No No No No You Bitches Dont Get It. You Dont Understand. The Vast Is About Apathy. Its About Recognizing

No no no no you bitches don’t get it. You don’t understand. The vast is about apathy. It’s about recognizing something so massive that nothing else could ever start to matter in comparison. It’s the people in the Leitner book who saw the monster take a step forward and grow ever larger and realize there was never any choice in the end. it’s about the helplessness and the not mattering as you lay on your back and stare up into the sky til your eyes hurt knowing that it will outlive everything you know. It’s about staring down into the ocean and never being able to see the floor through the deep blue haze. It’s about knowing everything is so much larger than you could ever begin to know and there’s no point in trying to understand it now. something something unforgiving eternity

On this week’s episode of Things-I-Found-At-My-Work-That-Reminds-Me-Of-The-Mechanisms

I think Jonny would want me to have it, y’know??? — (correction, I think Jonny would want me to steal it, but still — )

A dude got so drunk he successfully stole a diamond and the guys beating him up didn’t even want it

hey what the actual shit is going on in the mechanisms someone please explain

LOSING MY MIND OMFG —

Have you considered volunteering for Acheron Pre-Selection lately?

hmmmm

FINALLY IN TIME FOR FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR TRAIN FRIDAY!!!

Marius looks like he’s gonna eat the mic, Ashes just looks concerned —