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No! My Foods! Mine! You Cant Has Any!

No! My foods! Mine! You can’t has any!

PS: That’s not really a dragon. That’s a wyvern.

Remember: It Only Takes A Few Letters To Turn A Smol Dragon To A Sommelier Dragon!

Remember: It only takes a few letters to turn a Smol Dragon to a Sommelier Dragon!

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A Toast To A Friend

I saw the Smash Direct. I saw the memes. Here’s my addition to the pot.

(Simon Belmont, Mega Man, Pit, and Samus Aran have gathered at a table at the “Smash Mansion” lounge. Each has some kind of drink appropriate for their series and character. Ex. Mega Man has an E-Tank, Pit has a heart potion, etc.)

Simon: "Is everyone ready?”

Mega Man: ”I’m ready!”

Pit: ”Wouldn’t miss this for the world.”

Samus: *nods affirmatively*

Simon: ”Then let’s begin.”

(Simon raises a his glass. The others follow suit.)

Simon: ”We drink to a young man who lived every gamer's dream. Who witnessed countless series come together to fight evil, in a time when such a thing was merely a playground fantasy. Who fought alongside the universe’s greatest heroes when they had only just started their adventures. Who, though the world considers him a footnote at best and a joke at worst, remains a valued comrade...and a dear friend.

(Pit looks to the side sadly. Mega Man wipes a tear from his eye.)

Mega Man:”*sniff*”

(Samus solemnly gives a thumbs up. Simon takes a deep breath to regain his composure.)

SImon:”To Kevin Keene, aka “Captain N”, the Game Master! May he always "play with power", wherever he is." Mega Man:" To Kevin!"

Pit:”To Kevin!”

Samus:”To Kevin.” *clink!*

NOTE

I included Samus because the she replaced Mega Man and Simon in the comic adaptation by Valiant due to copyright issues.


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It turned you into a cat girl?

#DragonProblems #StopStealingMyStuff #Please

#DragonProblems #StopStealingMyStuff #Please


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