I Personally Feel Like The Entire Batfamily Failed Their Permit Or Drivers Test At Least Once. This Isnt

i personally feel like the entire batfamily failed their permit or drivers test at least once. this isn’t up for debate.

dick failed his permit test a couple times and he was dumbfounded everytime but it was literally just because he never studied because he thought he watched bruce drive the batmobile enough to just remember what he did but what bruce did was all illegal.

jason failed his first permit test because he didn’t bother to study and he definitely failed it in the first couple of minutes of the test starting. he passed the second time but then died and never bothered to take his drivers test and that’s why no one likes to drive with jason.

everyone was surprised when tim failed his permit test a couple times because they all saw him as the smartest in the family but it was because he was sleep deprived and running on a cup of coffee and a monster energy drink.

steph had already passed her permit test before she joined the family but she drove so recklessly that no one let her even attempt the drivers test until alfred taught her correctly.

cass was the first one in the family to pass their permit test and drivers test on the first try and no one knows how or why because when they drive with her, she will hit a curb everytime.

duke was always too scared to drive so he probably hasn’t even taken his permit test yet because he knows it means he has to get in the drivers seat.

and by the time damian was old enough to take his permit test, everyone was so scared because they didn’t know what he was capable of or how much road rage he would have but once he got his license and started helping drive people places, he was actually the calmest driver out of all of them.

stop literally crying 😭😭

lance, waking up in a hospital bed: omg… my surgery is over?

doctor: ur hair transplant was successful

lance: thanks doc, but where’s keith?

doctor: who do u think gave u the hair….

bald keith: *walks in* hi lance i always loved you

lance: *reaches up to feel his mullet in horror* NOOOOOOOO

THIS HAPPENS WITH MY 14 YEAR OLD LITTLE BROTHER DUDE 😭😭 it never gets better 🙏

not my little sister already learning how to be an annoying younger sibling at 3 years old. Nah cuz why did she tell me she was hungry AFTER I asked her while I was making food, and she said no. THEN SHE DIDNT EVEN FUCKING EAT IT

I love her, but please for the love of GOD stop learning behaviors

i would just like to admit that i am in highschool and still don’t know the difference between to and too. i’m also gonna be in honors english this year. and i don’t know the difference. i know too is like another form of “also” or “as well”. but it doesn’t help that i don’t really know how to use to so then i confuse them. i have looked up how to use them so many times on google and it still does not make sense. i am so dumb

people are aware that Odysseus was completely asscheeks flapping in the wind naked when he slaughtered the suitors right.

Sam is organising some of their archived items one day, and tries on the Holy Fire glasses just as Castiel walks into the room. He tries not to freak out because now he can see that Cas is surrounded by floating, glowing eyes.

Sam takes the glasses off. Normal regular Cas.

Puts them back on. Eyes everywhere.

Cas looks over and sees Sam's strange expression, not knowing the glasses he's wearing have been treated with Holy Fire, and asks if he's okay.

Sam fumbles his way through a "Yeah- I'm uh- I'm fine."

While they're talking Sam notices that actually, only a handful of the eyes floating around Cas are open, looking at him, while the rest are closed.

But then Dean walks into the room.

Instantly all of Cas's glowing eyes snap open and follow his movement through the room. "Hey Sam, hey Cas," Dean greets, unaware of the eyes watching him.

"Hello, Dean," Cas replies, all the eyes squinting closed like a happy cat.

Sam watches with interest. "Cas?" he says.

Cas's physical body turns to him, but only a few of the eyes leave Dean. "Yes, Sam?"

"Nothing."

The eyes all return to Dean before Cas even finishes saying, "If you're sure."

..........Sam is unsurprised.