Hannibal Lecter Would Only Think He Was Initiating Contact With Pinhead.

Hannibal Lecter would only think he was initiating contact with Pinhead.

In reality, Hell has been watching him for a long time.

Hannibal Lecter is not the first cannibal Pinhead has come to collect, but he would surely be one of the most interesting. I imagine Leviathan has been wanting him as a cenobite for a while.

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Writing Problem

Don’t you love it when you take the time to rewrite an entire scene, only to decide the one you originally had is better?

I’ve wasted so much time…

Boba Fett carries on this bit of his father’s Mandalorian roots. The Slave One is the only home he needs.

MANDALORIAN LORE OF THE DAY: DAILY LIFE AND DEATH

Sources: The Mandalorians: People and Culture (Star Wars Insider #86), Comic Image: Jango Fett: Open Seasons

Night on the Galactic Railroad

This anime adaptation of the classic Japanese children’s book by the same name is such an underrated gem. It gives me the same sense of wonder as a Studio Ghibli film, but has a slower, more melancholy note, full of liminal imagery and meditations on life and death. It’s one I rewatch periodically and makes me cry a little every time.

These idiots were probably the ones who set off the alarm in the first place.

Zartan would wake up groggy, trying to rest after a long stint deep undercover, and be like "What did the morons do now?"

Then he'd go and rein the Dreadnoks in like he always does. He can't leave them alone for more than five minutes without something going wrong.

(Dreadnok image is a cover from G.I. Joe Declassified. I don't have an image credit for Zartan. Found it online, and his pissed-off vibe was just too perfect not to share. If anyone knows the source and wants to share, I would be much obliged.)

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I was just telling my coworker who I’ve introduced to GI Joe media about the Fury Force comic. (He’s an action figure collector who thought they were cool but didn’t really know much about any of the characters he was buying.) I didn’t realize that the women were only included in vehicle packs initially or that Hasbro thought villains wouldn’t sell. The villains are my favorites!

I think Cobra Commander would be an interesting opponent for Nick Fury. The guy simply doesn’t fight fair, and always has at least five tricks up his sleeve. Depending on the continuity, he likes to play weak so his enemies underestimate him, and then once they become too confident, the fangs come out. (Granted, the weakness he preys on in others is very often a reflection of his own. He can become too cocky, as well.) I would definitely pay to see it, to be sure.

I can’t imagine the Dreadnoks being able to face off against Nick Fury for more than five minutes, but I’d like to think Zartan would put up a decent fight. The guy canonically has ninja training, is a world-class infiltrator, and has held his own against Snake Eyes in some continuities. Sure, a lot of the Cobras wouldn’t hold up, but give the man some credit where it’s due!

(Samuel L. Jackson’s Nick Fury, who knows? He was a Jedi in a past life!)

There’s no way Cobra Commander can beat Nick Fury, Fury would own him in a sad. Hell any one else in Cobra would fare better against Nick than CC (even Doctor Mindbender) Speaking of GI Joe and Fury, from the G.I. Joe: ARAH Wiki

Prior to G.I. Joe’s relaunch in 1982, Larry Hama was developing an idea for a new comic book called Fury Force, which he was hoping would be an ongoing series for Marvel Comics. The original premise had the son of S.H.I.E.L.D director Nick Fury assembling a team of elite commandos to battle neo-Nazi terrorists HYDRA. Shooter approached Hama about the Joe project [Hasbro wanted Marvel to do a story for their G.I. Joe toys] due to Hama’s military background, and the Fury concept was adapted for the project. Shooter suggested to Hasbro that “G.I. Joe” should be the team name and that they should fight terrorists, while Archie Goodwin invented Cobra and the Cobra Commander; everything else was created by Hama. Hasbro was initially uncertain about making villain toys, believing this wouldn’t sell. Marvel would also suggest the inclusion of female Joes in the toyline, and to include them with the vehicles (as Hasbro again worried they wouldn’t sell on their own).

And now you know.