Asmo, In Paris: Ah! The Eiffel Tower! One Of The Eight Wonders Of The Human World!

Asmo, in Paris: Ah! The Eiffel Tower! One of the eight wonders of the human world!

Thirteen: Uh, no? It's seven wonders

Asmo: No, eight.

Asmo: Have you ever seen MC?

MC: I'm a very mature person, if I'm wrong I'll apologize

Simeon: I never saw you apologize

MC: Cause I'm never wrong?

Mammon: Wait, wait, wait. So you're tellin' me that if Lucifer had been nicer, you would've never tried goin' up in the attic a second time?

MC: Yeah.

Levi: Wait, what? How…?

MC: Alright, look. There were two reasons why I wanted to go into the attic. One: I was hearing Belphie's voice from there asking for help, and two: Lou was acting suspicious as fuck about it with the whole threatening me and shit.

Lucifer: I-

MC: Shh, let me explain!

Lucifer: …

Belphie: Pff…

Satan: So what, you're saying that if Lucifer hadn't acted the way he did, you would've just given up? No trying to go into the attic, no suspicion, you would've just ignored Belphie's voice and went on with your day?

MC: Absolutely. I mean, think about it: I had just gotten here, and someone not wanting a stranger to go into certain parts of their house is kinda reasonable. And like I said, it wasn't the "not letting me go there" thing that made me want to go there, it was the suspicious behavior!

Because again, you threatened me and just started being an overall dick after you caught me trying to go up the stairs.

Lucifer: MC-

MC: But I understand your reasons, you were worried, wanted to protect your family, and bla-bla-bla. Don't worry, it's fine. We've come a long way, I love you, you love me, and there's that. But going back to the topic…

Asmo: 🤭

Lucifer: 👿

Asmo: 😦🤐

MC: So the point is, you catch me going to the attic, and you threaten to kill me if I try doing it again. You don't try to explain, don't try to convince me I shouldn't go there, you just go: "I have this tea that will put you to endless sleep, muahahahaha."

All brothers (except Lucifer): *try not to laugh*

MC: And in my head, I go: "Bet. Imma see what the fuck's up there, and you old man, you ain't stopping me."

Asmo, Beel & Mammon: 😨😦😳

Belphie & Satan: *wheezing in silence*

Lucifer: *glares at them*

MC: But that could've been prevented! Like, if you hadn't threatened me, and tried to explain why I shouldn't go there in the first place-

Lucifer: But I couldn't tell you the truth.

MC: Well, you could've come up with anything! Because remember, I had just dropped here, in literal fucking hell. So you could've told me literally ANYTHING and I would've believed you. Like, you could've just told me the room was cursed by an evil spirit or something. Because I'd hear that and go: "Alright, have a nice day. I'm never stepping foot on these stairs again."

Beel: Pff...

MC: But nooo, Mr. Pride had to go: "I won't give you ANY explanation, and I will KILL you if you try going there again." And that combined with the strange voice asking for help? It did not give you a great look, I gotta say...

All brothers (except Lucifer): *already laughing their ass off at this point*

Lucifer: …

Belphie: Wow...

i want to be a sweet and friendly girl but there’s all this anxiety. and the horrors

MC: So i noticed i'm kinda famous here on devildom since i created a deviltok and gained 1 million followers in 6 hours

MC: People keep saying I'm popular and powerful enough to make it to the presidency of RAD representatives

MC: But i don't think that popularity is the key to being a good ruler, humility, responsibility and respect from the people is the most important thing to be a good leader

Diavolo: That's a good thought mc i'm glad you can see that

MC, later on deviltok: So, i'm kinda running for election to be the representative of the RAD so vote for me or i'll have my demons beat you until your souls come out of your fucking bodies, guys 🥰

*after chapter 16*

Lucifer: What is the only thing I told you not to do this year?

MC: Not to die.

Lucifer: And what did you do?

MC: I died

MC: But it wasn't my fault!!

Belphie: Yes, it was!!

MC: Why???

Belphie: Human!!!

MC: This is not an accepted answer!!!