Plus As A Mixtive Let Me Say It Is Really Weird Being An Absolute Homosexual Whereas My Newest Source Is Madly In Love With His Wife - Tumblr Posts

♡ reblog ♡ plural plurality fictive introject tagged commentary yeah plus as a mixtive let me say it is really weird being an absolute Homosexual whereas my newest source is madly in love with his wife not to mention MY boyfriend is /canonically/. my great grandfather. please help. /I/ don't care about Penelope and /I/ am not /related/ to Hermes but that's not necessarily my exomemories??? as my original source I was definitely gay in exomemories and my canon girlfriend is 100% a beard but Odysseus is so confusing I am. help me I'm not madly in love with my woman wife but I am madly in love with my great grandfather the god of Many things (side note Why does Hermes have So. Many. Domains. Geez.) also dating Zeus and Poseidon who are Hermes' dad and uncle (canonically not in sys) and therefore my great great grandfather and great great uncle (/canonically/) but none of us are related in-sys. but the source. I thought there was a loophole since it's unclear if Laërtes is actually my father but it's my mother's side that Hermes is on so no luck there. I can't escape the assumed incest. does it even matter though they're GODS incest isn't real they're Divine G O D S their family tree is one massive fucking circle literally Persephone alone in Orphic mythology was originally the faughter of Rhea (mother of Zeus and Demeter) but later in more Hellenic times is the daughter of Zeus and Demeter. either way she's an incest baby. and THEN Zeus arranges her marriage to her brother uncle Hades As ONE example Hermaphroditus is the child of Hermes and Aphrodite who are half siblings because they're both children of Zeus point is I'm suffering over here. I am so conflicted. /please/ send help (/hyperbole I fucking love it here my life is perfect actually) (aside from the BPD crash that fucking sucks but HAREM OF GODS and the GODS 👏🏾 ARE 👏🏾 REAL 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾) (dying) queued odysseus {{he/it}} date — 29 July 2024