MC : Oh.. M-my ...God!

MC : Oh.. m-my ...God!

Diavolo: Don't say God's name when there's a demon f***ing you, sinful little sheep.

Mc: You must accept that i'm better than everyone here, above me just the sun, and just because i'm humble and let it stay there

Lucifer: Anyone here can be taller than you

Mc: Yes, because I am humble, imagine me, perfection in human form, better than all of you and still taller?? Y'all couldn't take it, thanks for being shorter, it's a merciful act

MC: You read my diary?

Mephisto: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

Diavolo: Lucifer, what's wrong?!

Lucifer: *extremely drunk, scratching two of Cerberus' heads, weeping*

Lucifer: I don't have enough hands, Diavolo-

Valentine's Day Showdown

Doing a WIP based on the Valentine's Day Showdown event (aka I procrastinated a lot and waited until it was over) I realized that boys are true artists because I can't even draw a grimm or a rose, a starry sky or a planetarium, a book or my face, and they made it all in chocolate for the next day

Like???? How???? Please teach me

MC: Have you watched Ratatouille?

Diavolo: No, why?

MC: I mean, the villain is a culinary critic, and despite being a sucker the entire movie to the end, I don't think he's wrong or mean.

Diavolo: I've never watched it, but it's an interesting point of view to get before you see it.

MC: I mean, he just doesn't want his food to be made by rats, is that a crime or something? Did Anvisa or the FDA approve this in the end??

Diavolo: What approved what?

Barbatos: The food made by whom??