A List Of Men Id Allow To Do Anything To Me:

A list of men I’d allow to do anything to me:

Uchiha men

I feel like Hermaeus Mora would listen to 'Welcome to the Internet' unironically.

I remember reading that and since then I havent stopped pining after bizarre man found in sticky situation

LDB:

Miraak, admiring a sleeping Freyja: You’re so cute. Freyja, sleepily: I could beat your ass. Miraak, lovingly: I know.

*While planning to break in somewhere* Miraak: Hey, let's do "Get Help!" Freyja: What? Miraak: "Get Help." Freyja: No. Miraak: C'mon, you love it! Freyja: I hate it. Miraak: It's great! It works every time! Freyja: It's humiliating. Miraak: Do you have a better plan? Freyja: No. Miraak: We're doing it! Freyja: We are not doing "Get Help!" *A Minute Later* Miraak, carrying Freyja: Get help! Please! My wife is dying! Help her! *throws Freyja at guards, knocking them out* Miraak: Ahh, classic! Freyja: *gets up* I still hate it. It's humiliating. Miraak, laughing: Not for me, it's not.

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