later, oh well.”

Asmodeus really dislikes the cold and the hot. But Mammon felt like the right temperature. He isn’t boiling hot but like a warm sun. His body heat isn’t as cold as Leviathan so it’s nice to at least have one family member who can be a personal heater.

Asmodeus probably has rated his brothers on how well they work as a heater. (Mammon was number 1 ofc)

-Beelzebub-

Yep, just like Asmo and Satan, he doesn’t feel THAT cold compared to Lucifer or Levi. (Same goes for Belphie)

But soon, he’s shivering while eating and he realises that he needs a personal heater.

The older one was eating his spicy cup noodle when Beel suddenly hugged him from behind.

“Beel? Whats up?”

“I’m cold…”

Mammon laughed and told Beel that he’ll cuddle with him after he eats his cup noodle finish

Beel doesn’t let go of the hug.

Mammon casually just walked towards his room, Beel still clinging onto his neck.

When Beel woke up, he found his other brothers around Mammon as well.

-Belphie-

He planned on sleeping through the coldest days.

But the cold got so bad to the point he couldn’t even fall asleep.

In the end, he had to find the older one as soon as possible if he wanted sleep.

He found the older one in the attic, with the excuse that he was looking for something valuable but in reality he was cleaning the attic for Belphie to have another place to sleep in

Belphie didn’t even hesitate to just jump onto him.

The moment they both fell onto the hardwood floors, the warmth that he felt was just perfect for sleeping.

“At least tackle me with a warning, Belphie!”

“Warm…”

Literally falls asleep the moment he felt Mammon’s body heat.

Seriously how does he have such a warm temperature even in the coldest days?

Oh well, at least they have a personal heater!

No one asked why Belphie was latched onto Mammon’s back. (Everywhere Mammon went, Belphegor is sleeping on his back)

So cute!!!

This is canon and you can’t convince me otherwise :3

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Feng Xin: Mu Qing and I kissed!

Shi Qingxuan: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Feng Xin: It was unbelievable!

Shi Qingxuan: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Xie Lian: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Shi Qingxuan, get the wine and unplug the phone. Feng Xin, does this end well or do we need tissues?

Feng Xin: Oh, it ended very well.

Shi Qingxuan: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!

Xie Lian: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?

Feng Xin: Well, at first, it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.

Shi Qingxuan and Xie Lian: Ohhh.

*meanwhile*

Mu Qing eating pizza in their house: And, uh, and then I kissed him.

Hua Cheng: Tongue?

Mu Qing: Yeah.

He Xuan: Cool.