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BTS Incorrect Quote #10

Jin, as a waiter: How did you find your meal, sir?

Jungkook, a customer: Yeah, it was good.

Jin, still a waiter: That's not what I meant and you know it.

Jungkook, still a customer: Another waiter told me where you hid it

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hoseokslefteyebrow

5 years ago

The Baby Project || M.YG || 23

Pairing : Min Yoongi X Reader

Genre : Angst, Fluff

Summary : What happens when you and Yoongi are supposed to take care of a baby for a month?

Wordcount: 0.6k

The Baby Project Masterlist | Next

Taglist :

@joyful-jimin @kisskissshutmydoor @nanie5 @jayhope88 @peachymochimochi

The apartment is silent as you and Yoongi were packing your own stuff and Jaehyuk's.

Today was the day that everyone would go their own ways, Jaehyuk would be send back to the adoption centre and you and Yoongi were going to your own home's. Altough you missed your family, you will miss this tiny apartment.

" Do I really have to go?" Jaehyuk asked quietly after a moment.

Both you and Yoongi turned to look at him, all three of you sharing the same sad expression.

" I'm afriad we'll have to Hyukie." Yoongi said, crouching down to his height and cupping his cheeks.

Jaehyuk released a few tears.

" But I don't want to go back." He muttered as he started crying.

You looked at him with an even sadder expression than you had before, tears brimming in the corner of your eyes.

" We don't want you to leave either Hyukie, but we're just college students. We can't properly take care of you." You said sadly, a stray tear leaving your eye.

Yoongi gathered you, Jaehyuk and himself in a bear hug, also sniffing.

Neither of you had expected becoming this close with the children you'd be taking care of.

After a few minutes of just sticking together, the sound of the speaker in the hallway ruined your cute moment.

' Attention please, will every student of Seoul University report to the reception with their assignment please? Thank you.'

It sounded over the speakers.

You all pulled apart from the hug.

" Well, this is it. I'll just-" You halted your sentence to swallow the lump in your throat.

" I'll just get your stuff Hyukie." You finished in a wishper as you walked off.

Yoongi watched you go with a pained expression before turning back to Jaehyuk, wishpering something in his ear and handing him something.

" ...... Promise?"

Jaehyuk nodded in response.

7 months later.

Yoongi huffed at he looked at the paperwork on his desk.

He's only started his training to take over his father's company, but he already felt drained, and wasn't sure if he even wanted to continue this job.

" Mr. Min? Your girlfriend is here. Shall I let her trough or are you currently busy?" His assistant's voice rang over the intercon on his desk.

Yoongi rubbed his face in frustration before letring out a sigh in annoyance.

" Let her trough." He told her in irritation.

A few moments later the door to his office opened and you walked trough with a plastic bag.

" Hey babe. How are you? You sounded irritated over the microphone thing on your assistant's desk." You greeted Yoongi as you walked in.

" I'm always irritated with that good for nothing assistant. Honestly, how many times am I going to have to tell her that you have the permission to walk in whenever except when I'm in some stupid meeting?" He complained as you pulled out take out from Mackey D's.

" I don't know. Maybe she didn't know that you weren't in a meeting?" You wondered out loud.

" That's the thing, she's supposed to know my damn schedule. That's what she's my assistant for. She's literally getring paid to do my dirty work." Yoongi complained.

" Okay, I suppose that's true. But did you call me just to complain about your assistant?" You asked Yoongi with a smile as you handed him his burger.

Yoongi shook his head while taking the burger from you.

" First, thanks for the food. And I called you because I want our kids back. My question is, do you want the same? Because I'm not doing this without you."

[ A/N: Someone please tell me why my stories with a prologue have no epilogue and why my stories with epilogue have no prologue.]

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bts bts x reader idkeitherman min yoongi bts housemates au min yoongi x reader bts fluff bts angst

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hoseokslefteyebrow

5 years ago

The Baby Project || M.YG || 20

Pairing : Min Yoongi X Reader

Genre : Fluff

Summary : What happens when you and Yoongi are supposed to take care of a baby for a month?

