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Houser Problem

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shuffle snatch! gulp-gulp

*shuffle* *snatch!* *gulp-gulp*

Black as the darkest void.

Hotter than the flames of hell.

Sweeten it up as much as you like,

You can never hide the bitter taste.

That…is coffee.

SLAM!

Wouldn’t you agree….

Mr. Trite?

The trial resumes October 6th.

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6 years ago

Like nothing ever was.

Being the very best is hard work!

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6 years ago

Chuck Norris Jokes: Anime Edition

Death Note

Light wrote Chuck Norris’ name in the Death Note. Thirty seconds later, he suffered a fatal heart attack. Kira’s reign of terror has ended.

Chuck Norris doesn’t need to write your name in the Death Note.

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

Chuck Norris was pierced by the Arrow, the Arrow gained a Stand.

Yoshikage Kira tried to turn Chuck Norris into a bomb using Killer Queen. Kira exploded.

Chuck Norris can move in The World’s stopped time.

One Piece

Chuck Norris ate a Devil Fruit and didn’t lose his ability to swim.

Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt

Panty tried to use Chuck Norris’ underwear as a weapon and destroyed half of Daten City. Then she fired it and destroyed the rest.

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houserproblem

6 years ago

It’s kinda interesting how similar these two characters based on a singular gem are (The forehead pearl stands out a lot to me)!

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houserproblem

6 years ago

No! My foods! Mine! You can’t has any!

PS: That’s not really a dragon. That’s a wyvern.

Remember: It only takes a few letters to turn a Smol Dragon to a Sommelier Dragon!

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6 years ago

the baby dragons as @dril tweets

Amber Dragon: people who like to say “Ba ba ba ba ” at me <<<< People who hand me their wallet

Jade Dragon: AS J. BOND HOLDS IN HIS POSSESSION THE FAMOUS “LISCSENSE TO KILL,” I MYSELF HAVE LICSENSE TO TOUCH AS MANY GRAPES AS I PLEASE W/O BUYING ANY

Obsidian Dragon: the first step to becoming a Millionaire is to acquire one hundred dollars

Pearl Dragon: it is really quite astonishing that I have yet to win The Lottery, given how good I am at selecting six numbers and saying them out loud

Ruby Dragon: RAT CHECK… unfollow me ,if youre a sleazy low down RAT!!!!!!!! i will knock your block off, I respect honor, Truth in words and action.

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