I Personally Feel Like The Entire Batfamily Failed Their Permit Or Drivers Test At Least Once. This Isnt

i personally feel like the entire batfamily failed their permit or drivers test at least once. this isn’t up for debate.

dick failed his permit test a couple times and he was dumbfounded everytime but it was literally just because he never studied because he thought he watched bruce drive the batmobile enough to just remember what he did but what bruce did was all illegal.

jason failed his first permit test because he didn’t bother to study and he definitely failed it in the first couple of minutes of the test starting. he passed the second time but then died and never bothered to take his drivers test and that’s why no one likes to drive with jason.

everyone was surprised when tim failed his permit test a couple times because they all saw him as the smartest in the family but it was because he was sleep deprived and running on a cup of coffee and a monster energy drink.

steph had already passed her permit test before she joined the family but she drove so recklessly that no one let her even attempt the drivers test until alfred taught her correctly.

cass was the first one in the family to pass their permit test and drivers test on the first try and no one knows how or why because when they drive with her, she will hit a curb everytime.

duke was always too scared to drive so he probably hasn’t even taken his permit test yet because he knows it means he has to get in the drivers seat.

and by the time damian was old enough to take his permit test, everyone was so scared because they didn’t know what he was capable of or how much road rage he would have but once he got his license and started helping drive people places, he was actually the calmest driver out of all of them.

dick grayson definitely listened to chappell roan’s casual after finding out that roy was dating jason and he cried to himself in his bed while watching bad rom coms. everyone in the manor could hear it and the next day, dick was perfectly fine and no one has ever brought it up since

say it aint soooooooo

my love is a life takerrrrrrrrrrr

i can imagine now, bruce taking the kids to six flags…

damian, staring at the batman rollercoaster as the older ones start roaming around the park, bruce by his side: father… why is—

bruce, shoving a snow cone in damian’s hands: don’t think about it too much

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jason: i’m not going on that ride, you don’t get it!

dick, trying to coax jason into the line for the joker rollercoaster: c’mon, it’ll be fun! it’s not like he’s going to appear out of nowhere!

*the speakers around the ride start playing maniacal laughter*

jason, already turning around and walking away from dick:

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*steph, cass, and tim getting off the superman ride*

tim: i think i almost fainted when we went upside down

steph, patting tim on the shoulder: that’s cause you drink nothing but coffee. you need to drink water

cass, already walking towards the aquaman power wave: we can drench him in water instead

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duke, having gotten lost like an hour ago, bugs bunny gingerly walking towards him: BRUCE!?!?