Wordcount: 1.2k

The Baby Project Masterlist | Next

Taglist :

@joyful-jimin @kisskissshutmydoor @nanie5 @jayhope88 @peachymochimochi

You put in your earrings before staring at your reflection. Remember when you told yourself you looked like a shiny potato in the dress? Now, with your mother's jewelry which you had picked up allong the way earlier, and the dress, you looked like a potato twister with paprika seasoning, you were hot.

You winked at your reflection before stepping into your dress and putting it on. Your arms were quite flexible, so you didn't need any help in getting it on.

" Hey." You cheekily greeted your boyfriend as you stepped out of the bathroom attached to his room.

He turned around to greet you, looking up for a moment from buttoning his shirt to greet you, but taking a double take when he realized just how fine you looked.

" Damn, you look beautiful love." Yoongi smiled as he licked his lips.

" You look quite handsome yourself." You smiled back at him, helping him button up his last few buttons, leaving the last one open.

Yoongi was wearing an all black suit with a navy blue blouse which he had randomly found in his closet earlier allong with a black vest for underneath the black blazer.

" Thanks. By the way, there's something I need to warn you about for the party." Yoongi said, his smile slowly falling from his lips.

" What is it?" You asked.

" There's going to be press outside of the building. I'm going to need you to not leave my side while we're out and to not let the press get to you, okay?"

" Mr Min, is this your girlfriend?-"

" Wow, mr Min, you got a good catch.-"

" This is really the best you managed to find, mr Min?"

" Ceo Min, is this your son's first official lover?"

Yoongi glared at all the press, disliking how they were trying to bring you down. Yet he stood tall and held you close to him as you were walking on the red carpet into the hotel where party was held at. You looked absolutely beautiful tonight, and he just hoped that he looked worthy in beauty standards for standing by your side.

The two of you stopped to pose for a moment, and Yoongi felt proud at how you were handeling the situation. You didn't give a damn about them, and the only attention the press has recieved was you running your eyes over all of them coldly, as if you owned them. Yoongi was pretty sure you did.

Unknowing to him, Jimin was only a few steps behind the two of you. Him and his 'girlfriend of the week' were having a tough time. His girlfriend, Sega, was trying to deny being Jimin's plaything, yet Jimin was ignoring both her and the press, once in a while sneaking a curious look at you. Who were you and why did you seem to own everyone around you with that sharp gaze of yours?

Yoongi's father didn't know what to do. He didn't like his son's girlfriend, yet you seemed more suitable for his boy than the girl he had planned to introduce Yoongi to in this party. The girl who was supposed to marry him had been a few steps in front of Yoongi's father, who had tried not to cringe at how she was behaving. That girl might've been from one of his business partners, but she was certainly a shame for the family. She had not been handeling the press well, and she was practically raised to. Yoongi's father wouldn't admit it, not even to himself, but he was proud of his son for choosing someone who handled everything this effortlessly.

" Would you like a drink miss?" A random waiter with champagbe stopped by you and Yoongi's table.

" No thank you." You smiled gently at him.

The waiter nodded in respect and turned to Yoongi, who did take him up on his offer.

" Yoongi hyung, Y/N! nice to see you two again." Jimin smiled as he joined you and Yoongi's table. ( Yoongi's father was already out of Yoongi's eyesight as you two had entered, and Yoongi decided that his father will go look for the two of you himself if he decided to be seen with you.)

" Park." You nodded at him, Yoongi raising his glass as greeting.

" You know you don't have to keep calling me by my last name right? " Jimin pouted as he looked at you.

" Where's your girl of the week?" Yoongi asked casually as he gulped down the first sip of his drink.

Jimin shrugged.

" Went to redo her make up I think."

" Poor girl." You mumbled, not realizing you said that out loud.

" Hey! She's blessed by dating me." Jimin scoffed offended.

You raised a brow at him.

" Can I take a sip?" You asked your boyfriend, who grinned and handed you his glass.

Jimin huffed.

" Damn this stuff is strong." You scrunched your face up in disgust as the burning liquid flowed down your throat, Yoongi smiling fondly as he took his glass from you.

" Hey Jiminie! Who are you?" Sega joined you, Jimin and Yoongi at your table, throwing you a disgusting look.

" Baby~ Relax, this is his girlfriend." Jimin purred to her.

" Ew. You could've done a little more about your appearance you know." Sega looked at you with a disgusted look.

Well, that certainly hurt your feelings, you really felt pretty for tonight.

