Um Universo Novo!

Um universo novo!

Let’s Drinking!

In response to  otomosthecrazyperidot ‘s note: let’s check on them!

Zelda: "Ah! Even as a ghost you're disgusting!"

Link: "Well excuuuuuuuse me, Princess!"

Peach & Daisy: "L-Let's drinkING!"

(Peach, Daisy, and Zelda are doing the “90s Zelda Drinking Game” in the former two’s room of the “Smash Mansion”. They all take a shot of...something.) Peach: ”Eeeeehhh...”

Daisy: ”Uhh huh huh huh...”

Zelda: ”Nnnn...Oh, Hylia, I think I’m going to be ill.”

Peach: ”Awww, whu-whussa matter Zilda? Callin’...callin’ it quiz areddi? Hic!”

Daisy: ”Yah Zilda, you look like yer gonna spew. Like...like deh bunny wit de hat. I-I like de bunny.”

Zelda: ”The...*gulp*...the only thing making me want to *pant* “spew”...is listening to Link’s whiny voice!”

Link: ”Well excuuuuuuse me, Princess! Uuuugh...”

Daisy (prepares to drink): “Drinking ti...”

Peach: “No!”

Daisy: “Whuh?”

(Peach points to toward Zelda. Link is sitting next to her. Link looks like he’s on the verge of passing out. Between the two is a scorecard labeled “Team Mario VS Team Zelda”. The score is 4-3 with Team Mario in the lead.)

Link: “OoooOooooOooooooh...”

Daisy: “Oh hey Link, when...when did you get here? And whadja do wit yer hat?”

(Peach rolls her eyes.)

NOTE

To learn about the “90s Zelda Drinking Game”, look up the webcomic Three Little Princesses or the comic dub by Tattoo Pedigree. You won’t be disappointed!

It’s kinda interesting how similar these two characters based on a singular gem are (The forehead pearl stands out a lot to me)!

Now if only I could get these humans to feed me.

This seems like a good place to nap~

the baby dragons as @dril tweets

Amber Dragon:  people who like to say “Ba ba ba ba ” at me <<<< People who hand me their wallet

Jade Dragon:  AS J. BOND HOLDS IN HIS POSSESSION THE FAMOUS “LISCSENSE TO KILL,” I MYSELF HAVE LICSENSE TO TOUCH AS MANY GRAPES AS I PLEASE W/O BUYING ANY

Obsidian Dragon:  the first step to becoming a Millionaire is to acquire one hundred dollars

Pearl Dragon:  it is really quite astonishing that I have yet to win The Lottery, given how good I am at selecting six numbers and saying them out loud

Ruby Dragon:  RAT CHECK… unfollow me ,if youre a sleazy low down RAT!!!!!!!!  i will knock your block off, I respect honor, Truth in words and action.

Chuck Norris Jokes: Anime Edition

Death Note

Light wrote Chuck Norris’ name in the Death Note. Thirty seconds later, he suffered a fatal heart attack. Kira’s reign of terror has ended.

Chuck Norris doesn’t need to write your name in the Death Note.

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

Chuck Norris was pierced by the Arrow, the Arrow gained a Stand.

Yoshikage Kira tried to turn Chuck Norris into a bomb using Killer Queen. Kira exploded.

Chuck Norris can move in The World’s stopped time.

One Piece

Chuck Norris ate a Devil Fruit and didn’t lose his ability to swim.

Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt

Panty tried to use Chuck Norris’ underwear as a weapon and destroyed half of Daten City. Then she fired it and destroyed the rest.