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More On Psychic Kyle Because I Have No Self Control

More on psychic Kyle because i have no self control

He was /really/ in denial about having powers like he was aware mutations produced powers and psychic abilities weren't that far of a stretch but the amount of pretenders made him skeptical it could ever happen

Basically gaslighting himself

Because Kyle wasn't using his powers consciously they were triggered by his emotions, any kind of negative or strong emotion

Those floating objects? That mysteriously appeared around him everytime he was a little upset or distracted? Perfectly normal definitely nothing to worry about yep ✓

Flickering lights were a frequent occurrence too

He used to do a thing where he would hear something being said by a person, then repeat that information to the person at a later date and they wouldn't have a clue how in the hell he knew that. Turns out he was hearing people's thoughts so good he thought they were talking to him

*kyle hears something* *kyle casually mentions that something to the person* "What? How do you know that?" "You told me??????" <- repeat that times a hundred

With all these paranormal phenomenons happening to him, Kyle was becoming increasingly more anxious. And paranoid.

Somehow his parents never noticed any of this because this is south park and the adults are useless

His close friends did notice

Stan tried to get Kyle to talk to him many times and miserably failed, Cartman desperately wanted to "expose" him and Kenny gave him a one off lecture about just dealing with whatever curse you got stuck with. Kyle listened to Kenny

5 years later, at 15, he was finally able to admit to himself that maybe he wasn't regular

That's the time he picked up his Human Kite suit again

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