Yoongi opened his mouth to say something but you beat him to it.

" Thank you for sharing your unasked opinion, but I'd rather hear it from someone who actually looks pretty." You smiled fakely at her.

Yoongi smirked in satisfaction before turning to glare coldly at the girl.

" She's right, you know? Also, don't talk trash about my woman, girl. She's more beautiful than you'll ever be." Yoongi said sharply.

Sega turned to look at Jimin for help.

" Sorry, but hyung's right." Jimin smiled a little too sweetly.

The girl glared at Jimin before storming off, throwing an 'you're an ass Jimin' behind her back.

" She'll get over it." Jimin sighed.

You blinked at him.

At least the girl was right about one thing, the male in front of you was certainly an ass indeed.

" Care to join me for a dance?" Yoongi asked, suprising you.

As far as you were concerned, Yoongi did not dance.

" Hyung's going to dance-"

" Shut it Park." Yoongi cut Jimin off with a glare.

" I'd love that." You smiled and took his hand.

Yoongi's father was watching you two gently swining to the soft music from afar, having made a decision. He's been a bad dad for long enough now.

[ A/N: I'd like to tell y'all that both Yoongi & the Teader are over whatever age (depends on country) to drink legally. Else this story would've been real crazy. ( Honestly fellas whi trusts 16 year olds in one apartment room with a child?)]

* Also, this is the dress I had in mind :)

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bts bts x reader idkeitherman min yoongi bts housemates au min yoongi x reader bts fluff bts ceo au bts baby

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hoseokslefteyebrow

5 years ago

Masterlist

One-Shots/Mini-Series

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Series

Android AU | Assassin AU | Maknae line x Reader | AI!Jungkook

Trailer GIF

Chapters: Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

Drabbles: Valentine

Beastly Gods | Taehyung x Reader x ??? | Hybrid AU (Hybrid!Tae, Human!Reader) | Smut | Thriller/Drama

Namjoon’s Tale | Namjoon x Reader x Taehyung | A short companion/sequel to Beastly Gods |Thriller/Drama

Gang AU/Mafia AU | Hyung Line x Reader (Primarily Namjoon x Reader)

Grim Reaper AU | BTS x Reader | Each short story will feature a different member as a Grim Reaper | Best but not required to read in order

Grim Love: Loss | Reaper!Namjoon x Reader x Yoongi

Grim Love: Memory | Reaper!Taehyung x Reader x Seokjin

Grim Love: Echo | Reaper!Jungkook x Reader x Seokjin

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Round 1 | July 1st-5th, 2019

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All works are copyrighted by lemonjoonah. They will only be posted on this account and on my AO3 account under the same username. I do not allow any form of re-posts (including translations) even when credit is given.

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hoseokslefteyebrow

5 years ago

When did you start listening to BTS or kpop in general?

I started litening to Bts two weeks after Dna came out. My brother used to stream Mic Drop non stop & at first I disliked it, but at some point I just started liking it. I wanted to know if they had more gangster songs & then I found dna lmao.

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hoseokslefteyebrow

5 years ago

The Baby Project || M.YG || 21

Pairing : Min Yoongi X Reader

Genre : Fluff

Summary : What happens when you and Yoongi are supposed to take care of a baby for a month?

Wordcount: 0.9k

The Baby Project Masterlist | Next

Taglist :

@joyful-jimin @kisskissshutmydoor @nanie5 @jayhope88 @peachymochimochi

" When is dadda coming home?" Jaehyuk asked as he stopped colouring for a moment.

The both of you were seated at the dining table. You were making your homework while Jaehyuk was colouring in a random colouring book. You and Yoongi had promised him that you'd go to the petting zoo and because of that he's been very excited, not stopping with asking when Yoongi would come back from school. You and Yoongi's extra long holiday was sadly over already, and you were back to school. You had for this week morning classes while Yoongi had afternoon classes. Today he would be done around 14:00, meaning that you woukd still have a few hours to spent at the farm.

You sighed and tried to keep your patience.

" Soon, baby,soon. How is your drawing coming allong?" You asked him, changing the subject.

" I think it looks really good! Look, this is you, and this is dadda! And I also drew a frog!" Jaehyuk smiled and showed you the picture with excitement.

The drawing was barely recognisable, apart from the frog. It had three stick figures, one with a smile and a triangle dress on, one who was asleep, a smaller one who was holding hands with both, and a random frog. What did this boy have with frogs?

You smiled and complemented him on his talent nonetheless.

" Hello? I'm home!" A voice sounded from the doorway.

" Dadda!" Jaehyuk smiled and all but sprinted to Yoongi before jumping on him in a bear hug.

" Hey buddy, have you been nice while I'm away?" Yoongi teased the small boy, who nodded furiously.

" Yes! I made a drawing while mummy was working." Jaehyuk smiled and pointed to the paper on the table.

Yoongi smiled brightly before it fell in a questionable frown.

" Since when is there a frog in the family?"

" Mummy hurry up!" Jaehyuk yelled as you were putting your shoes on.

" Yeah mum, hurry up! We want to go see the baby bunnies!" Yoongi teased you, holding Jaehyuk's hand.

" I'd watch it if I were you mr.Min, you might sleep on the couch if you can't behave." You teased him back.

Yoongi held his hands up in surrender as response.

" Let's goo!" Jaehyuk cheered as you all lefr the apartment.

The walk to the petting zoo was peaceful.

" Let's go see the goats!" Jaehyuk cheered as he walked off as soon as you entered the place.

" Hyuk hold up! Don't walk off without us!" Yoongi called after him while you closef the gate of the zoo.

Jaehyuk remained unbothered.

" Look dadda! A donkey!" He smiled, pointing at the animal who was just eating hay.

Jarhyuk was amazed by everything in the petting zoo, from the donkeys to the chickens and even the hay was interesting for him. You and Yoongi were really just trying not to lose him out of your sight.

" You want to feed the goats Hyuk?" You asked as he saw how other kids were feeding them.

Hyuk nodded enthusiastically.

" Wait here with dad okay? I'll be right back." You smiled at him as he nodded.

While you went to a random stand where they sold small goat food thingies, Jaehyuk stayed with Yoongi.

Yoongi watched Jaehyuk play around with the baby goats with a smile. He knew that he would be gone whitin a month, but he couldn't help but hate the tough of it.

" It's not often that you see a guy going to the petting zoo." A woman with dyed brown hair approached Yoongi with a smile.

Yoongi's expression turned neutral as he turned to her.

" Yeah, well, I'm here with my son." He shrugged.

The woman's smile turned a little wider.

" Awe, that's real cute."

Yoongi shrugged again and turned away, obviously not intrested in her.

" Hey, um, my name's Lin. Would you maybe like to go out with me sometime?" She asked.

" Nope. I have a girlfriend." He stated bluntly.

Lin blinked before awkwardly shuffling away.

Yoongi turned his attention back to Jaehyuk, suprised to see you holding him while feeding goats.

" Haha, look mummy, that one looks like Milka, let's call him that." Jaehyuk smiled as you held him on your hip while he was feeding the goats. ( And boi, did this little boy grow, he was certainly not as light as Naeun.)

" You were here and didn't even greet me." Yoongi pouted as he approuched you, taking Jaehyuk from you as he saw you struggle.

" You were talking to someone. I didn't want to disturb you." You shrugged.

" She asked me on a date, you know." Yoongi bit his lip, curious of your reaction.

" Okay."

"Really? Just okay? I tough you were deadass in love with me. " Yoongi said, sort of hurt but not actually hurt but really just curious.

" Yep. I am indeed deadass in love with you. And I'm in a relationship with you. In other words, I trust you." You winked at him.

Yoongi smiled cheekily and blushed a bit, happy with your answer. He bit his lip before silently kissing your cheek.

You blushed in response while Yoongi turned away nonchalantly.

" Let's go see the pretty birds now buddy."

Meanwhile Lin watched silently from a distance, not even feeling bad because he turned her down harshly. Because how did you manage to make him this flustered?

[ A/N: Yes folks I finally updated lol. I have sad news for y'all, because of the quarantine, all office plants have probably died. :(. Also, warning: This story is nearing it's end ;). PS, HAVE Y'ALL SEEN DAECHWITA. I USUALLY DON'T CUSS IN THIS STORY BUT THAT SONG IS BATSHIT CRAZY AND I FUCKIN LOVE IT. ]

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